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Under Appreciated Lines in Hetalia: Paint It, White!

Iceland: “Oh skit… what the cripes!

France: "Everybody knows I’ve got the biggest-”

England: “-nobody asked you, cheesy monkey!”

England: “…You feel like a horse’s ass!”

China: “Suck ball! I knew fortune cookie this morning was full of bad luck!”

Poland: “Why are you look at me like that with the no eyes?”

Switzlerand: [Permanant Neutrality Border]

Japan: “No likey” (said like ‘rikey’)

Tony: “Because I don’t do dubs!”

Japan: “Germany! I’m sorry; I touched you. But if we fight sporadically we will only end up defeated”

Germany: “Must kill!”

England: “Double-O-Ninja!”

Narrator: “Britain. A former pirate, but now a rather effeminate, yet gentlemanly empire with a plethora of rain. France is a longtime acquaintance he’s often found bickering with for bickering’s sake. However, in their heart of hearts, they love each other. Sexually”

America: “…When humans think the word hospitality, they all think about me because I know how to have a good time!”

Germany: There is no crying in alien warfare!

America: “I’m happy to see you, hands! We’re going to have so much fun!”


Retrospective 53 Minutes   (Hiroshige No.36 ~ Neo Super-Express)

—English fanlyrics—

Maribel: asa-turney

Renko: lori-hime

(Keep it running on~)  All on board, all on board.

One big city’s what we’re heading toward.

We can get there quick, one short haul–

Not much of a journey after all.

(Sigh…)  I’m so bored. I’m so bored!

Through this window is a dull, dull world.

It’s a made-up scene, no appeal,

Drawn up in a technicolor seal.

Look at how the blue coast rolls, mountains rise,

Crows fly over in the nearby skies–

But it’s all so fake.  Is that so?

And if it were real, would you know?


    – “I wish we could take the line above ground and see real scenery, Renko.”
   “I know, I know.”

We’re trapped in this kaleido-screen…

    – “Whoa, what’s the matter Merry? That look on your face.”
   “All of a sudden, I feel something strange…”

There’s bound to be a better scene…

Run due east, run due east,
Cross that capital to make our peace.
Till the Sun due west clears our mind,           (Bound, we are bound for the end of the line~)
Gaze on back at what was left behind.
Is it one straight line, first to last?                  (All bound to be bound for the end of the line~)
Split this track into a brand new past…

                                                                               (Unbound, turn around at the end of the line~)

                                                                               (A retrospective, back in time…)

(Keep it running on~)  Let’s run east, let’s run east.

                                       Just keep running, at the very least.

                                                If we’ve made it here, next go there–

                                                      Let’s go!  Destination:  anywhere…!

                                                                         All on board… catch our ride–

                                                                     Shift gears swiftly to the other side.

                                                                  On a train of thought, watch us run–

                                                              My my, a conductor’s life is fun!

                                                   Station number fifty-three~ fifty-three~

                                           Count up all the sights we hope to see!

                                     When the number rings, seize our prime,

                               Roll in at the designated time!

                            Keep it running, right on track~ right on track~

                               There’s no ticket to be going back!

                                      Hanging on that rail, don’t you fall!

                                               It’s our kind of journey after all!

                                                         Now approaching:  final stop~ final stop~

                                                                  Past our terminal for getting off.

                                                                           As we take this step,    mind that gap.

                                                                                    We’re here!  Off the border of the map…