japane friendship garden

the real guide to the musical theatre fandom
  • matthew perry from friends invaded japan
  • “friendship is like a garden” is a dumb metaphor. because of this, friendship, gardens, and metaphors mean automatic notes and peer approval
  • criticism against patti lupone is redundant at this point
  • you’re not special for discovering les miserables
  • it is cool to both really, really like Jason Robert Brown and really, really hate Jason Robert Brown but you have to choose a side
  • nobody cares about brecht :(
  • criticism against memes is redundant at this point
  • you’re not special for discovering pacific overtures. you would have been a year ago, before ruthie-ann-miles, when it was still considered obscure
  • this is technically a forum for discussion on theatre and that is a nice thing to tell yourself when a new meme appears
  • you have to mock andrew lloyd webber but you can choose how serious you are about it
  • everyone who likes theatre is pretentious, don’t worry about it
  • if you follow a musical theatre blog but you do not follow if-only-angels-could-prevail, you are getting half the experience of following that blog. if-only-angels-could-prevail is a companion piece to every musical theatre blog. he’s o.k. he likes radios.