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COMING SOON: A tale of MYSTERY, of ROMANCE, of BRANCHING DIALOGUE PATHS, all presented in beautiful 800x600 resolution to a computer near you!

JAKE ENGLISH ADVENTURE is a creatively titled fangame that plonks the player into the worn hiking boots of our beloved Jake English. It’s a dating sim of considerable ambition, with over seven unique paths with wildly different, unfolding storylines. Guide Jake as he returns home from one of his numerous walkabouts around the globe and finds a mystery brewing right under his feet in the form of an enigmatic neighbor living one floor down. 

Some more dramatic but contextless words to catch your attention: SCARY RED VANS. CHOICE BABES. MEAN DOG OWNERS. LEET HAXXOR QUEENS. LOCKED DIARIES. THAT MOMENT IN THE MOVIE WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON WHO IS GONNA CHANGE YOUR LIFE AND BOY HOWDY HOW IT GOES ALL SOFT FOCUS WITH THE SMOOTH LIGHTING AM I RIGHT? SHORTS ILLUSTRATED MAGAZINE.

MORE DETAILS SOON. Follow @jakeenglishadventure to keep up to date on news. (I promise we will not spam your dash.) 

TENTATIVE RELEASE DATE OF DEMO: 11/11/2017

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“I hated the first season. I did! I actually had a nervous breakdown. I would get up every morning, dreading going to work. I would have nightmares about going to work. I hated my character. If I was asked to write a backstory for her, I wouldn’t know one thing to say. So I went to see a psychiatrist. I told him my problem. That I felt stuck and that I was gonna leave the profession again. I was already like 75 by now… I spent twelve hours in therapy and then he asked me to invite Grace into the room and talk to Grace. And I fell in love with Grace. And I discovered that what it was is… in the first season began by us being abandoned by our husands and that triggerd me - and I went right down that dark hole. But from then on, it’s a joy. It’s an absolute joy.” - Jane Fonda at the Savoy Theatre (15th October, 2017)