japan from hetalia

The 2ps as shit my friends (and family[and me]) have said pt.  2
  • 2p America: Listen bucko I've seen more pussy in my 17 years of life than you ever will
  • 2p England: The first time I tried to cook I caught an oven mitt on fire and burned an orange. Don't ask how because I don't know either
  • 2p China: If you can't remember my name you can call me ling-ling or dumpling, I don't care
  • 2p France: I will literally break your finger if it comes any closer to my face
  • 2p Russia: *pouring 4 packets of sugar into a cup of tea* it's 6 in the morning and I went to bed at 4. I have so many regrets
  • 2p Canada: I'm going to slit the tires on my neighbor's car if he doesn't stop coming onto our land I swear to fucking god
  • 2p Italy: *breaks finger after catching a football**completely monotone* it seems that I'm in a bit of a situation. How unfortunate. Now, if you'll excuse me *goes to the nurse crying his eyes out*
  • 2p Germany: Yeah, I can speak German. Eat meine Dick
  • 2p Japan: The only thing darker than my soul is my hair
  • 2p Romano: *in response to 'you should wear a suit to bed'* you're right, I'll look dapper as fuck while I take a napper as fuck
  • 2p Austria: I can play skrillex on my ukulele
  • 2p Prussia: *nearly in tears* she took my flower crown
Meanwhile, in a World Conference
  • England: Alright, who broke the coffee machine? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
  • Japan: I did it.
  • Arthur: No, no, you didn't. Romano?
  • Romano: Don't look at me! Look at Italy!
  • Italy: What? I didn't break it.
  • Romano: Funny, how'd you know it was broken?
  • Italy: Because England just sat down and told us!
  • Romano: Suspicious.
  • Italy: No it's not!
  • America: If it's any help, and it probably isn't, but Poland was the last one to use the machine.
  • Poland: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • America: Then why did I see you over by the machine earlier?
  • Poland: I use the stirring sticks to push back my cuticles. Every one knows that, stupid American!
  • France: Let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it.
  • England: No. You're not just taking the blame so we can forget about it. Who broke it.
  • Everyone: ...
  • Prussia: Canada's been really quiet...
  • Canada: Fucking really!? Really!?
  • Prussia: Ja, really!
  • Everyone: (Starts screaming at each other)
  • ...
  • England (aside): I broke it. I hate coffee, France, and America, who drink it, so I broke it. Any moment now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint. Good. I love causing chaos!

/Playing a game of Never Have I Ever/

Matthew: Never have I ever… lost my virginity to Ivan. 

*Everyone laughs. Alfred slowly puts down one finger.*

Kiku: …wait. What?

Alfred: Well never have I ever broke into Papa’s wine cellar to seem “cool”.

Matthew *standing up*: I’ve never come into your room at night because “I can’t sleep and want to be cuddled” even though you’re almost 19 Alfred!!

Alfred *Also stands up*: Yeah?! Well I’ve never-

Kiku: Please calm down…

Gilbert: :D

Ivan: … 

ID #37072

Name: Nads
Age: 16
Country: Singapore :)

Hi! I’m nads,
I am looking for someone genuine to write to via email (at first) and if we do become close enough exchange handwritten letters with. I am pretty easygoing so I hope there is no pressure in responding immediately.
My mbti type is INTJ, I’m a Gemini and I’m a slytherin hehe. Dark humour is something I partake in as I have a pretty weird (morbid) imagination.
I love Disney a lot, anime:(warning: I may be a bit too Weeb at times) Yuri on ice, Psycho-pass, Tokyo Ghoul and Hetalia + much more. I love Japan in general. Harry Potter ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡. My current Favourite song is Gesu no kiwami Otome’s Kattena Seishungeki or Thunder by imagine Dragons. Note: this is barely scrapping the surface so if you have any similar interests, please do drop a note and contact me! :)

Preferences: Around 13-21. Preferably in my age group ^ - ^

Ludwig Beilschmidt AKA Bundesrpublik Deutschland 

Species: Nation 

Class: Economic Power

Strength: 10/10

Smarts: 8/10

Speed: 2/10

Attack: 7/10

Defense: 8/10

Abilities: Unify, Tank, Einsamkeit, Save

Feliciano Vargas AKA Repubblica Italiana 

Species: Nation

Class: Religious Centre

Strength: 4/10

Smarts: Unknown-This character is too obscure in nature

Speed: 10/10

Attack: 2/10

Defense: 8/10

Ablities: Heal, Aqua Alta, Venetian Carnival, Ally Call

Kiku Honda AKA Nihon koku 

Species: Nation

Class: Technological Power

Strength: 6/10

Smarts: 9/10

Speed: 7/10

Attack: 5/10

Defense: 10/10

Abilities: Cherry Blossom, Land Where the Sun Rises, Anime Blast, Shut-In

  • England: America's pretty innocent. He's just obnoxious is all.
  • England: Besides, I'm pretty sure he's a virgin.
  • France:
  • Canada:
  • Russia:
  • China:
  • Germany:
  • Italy:
  • Japan:
  • Prussia:
  • Romano:
  • World: