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mom's reaction to the bmp princes

me: ok so here are the princes. tell me what u think of them

mom: u need to stop bothering me with your questions.

mom: this is the third time I’m suspicious of u.

me: why?

mom: hes sneaky

mom: wipe that shitty grin off his face for me.

me: u don’t like him do u?

mom: no.

mom: he needs to brush his hair

mom: but its better than urs

me: thanks mammy

mom: he reminds me of that gay collage kid u know.

me: but hes black

mom: idc

me: ok

mom: hes a flower boy

mom: weak

me: so mean

mom: hes the weak one

mom: so girly

me: ur so harsh on him

mom: he looks like one of those kpop stars

mom: I feel like I can break him easily

mom: hes like casanova

mom: he looks loyal

mom: i like his hair

mom: kinda dorky

mom: tough boy here

mom: he looks like that boy u use to like

me: u will never mention him again.

mom: oh wow

mom: wow

mom: wow

mom: so good

me: u ok

mom: wow

mom: are u smitten?

mom: hes the beast

mom: hes my fav

mom: can i have him

 mom: works bc i’m not married

me: I swear in that moment we were all my mom

mom: wtf does that mean

me: this man, hes my favorite

mom: shut up I’m talking

me: ok

mom: he seems pissed off

mom: his hair is like a lion fur

me: mane?

mom: yea whatever

mom: hes ok

mom: weak but clever

mom: he looks like one of those secretive abusive husbands

me: wow ok

mom: he can be nice but hes cold

mom: he looks like a cat

me: he hates cats

mom: all abusive husbands do

me: o_o

*there was an awkward silence to this*

My Reactions To The BMP Characters

Since you guys seemed to really like the SLBP reaction post I made, I decided to make another one. xD

Wilfred

Before: Ehhh he’s kinda basic and his eyes are creep-

OH


WAIT WHY IS HE


HE’S EATING THE BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES THIS EARLY WHAT


okay he got cockblocked thank god


After: *Bought all of his routes in the non PARTY version and is disappointed when he doesn’t frickle frackle with the MC two seconds into an episode*

How


How did this happen

Keith

Before: He’s too much tsun not enough dere me no likey

After: I love you but when you sing it sounds like satan screeching stop

Roberto

Before: His pickup lines make my eyes roll back into my head speaking of eyes his are fREAKING HUGE but he’s my wingman so it’s coo


After: YOU POOR THING I’LL BE YOUR MOMMY FROM NOW ON

if you’ll be my daddy

Joshua

Before: WELL WELL AREN’T YOU JUST A LIL BITCH


After: YOU ARE SUCH A CINNAMON ROLL AND YOU LOVE RICE BALLS MORE THAN ME BUT IDGAF


Glenn


Before: omfg he has a little brother and his eyes are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen omggg I’m dead already


After: hE’S A CHILDHOOD FRIEND, HAS A LITTLE BROTHER, AND IS AN AWKWARD TURTLE LIKE ME IT’S A THREE WAY COMBO I’M SHOOK

Edward


Before: You’re so niceee tho, I like the assholes I like your hair boner tho

After: YOU ARE TOO INTENSE FOR MY SOUL MAN OPRAH AIN’T GOT NOTHIN ON YOU 


Claude


Before: I hate you I hate you I hATE YOU KILL THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE BITCH WITH FIRE


After: 


You 


You weren’t supposed to be nice


You were supposed to be a dick


How did I end up liking you


You pullin some voodoo shit on my ass I swear


Does your prince/gay lover know that you are playing around with black magic sir


Alberto


Before:  You look like every male teacher I have ever had TEACH YOUR PRINCE/SON/DOGE BETTER PICKUP LINES MISTER HE HAS NO GAME

After: Your relationship with Robbie is 10/10 me and my mom except her tracking device is way better get on her level Al


Luke

Before: Stop sucking up to your douchey prince and love me like I love your fabulous hair


After: YOU’RE SUCH AN ADORABLE LITTLE CHICKEN NUGGET I WANT  TO SAVE YOU FROM THE ABUSE KEITH IS GIVING YOU #PRAYFORLUKE


Jan


Before: I think you’re the first butler I’ve seen who isn’t screaming, blushing, or being a bitch YES I’M STARING AT YOU CLAUDE FUCK YOU CLAUDE


