japan on my mind

It Slipped My Mind・出てこない

Do you ever have something on the tip of your tongue but you just can’t think of the name? 出てこない can express that. It sounds much more natural when speaking casually than it’s popular alternative, 思い出せない . Literally, it means, “won’t come,” (that’s how I remember it best; the word won’t come to mind).

So this is obviously a verbal expression, so naturally, 出てこない comes at the end of a sentence.

彼の名前が出てこない。kare no namae ga detekonai.
His name slipped my mind. (his name won’t come.)

漢字の読み方は知ってたけど、テストの時は出てこなかった。Kanji no yomikata wa shittetakedo, tesuto no toki wa detekonakatta.
I knew how to read the kanji, but it slipped my mind when I took the test. (knew reading of kanji but, during test it wouldn’t come.)

子供の時夢中だったアニメのタイトルが出てこない。Kodomo no toki muchūdatta anime no taitoru ga detekonai.
I can’t remember the name of the anime I was crazy about as a kid. (title of anime was crazy about as kid won’t come.)

It can also be used literally, like the words literally won’t come out, like this:

日本語の読み書きはできるけど、日本人と話す時は日本語がうまく出てこない。Nihongo no yomikaki wa dekirukedo, nihonjin to hanasu toki wa nihongo ga umaku detekonai.
I can read and write Japanese, but it won’t come out of my mouth smoothly when talking with native speakers. (can read/write but, Japanese won’t come out successfully when speak.)

final note about the nsfw issue

hey guys! this’ll be our final note about the whole issue and then it’ll be done and done.

firstly, @doopiedoover​ is our best friend, of course we’ll defend her and especially because all she drew was some pretty mild nsfw art of hatsune miku. (and i say mild because if you look right here on tumblr for miku nsfw, there’s loooads of it, and intense at that.)

miku was originally just a voice bank created by crypton. they only gave the voice a persona for marketing reasons and it worked. her “canon” age means absolutely nothing because she is a visual representation of a voice bank meant to bend to the artists needs.
if she sings a mature song, and let’s face it, she sings a lot of mature songs, she’s made into a more mature sona. though the age of consent in japan is 16, i have no doubt in my mind she’s been aged up for some songs.
and likewise, she’s been aged down for many songs as well. miku is moldable, and that’s her purpose. 

especially in mikumikudance, not only are there nsfw models of miku, there’s nsfw videos, even official ones, honestly.

hatsune miku is a virtual character IN CANON and a fiction character in real life. the people that attacked doop over this, who she herself is a csa survior, by calling her a pedophile, by calling her worse than her abuser, you are the problem. you’re sitting here trying to tell me that you’re just trying to protect csa survivors and minors from feeling uncomfortable so what you do is ATTACK a csa survivor??? you send her death threats? you tell her she, and we need to be HUNG??? seriously? because she drew CENSORED nsfw art of a FICTIONAL, VIRTUAL, character? 

and honestly?? why her? why attack her when there’s SO MUCH NSFW art in ABUNDANCE of not only miku, but actual underage characters? why are you targeting her? stop. think what you’re doing. there is a person behind the screen, a person who is so sweet and amazing and doesn’t deserve this. there’s so many better ways to go about something like this. if her art made you uncomfortable, don’t jump right to anon and jump down her throat, click out of the window, post block it, blacklist it, unfollow her, WHATEVER, just go, you don’t have to be vocal about it and you don’t have to kick her down while you go. she didn’t hurt anyone and if she made some people uncomfortable, obviously that wasn’t her intention? she just wanted to draw art, that’s all. of a VOCALOID none the less.

use that passion and effort to target real pedophiles, to target real child porn apologists. you are not helping a SINGLE SOUL by losing your mind over a girl drawing nsfw art of hatsune miku. not. a single. soul. get over it. take a nap, refresh yourself. think before you act. think of the possible outcomes, be a good person? people aren’t bad people just because they draw nsfw art. it’s art. this was blown into such a dramatic problem that could have all been avoided.

pick your battles. that’s all i can say. be smart and think before you do something as horrible as what some of you did.

