It is a truth universally acknowledged that every Janeite needs a miniature book compiling the six main novels written by Jane Austen, to carry it with them all the time and read it in case of emergency 💖
Caroline Bingley : You are such a great man Mr Darcy. I admire you very much. Mr Darcy *annoyed* : Thanks. Caroline Bingley *trying to charm* : I wish there was something between us. Mr Darcy : Me too. Caroline Bingley*getting excited* : Really X) ! Like what ? Mr Darcy : A WALL.