After: Okay okay but how do I know if he’s being friendly or lowkey wants to pin me down on the table and sit on my face I’m good either way js


Yu


Before: YES A LOVE TRIANGLE FIGHT OVER ME BOYS AND SUFFER


After: I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN BUT STOP TRYNA TAKE ME AWAY FROM MY BB GLENN HE IS MY HUSBAND WE ARE GETTING MARRIED AND WE’RE GOING TO HAVE CHIPOTLE BOWLS INSTEAD OF A WEDDING CAKE


Louis


Before: Eh he’s kind of boring and he, Claude, and Yu seem to be long lost triplets


After: HOW AR EYOU SO PRECIOUS LOOKING AT YOU JUST CLEANSES MY SOUL WHERE WERE YOU WHEN JESUS WAS REINCARNATED WHY ARE YOU NOT JESUS YOU’RE SO PURE I CAN’T


Zain


Before: ZAYN MALIK WHO oh wow ur hot

After: oh wow ur hot and you have mommy issues








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myempirexx  asked:

butlers and princes +theo & zain reacting to a pic mc posted on insta of her in just calvin klein underwear and bra,,, thing lol

Wilfred:

“…” *silently tries to sweep his finger across the delete button*

“I…don’t want other people seeing how alluring you look in that picture.”

Keith:

“Hey! What the hell is this!?”

“If you’re gonna do that type of modeling count me in next time, got it?”

Roberto:

“Whoa whoa whoa! Am I dreaming? Pinch me if I’m dreaming!”

“My dear MC, you never told me you had that type of clothing! That could reaaally come in handy one of these days, you know?”

Joshua:

“…”

(Prince Joshua?)

“Huh? Oh, yeah, right..I’ll get you as many dresses and shoes you want, no matter the price, just..don’t let other people see you in that, all right?”

Glenn:

“Are you out of your mind!? What if older men try to contact you after seeing that picture?”

“I..nothing..just…just delete it, okay?”

Edward:

“You look absolutely exquisite in this photo, my dove.”

“Would you mind if I framed it for my eyes to see?”

Claude:

“Hem, ahem! Delete it. The people that are graced to be working in Philip shouldn’t be seen in such vulgar positions.”

“Don’t mistake this for jealousy, understand? I just want to protect your well-being.”

Luke:

“No, no..get rid of it, burn it, burn the clothes too!”

“Why? That should be obvious! Nobody is allowed to look at you in such a vulnerable state except for me!”

Alberto:

“If word got out to Prince Roberto about this, he’d surely send it to everyone, including the other princes..”

“Remove it, I promise you we’ll find other uses for that outfit someday.”

Jan:

“I must say I’ve always kind of wanted to try this sort of thing out, too.”

“The next time we go shopping for Prince Joshua, shall we look for lingerie together?”

Yu:

“What do I think of it, you ask? I want you to do whatever you want to do, and besides..”

“I’m the only one who can see you out of those clothes, so it doesn’t really bother me.”

Louis:

“Calm down, this is fine, you’re fine, it’s fine..”

(Are you all right?)

“Yeah, I’m fi-you’re really beautiful..in these pictures..”

Zain:

“Hmn, I don’t disapprove of your desires, my lady, but the fact that you’re alone in this photo is quite troubling to me for some reason..”

“May I join you, next time?”

Theo:

“So people wear those types of clothes to model, as well?”

“That sounds cool, maybe I’ll try it one day when I’m older.”

anonymous asked:

Can you do a headcanon of how the bmp1 princes would behave on a road trip with each?

a/n: This is so cute :3

Roberto: Roberto will be the person who suggested they played games like “how many red cars do you see along the way?” He would be so energetic and like to talk until they reached the destination. Sometimes, he would be moving from front to back as he’s having a difficulty to just sit still in one spot. Alberto would scold him because Roberto was too noisy or that if he moved too much, he would hurt himself. “Miss MC, please feel free to ignore him,” Alberto said, making Roberto pouted and MC laughing.

