jamon

  • Gardienne: So why is Miiko so short tempered?
  • Ykhar: Well...
  • [a not so long time ago]
  • Miiko: We are here-
  • Nevra: Yes?
  • Miiko: Excuse me?
  • Nevra: Yes as in yes, why are we here?
  • Miiko: ...
  • Miiko: We are here today becau-
  • Alajea: Who is that?
  • Jamon: New boss.
  • Miiko: Yes! Yes, exactly, I am the new-
  • Ezarel: Wait. I know her. She's from the Light Guard.
  • Nevra: She's cute.
  • Ezarel: She looks like trouble.
  • Nevra: I live dangerously.
  • Miiko: I-I...
  • Nevra: How about you, Valky?
  • Valkyon: Hm?
  • Nevra: How do you like your woman?
  • Valkyon: As long as she wants children-
  • Miiko: I AM HERE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
  • Valkyon: Wow, rude.
  • Ezarel: Looks like politeness isn't exactly her main feature.
  • Miiko: BECAUSE.
  • Nevra: Karenn, stop nipping poeple.
  • Karenn: I'm hungryyyyy!
  • Miiko: BECAUSE. ME. AND THE COUNCIL DECIDED TO-
  • Kero: "The Council and I".
  • Miiko: LEEEEET MEEEEEEE FINISH!
  • Leiftan: Miiko, I don't think you should-
  • Miiko: SHUT UP, LEIFTAN!
  • Leiftan: Please don't yell at me, I'm half naked.

One of my favorite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is Spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably.”

Ya see, because Spain and Portugal are so close, labels in stuff like food, shampoo, etc. often come in Portuguese as well as Spanish.

Lay’s, for example, displays the flavor in Spanish and Portuguese, so ham-flavored chips look like this:

With “Jamón” being Spanish and “Presunto” being Portuguese.

However, “Presunto” is also a Spanish adjective, meaning “presumed” (or suspected).

So you have this in-joke going where Spanish chips taste like ham, presumably.

Prepare, ladies, gentlemen and gardiennes!

Here we go!

Well, I actually expected Alajéa to die first… But not the Oracle to be like that

Chrome says goodbye to pepperoni with tears in his eyes and runs away for his life. Gardienne shouts. Gardienne is now as wild as the jungle.

Sorry, Valkyon, Jamon used Pan Attack. It’s super effective!

OMG this CAN’T be good

Feng Zifu, you have changed :/ …

The rest has runned away from the Cornucopia!

Days 1-2

For cHRIST’S SAKE ORACLE CALM DOWN

He hates her so much that he wants her lo live and SUFFER

NEW OTP

b-but you’re a phoenix…fire…anyway…

DRAMA

Chrome: I THOUGH I WAS YOUR CHILD

Nevra: *points Mery* NOW HE IS MY CHILD

CHROME:NOOO *is drowned*

RIP Kero but you have telekinesis you moron!

Rip Cameria

Aparently, a kid and a cat are better than a grown woman and a powerful master

Days 3-4

oops well Yvoni deserved it and I still think Leiftan is evil sooo

Omg the blue bitch

‘‘Im sorry, Ewelein…’‘

‘‘Do it for your mom, Mery’‘

OMG THIS IS HORRIBLE POOR MERY HE ONLY WANTS TO GO BACK WITH HIS MOM 

NOOOOOOO THIS IS THE WORST EVER NO, POOR MERY, NOOO

Bye, Elf

Everything is over now, Mery… *cries*

She couldn’t kill Coalïa and she was frustrated… *sips tea*

ONLY ONE KITSUNE AND TWO CATS ARE ALIVE cats have nine lives

I can’t believe my eye…

Originally posted by uhmmmyeahsurewhynot

And from this we have learnt that it doesn’t matter if you are an extremely powerful magic criature: a cat is always more powerful #catpower #purralthesly

Can we aprecciate that the one who has killed more people is Mery? 

But for what, Mery, for what?!

It's Gardienne's bday.
  • Nevra: Happy birthday!
  • Karenn: Happy birthday!
  • Chrome: Happy birthday!
  • Valkyon: Happy birthday!
  • Elliot: Apa bada!
  • Kero: Happy birthday!
  • Leiftan: Happy birthday!
  • Miiko: Happy birthday!
  • Jamon: Happy birthday!
  • Ykhar: Happy birthday!
  • Alajea: Happy birthday!
  • Mery: Happy birthday!
  • Ewelein: Happy birthday!
  • Ezarel: Why is that masked man here?
  • Masked man: *sweats*