(aka ‘poe meets karé at a mixer for new flight school recruits. she’s gay. he’s gay. instant bond formed’)

iolo, reading the paper: how’d it go?
poe: well, i met this girl -
iolo, completely monotone: ooOOooooh.
poe: i thought she might be flirting with me but she was actually just wondering where the bathroom was. also she was gay her name was karé kun
iolo, turning a page: i like her already. we should invite her over for dinner