- Nice song, by the way, Madison recorded the whole thing.
- He what now?
- You were screeching so much we thought someone was getting murdered.

[If I had to witness this with my own two eyes so do you. Also, Namaqua frogs.]

Close-up of “Steve & Bucky: Simple” by Jessie Lucid. Chapter 16 illustration for my HS Stucky AU “King of the Jocks: King of the Misfits” (find it on Ao3 under lucidnancyboy).


Henry Cavill on Instagram.

Happy National Superhero Day!

me: *standing outside of venue*
security: ma'am, you need a ticket to go inside.
me: *laughing as i take my sunglasses off* i’m sorry, it seems as if you don’t realize who you’re talking to. i’m sure, harry styles, would not be pleased with how you’re talking to me.
security: for the last time ma'am, we know that’s a cut out.
me: *takes sunglasses off of cut out* SAY THAT AGAIN TO HIS FACE.