psychic: reads my mind
me: japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it’s ♫ beautiful ♫ in the year negative a billion japan might not’ve been here. in the year negative 40,000 it was here. and you could walk to it. and some people walked to it. then it got warmer, some icebergs melted, it became an island and now there’s lots of ~trees~ (because it’s warmer.) so now there’s people on  the island, they’re basically sort of hanging out in between the mountains eating nuts off trees and using the latest technology. like stones. and bowls. ding dong, it’s the outside world and they have technology from the future. like really good metal. and crazy rice farms. now you can make a lot of rice really really quickly. that means if you own the farm, you own a lot of food, which is something everybody needs to /survive/. so that makes you king. rice farming and rice kingdoms spread across the land, all the way to here. the most important kingdoms were here, here, here, here, here, here and here. but this one was the most most important, ruled by a “heavenly superperson”, called emperor for short. knock knock. get the door, it’s religion. the new prince wants everyone to try this hot new religion from baekje. “please try this religion,” he said. “no,” said everybody. “try it,” he said. “no,” said everybody again, quieter this time. and so the religion was put into place, and all the rules that came with it. then the government was taken over by another clique, and they made some reforms, like making the government govern more, and making the government more like china’s government, which is a government that governs more. “hi china,” they said. “hi dipshit,” said china. “can you call us something else, other than dipshit?” said japan. “like what?” said china. “♫ how about sunrise land? ♫” said japan. and they stole china’s alphabet and wrote a book. about themselves. and then they made lots of poetry and art and another book about themselves. then they stopped moving the capital every time the emperor died and kept it in one place for a while. right here. and they conquered the north finally, get that squared away. a rich hipster named kukai is bored with modern buddhism, visits china and learns a better version which is more ~spiritual~ comes back, reinvents the alphabet and causes art and literature to be ~great~ for a long time. and the royal palace turned into such a dream world of art that they really didn’t give a shit about running the country. so if you live outside the palace, how are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals? ♫ hire a samurai ♫ everyone started hiring samurai. (correction: rich important people hired samurai. poor people who could not afford to hire samurai did not hire samurai.) the samurai became organized and powerful, more powerful than the government. so they made their own military government, here. they let the emperor still be “emperor”, but the shogun is actually in control. BREAKING NEWS the Mongols have invaded China. “we’ve invaded china,” said the mongols. “please respect us, or else we might invade you as well.” “okay,” said japan. so the mongols came over, ready for war, and died in a tornado. but they tried again, and had a nice time fighting with the japanese but then died in a tornado. then the emperor overthrows the shogunate, then the shogunate overthrows him back and moves to kyoto and makes a new shogunate. and the emperor can still dress like an emperor if he wants, that’s fine. ♫ now there’s more art ♫ like painting with less colors, collaborative poetry, plays, monkey fun, tea parties, gardening, architecture, flowers. it’s time for who’s going to be the next shogun? usually it’s the shogun’s kid. but the shogun doesn’t have a kid, so he tries to get his brother to quit being a monk and be the next shogun. he says ok. but then the shogun has a kid. so now who’s it gonna be? vote now on your phones. and everyone voted so hard that the palace caught on fire and burned down. the shogun actually didn’t care, he was off somewhere doing poetry. and the whole country broke into pieces. everyone is fighting with each other for local power, and it’s anybody’s game. knock knock. it’s europe. no, they’re not here to take over (yet) they just wanna sell some shit. like clocks. and guns. and ~jesus~. so that’s cool, but everyone’s still fighting with each other for control. now with guns!! and wouldn’t it be nice to control the capital, which right now is puppets, with no one controlling them? this clan is ready to make a run for it, but first they have to trample this smaller clan which is in the way. surprise, the smaller clan wins, and the leader of that clan steals the idea of invading the capital, and invades the capital, and it goes very well. he’s about halfway through conquering japan when someone who works for him kills him, and then someone else who works for him kills them. and that guy finishes conquering japan. and then he confiscated everybody’s swords and made some rules. “and now i’m going to invade korea, and then hopefully china,” he said and failed, and also died. but before he died, he told these five guys to take care of his 5 year old son until he’s old enough to be the next ruler of japan. and the five guys said “Yeah, Right. it’s not gonna be this kid. it’s gonna be one of Us. cuz we’re /grownups/.” and it’s probably gonna be this guy who happens to be way more rich and powerful than the others. a lot of people support him, but a lot of people support not supporting him. they have a fight, and he wins, and starts a new government, right here ~Edo~ and he still lets the emperor dress like an emperor and have very nice things. but don’t get confused. this is the new government, and they are very strict. so strict they closed the country. no one can leave, and no one can come in. except for the dutch, if they want to buy and sell shit, but they have to do it right here. now that the entire country was not at war with itself the population increased a lot. business increased, schools were built, roads were built, everyone learned to read, books were published, there was poetry, plays, sexy times, puppet shows, and dutch studies. people started to study european science from books they bought from the dutch. we’re talking geography, skeletons, physics, chemistry, astronomy, maybe even electricity. over time, the economic and cultural prosperity began to gradually slow down- knock knock. it’s the United States. with huge boats. (with guns) (gunboats) “open the country. stop having it be closed.” said the united states. there’s really nothing they could do, so they signed a contract that lets united states, britain and russia visit japan anytime they want. choshu and satsuma hated this. “that sucks.” they said. “this sucks!!!!” and with almost very little outside help, they overthrew the shogunate, and somehow made the emperor the emperor again, and moved him to edo which they renamed eastern capital. they made a new government which was “a lot more western”. they made a new constitution that was pretty western and a military that was pretty western. and do you know what else is western? that’s right, it’s conquering stuff. so what can we conquer? korea. they conquer korea, taking it from its previous owner china, and then go a little bit further. and russia rushes in out of nowhere and says “stop, no, you can’t take that. we were gonna build a railroad through here to try to get some warm water.” and russia builds their railroad, supervised by a shit ton of soldiers. and then when the railroad was done they downgraded to a fuck ton. (did i say downgrade? i meant upgrade.) and japan says “can you maybe chill?” and russia says “How About Maybe You Chill?” japan’s kinda scared of russia. you’ll never guess who’s also kinda scared of russia. great britain. so japan and great britain make an alliance together so they can be “a little less scared of Russia”. feeling confident, japan goes to war against russia, just for a moment, and then they both get tired and stop. ♫ it’s time for World War 1 ♫ The World is about to Have A War because it’s the 1900’s and weapons are getting crazy, and all these empires are excited to try them out on each other. meanwhile japan has been enjoying conquering stuff and wants m o r e and the next thing on our list is this part of china and lots of tiny islands. all that stuff belongs to germany, which has just had war declared on them by britain, because britain was friends with belgium, which is being trespassed by germany in order to get to france to kick france’s ass because france is friends with russia who is getting ready to kick austria’s ass because austria is getting ready to kick serbia’s ass because someone from serbia shot the leader of austria’s ass. (er, actually shot him in the head.) and britain is currently friends with japan, so you know what that means? duh. ♫ japan should take the islands ♫ which they wanted to do anyway. so they called britain on the tele to sort of let them know. and then they did it. and they also helped britain a little here and there with some errands and stuff. now the war is over and congratulations japan you technically fought in the war which means you get to sit at the negotiating table with the big dudes where they decided who owns what. and yes, japan gets to keep all that shit they stole from germany. you also get to join the post-war mega alliance ♫ the League of Nations ♫ whose mission statement is to try not to take over the world. the great depression is bad and japan’s economy is now crappy. but the military is doing just fine and it invades manchuria. and the League of Nations is like “no, don’t do that, if you’re in the league of nations you’re not supposed to take over the world!” but japan said ♫ how bout i do anyway? ♫ and japan invaded more and more and more and more of china and was planning to invade the entire east. You’ve Got Mail it’s from germany. the new leader of germany. he has a cool moustache and is trying to take over the world and needs friends. this also got forwarded to italy, and they all decided to be friends because they have so much in common. ♫ it’s time for World War 2 ♫ (the sequel) germany is invading the neighbors. then they invade the neighbor’s neighbors. then the neighbor’s neighbor’s neighbors, who happened to be britain said “holy shit” and the united states started helping britain because they are ♫ good friends ♫ and started not helping japan because ♫ their friends and our friends are not friends ♫ ♫ plus they’re planning on invading the entire ocean ♫ the united states is also working on a large very huge bomb, bigger than any other bomb, ever™, just in case. but they still haven’t joined the war. war looks bad on tv, and the united states is really starting to care about their image. but then japan spits on them in hawaii and challenges them to war, and they say yes. and then germany, as a symbol of friendship, declares war on the united states also, and so the united states goes to war in europe. and they help the gang chase germany back in to germany, and they also start chasing japan back into japan. and they haven’t used the bomb yet, and are curious to see if it works, so they drop it on japan. they actually drop two. united states installed a new government inspired by the united states government with just the right ingredients for a ♫ post-war economic miracle ♫ and japan starts making tvs, vcrs automobiles and camcorders as fast as they can and also better than everybody else. they get rich and the economy goes wild and then the miracle wears off but everything’s still pretty cool i guess ♫ bye ♫
psychic: what the fuck