Edward: Edward would be attentive to everyone’s needs and be the mom in the group. “Prince Glenn, please use this plastic bag if you feel unwell…,” he said before turning to his left and offering some water to her.

Keith: Keith would be so impatient and couldn’t wait to just get out from the car. “C’mon Luke, how much longer do I have to sit in this cramped space?” Keith raised his voice after pushing prince Roberto back to the seat. “I’m sorry but the traffic is bad and we can’t really predict how long will it be,” Luke’s eyebrows knitted together in worry as he looked at the princes.

Glenn: Glenn would be the quiet one and no one realized that he wasn’t good with long trips until his face turned pale. Edward quickly gave him a plastic bag and Yu gave him a motion sickness medicine.

Joshua: Joshua spent his time reading some books but because he’s a fast reader, halfway through the trip, he already finished all the books he brought. He blamed Jan for not bringing enough. Jan purposely left some of the books back in the castle so his prince can have some fun with the others on the trip.

Wilfred: Wilfred would be the person who enjoyed the scenery quietly but when the traffic was bad and the car wasn’t moving for an hour, he started to talk with Joshua and Edward about some policies. When he realized MC was bored, he tried to incorporate things that MC can comment about.

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Joshua Lieben: Pregnancy Woes

A Be My Princess Fanfiction featuring Joshua/MC.
(with cameos of the others :))

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“Please stop following me around, I promise I will be fine!” I turned around, snapping at the life-size Charlesian vase that was placed ostentatiously in the middle of the corridor. My patience was reaching its very limit as an awkward looking dark-haired man cautiously stepped out from the shadow.

He stared at me for a long while, a blush slowly creeping across his cheeks as he raised his eyebrows in utter surprise. “H-how did you know?” The prince mumbled sheepishly, refusing to meet my eyes as I had rather ungraciously exposed his hiding place once again.

“Prince Joshua…” I sighed, no longer feeling amused by his overprotective behaviour with my annoyance level culminating rapidly. Prince Joshua had been stalking, for a poor usage of word, me for the past many weeks. I was touched, initially, to catch the clumsy prince fumbling all over me as he followed me from a distance. However, his eccentric way of showing affection was beginning to get to me when he refused to even speak to me when I had caught sight of him.

He was oddly tenacious, insisting on keeping his distance, preferring to watch me from his quiet corner instead of being beside me. There were even moments when I had wondered if Prince Joshua was a disturbing stalker or my lover. There were times that I had to assure myself that it was only my husband when I noticed a large shadow creeping upon me several times; eventually I was getting used to his perplexing behaviour.

“Please, get back to work!” I reprimanded him gently, putting a hand on his waist as my initial rage was washed away by his bashful glance, “Jan is worried… You have been disappearing fairly frequently..” Prince Joshua simply gazed at me in reply, mumbling quietly with concern etching deep into his face. “I was worried about you going to that place.”

I bit my lips and had to restrain myself from strangling my beloved, “I did tell you a few moments ago, didn’t I? I am going to the washroom. The washroom.” I repeated the word with gritted teeth.

In response, however, Prince Joshua only nodded in further resolution; as if heading to the toilet was a tedious and a dangerous chore and he continued, ignoring my earlier pleas. “Then, I will wait for you outside.” The prince gestured in the direction while he stood his spot adamantly.

“….Prince Joshua.” I admitted defeat, “…Do as you please, then.”

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Addendum to the “What is Love?” post I did that got so many notes.

Earth 2: World’s End #7 - writers Daniel H. Wilson, Marguerite Bennett and Mike Johnson; art Jan Duursema & Keith Champagne. Robson Rocha & Guillermo Ortergo, Tyler Kirkham & Joe Weems, Stephen Segovia & Jason Paz and Jorge Jimenez; colours Gabe Eltaeb

anonymous asked:

can u do a headcannon where mc is anorexic and i want to see how the bmp butlers (and princes if u want) handle it? and maybe they see some scars on her wrists? ^^ ty i just wanna see how they handle it also including zain and theo pwease (^ω^)

TW: Mentions of anorexia and previous cutting under the cut.

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