My handsome boys😍

Tony: [in a minivan being pursued by hit men in three black BMWs] I never told you, but I was married once before.

Bucky: [slams on the brakes]

Tony: What’s wrong with you?

Bucky: [slapping Tony’s arms and legs] You’re what’s wrong with me Tony.

Tony: It was just a drunken Vegas thing.

Bucky: Oh, that’s better. That’s much better.


Bucky: What’s her name and social security number?

Tony: No, you’re not gonna kill her.


Glamour UK - January 2017