jane-x-gamzee

anonymous asked:

Gamzee<3<Jane

cries why are you doing this anon i dislike gamzee a lot this is hard

uhh let’s see

okay i can see this happening too i suppose

back in jane’s land in an alternate universe where she never followed seb down the bunny hole and gamzee stuck around and the atrocity which was tavrisprite never happened

jane is sO MAD BECAUSE WHO IS THIS DINGUS WHY IS HE HERE AND TRYING TO SELL HER ALL OF THIS UNNECESSARY MAGIC POTION BALONEY SHE DOESN’T BELIEVE IN THIS NONSENSE UGH okay whatever she’s rich maybe if she buys some stuff he’ll leave, maybe this is just a game construct

but then he doesn’t leave after she buys stuff

she gets over it because there’s no sense in being over-the-top pissy about things she can’t change, besides she’s got bigger fish to fry than this weirdo camping out outside her house

time passes and

HE NEVER LEAVES OKAY SHE’S TRYING TO HAVE A GREAT ADVENTURE AND HE’S ALWAYS JUST LURKING OUTSIDE HER HOUSE AND WAVING WEIRD STUFF IN HER FACE AND SHE’S LIKE AUGH GTFO WEIRDO

one day she comes back and he has LITERALLY PAINTED THIS GIANT UGLY MURAL USING THE COLORS FROM HIS “POTIONS” ALL OVER THE SIDE OF HER HOUSE AND SHE JUST SNAPS AND CHALLENGES HIM TO A STRIFE RIGHT THERE BECAUSE SHE’S SICK OF IT………….

he goes easy on her and still kicks her ass cmon he’s god tier

she’s so mad she hates him so much

she promptly texts roxy afterwards while laying on the ground all scuffed up and complains about it

incidents like this continue the entire duration of the game