james-the-dolphin

The year is 2028. Team Mystic have taken over North America and the entirety of Asia. Team Instict rules over most of Europe and encourages all its members to drive forward into the genocide of any still-surviving Valors. Patrick Stewart, barely clinging to life in his old age, has been stuffed into a costume and is being kept captive in Russia by Mystics who keep calling him Professor Rowan. James McAvoy and Ian Mckellen have put on Misty and Brock costumes and are attempting to rescue him. In the humans’ preoccupation with Pokemon Go, the dolphins have evolved true sentience and are planning to invade.