so..i was bored..and read My Immortal heres some of my fave lines cause lets be honest, that shit is amazing
Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). (a classic)
“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?”
“What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!”
“Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped. (im gonna start to use crookshanks as a spell)
He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). (all bisezuals are in2 fashin n stuff)
Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!1 (jfc)
“Only you wouldn’t give them to me!” Lumpkin shouted angrily. (lumpkin)
They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Stanism. (they named a cult after a guy named Stan)
Inside the Great Hall we could see Dumbledork.He was wearing a blak leather jackson (is leather jackson related to michael jackson?)
Oh my satan!
Suddenly dumblydore flew in on his broomstuck and started shredding at us angrily. “NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!” he had short blonde hair and was wearing a polo shirt from Amrikan ogle outfters. (sexy dumblydore)
I laffed statistically.
“Oh, datz Profesor Slutborn.” Satan said. (show that line to someone who doesnt know my immortal)
“Were calld XBlakXTearX. I play teh gutter. Spartacus plays da drums” he said ponting to him. “Snap plays the boss. And Jamez plays the guitar to even fo we call him Samaro, after Samara in da ring. (spartacus)
”We went sexily to Potionz class. But Snap wasn’t there. Instead there was…………………………………………Cornelio Fuck!11111 (oh no!111 its Cornelio Fuck!!11)
Honestly Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends was so Iconic like
-The coolest kid in town, Jamez Withazee.
-The episode when Terrence made a friend named Red to be an evil Bloo but then Red and Bloo become friends and Red is arguably actually nicer than Bloo.
-“MAC and CHEESE?????” “BLOO CHEESE?????” “I MEAN CHEESE, LOUISE!!!”
-“No one’s allowed in the mall without money! It’s the law!”
-Imaginary Man, whose only weakness is flowers, and his archenemy Nemisister, whose weakness is messing up her flawless hair.
-The unicorn friends with the manly voices. Pretty sure one of them had a Brooklyn accent.
-“RIP-OFF ARTIST!” “Ow! My shin!”
-They always had the “duh duh duuuuuh” before commercial break and their was one episode where it was done by some random friend who was singing to his music.
-“Now we’re brother ladies!”
-“It’s hot in Topeka”
-Frankie: Hey guys, what’s all the yelling about?
Ed: MAC GOT HIT BY A TRUCK!
Bloo: NO! IT’S A HUNDRED TIMES WORSE! MY BOY, MAC, THE GUY WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE……
Bloo:…….Can I get more juice?
Bloo: Okay. Mac is…..a big……. giant…… NEEEEEEEEEERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-“She’s so awesome……”
“She’s so nice……”
“She’s so cool……”
-The food friends, who were imagined by hungry kids at a weight loss camp, and hide from the rest of the friends so they don’t get eaten.
-When Bloo tried to teach Mac how to be cool by showing him boy bands, juice commercials and badly dubbed samurai films.
-Bloo always forgets Berry’s name but he’s usually at least close, but then he calls he Heather.
-“I! FOUND! A! CARROT!”
-“Hello, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, how may I be of assistance? Is my refrigerator running? Hmm, why yes, I think it is! I’d better go catch it indeed!”
-“Maybe the other friends are right. Maybe you are ruining this party!”
“MAYBE YOU RUIN CHOCOLATE!”
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