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└ やばいー まじめとカッコイイの MJ’s gonna cause a nosebleed.

Cr: Arashi ni Shiyagare 29.10.2016

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“Sometimes, at night, I think about Japan and I’m like, did I create this country in my mind?”                                                                                                                       “You have to enjoy life. You cannot rush a cherry blossom.”

  ♪ It’s a God-awful small affair,       To the girl with the mousy hair
But her mummy is yelling no,       And her daddy has told her to go                       But her friend is nowhere to be seen
     Now she walks through her sunken dream                                                              To the seat with the clearest view
             And she’s hooked to the silver screen ♪

  • <p> <b>brain:</b> ♫how about SUNRISE LAND♫<p/><b>brain:</b> *coherent thoughts for five seconds*<p/><b>brain:</b> ♫how about SUNRISE LAND♫<p/><b>me:</b> <p/><b>brain:</b> yeah sorry about that<p/><b>me:</b> ...anyway<p/><b>brain:</b> ♫how about SUNRISE LAND♫<p/><b>me:</b> you can't keep doing that<p/><b>brain:</b> <p/><b>brain:</b> ♫how bout i do ANYWAY♫<p/><b>me:</b> pls don't<p/><b>brain:</b> ♫how about SUNRISE LAND♫<p/></p>

Psychic: Reads my mind
My mind: Japan is a country full of mountains and it is ~beautiful~
Psychic: what the fuck