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Carlos in bed according to Nina and Maia
  • Me:what if you’re like about to have sex right? ad he’s kissing your neck and you’re in his lap, both in just your underwear, and he can’t get your bra off because he can’t get the strap to open. and you keep saying that you’ll do it for him but he insists on doing it himself because he “needs to learn how to do it eventually” but you know he just doesn’t wanna admit that he needs help with it. and he wouldn't be able to focus unless your clothes were perfectly folded on the dresser and your underwear put in a place where you can find them later and GOD FORBID THERE ARE WRINKLES IN THE BLANKETS
  • Maia:YES OMFG THIS THE MOST ACCURATE THING EVER, just imagine, “I’m almost the- THAT PICTURE’S NOT STRAIGHT!”
  • Me:and he notices your shirt landed on the lamp or something when he took it off and that's all he can focus on and he fixes it when you're not looking dfghj
  • Maia:YES OMFG, but what if it was jarlos and there was like a star of david that was crooked or something, god forbid the star of david isn’t straight, carlos would have to fix that
  • Me:like, you could be giving him a blow job and he's be more fixated on making sure your clothes were neatly folded in a place you can find them and he's faking moans so you won't notice what he's doing
  • Maia:YES YES YES OH MY GOD THIS IS SO ACCURATE IT HURTS

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I feel like a three-year-old that’s done something wrong. “Natalie, did you eat these cookies?” “Nope.” “Why are they all gone?” lol I’ve seen like every scene in gif form. I reblog the funny/cute stuff.

daww

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because she knows everything about it and seems to like it when it’s in gifset form but not in television form

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also nat likes fucking with people idk she’s weird

Pretty much though. Like she doesn’t use tumblr savior.