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So, Last Week Tonight Found Out Presidential Wax Figures Were Going Up for Auction and This Happened...

Honestly, the less we tell you about this Last Week Tonight segment that has almost nothing to do with the world going down the toilet and that having to do with Trump being in power, the more you’ll thoroughly enjoy how much fun Oliver and his team can have with the resources that their critically acclaimed HBO show has. 

Please enjoy it here.

into the woods: a summary through music (movie soundtrack cos i'm lazy)
  • prologue: the solo audition piece
  • cinderella at the grave: this was a song?
  • hello, little girl: starring johnny depp as a 20s wolf, basically himself
  • i know things now: fairytale revival annie gets high as fuck
  • a very nice prince: you're running from chRIS PINE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU by emily blunt
  • giants in the sky: aw look at fairytale gavroche
  • agony: manpain, the anthem
  • it takes two: james corden is a giant ball of fluff
  • stay with me: mother knows best but slower
  • on the steps of the palace: high note holy shit
  • careful my toe: you mean she put the slipper on after it was all bloody? gross
  • witch's lament: you had it coming but poor meryl streep
  • any moment: kirk yoU CHEATING SCUMBAG
  • moments in the woods: you gon' die
  • your fault: why were you slowed down damn it
  • last midnight: meryl streep could sing binary code and i would cry
  • no one is alone: wow teenagers can harmonize
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Dream casting for a Gaunt/Riddle film, from Merope’s adolescence up until Tom Riddle’s time at Hogwarts. 

Ellie Kendrick (Game of Thrones) as Merope Gaunt

James Norton (Grantchester) as Tom Riddle

James Frain (Gotham) as Marvolo Gaunt

Asa Butterfield (Ender’s Game) as Morfin Gaunt

Idris Elba (Luther) as Bob Ogden

Olivia Williams (Manhattan) as Mary Riddle

Anthony Head (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) as Tom Riddle Sr.

Freddie Fox (Pride) as Tom Marvolo Riddle

Thomas Brodie-Sangster (The Maze Runner) as Frank Bryce