james ups

Harry James Potter never got to crawl into his parents’ bed to be cuddled and comforted after a nightmare. 

So, naturally, he was a little confused when his own children began to seek comfort from him and Ginny in the night, but she seemed comfortable enough with blankets and lullabies and sweet words that Harry never asked if it was out of the ordinary or not. 

S/o to that time I had to miss James Shapiro speaking at my school because I had a SHAKESPEARE 101 TEST of all things, but my friend said she’d buy me coffee bc I was bummed and lo and behold I walk into Starbucks and Shapiro is just chilling reading a Harold Bloom crit his laptop.

[If you think I didn’t totally ask a well-known Shakespeare historian to sign my coffee cup, you’d be very wrong]

marigoldfaucet  asked:

Do you ever think that someone once tried to comment on good weather, but Flint was in their field of view and they ended up saying "what a fine gay" instead of day?

[thomas and peter ashe on the dock watching james’ ship leave for nassau] 

thomas, looking up at james on the ship deck: what a fine gay :)

peter: … uuh…you mean day?

thomas: no :)

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those weasley kids ;

“Mr. Weasley conjured up candles to light the darkening garden before they had their homemade strawberry ice cream, and by the time they had finished, moths were fluttering low over the table, and the warm air was perfumed with the smells of grass and honeysuckle.”

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I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory,
Is this where it gets me? In space, 60000 feet above the Earth…

Modern AU featuring TJeffs as local human disaster, Jmads as #givemeabreak2k17 and A.Ham as your obedient gremlin

[Someone actually did this]

did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause my brothers super quiet we kinda just thought that was him coming out and didn’t really say anything about it. this went on for maybe two yrs and then one day he arrives home with this girl and is all ‘id like you guys to meet my girlfriend’. at this point everyone is ’????’ and my mom is literally crying and like 'u broke up with James?!?!?!’ and honestly I’ve never seen a man more confused in his life and yeah that’s the time my family fucked up for like 2 yrs

“TVLine has learned that Lonnie Chavis aka Young Randall on NBC’s freshman hit will guest-star on the CW superhero series as Marcus, a young alien boy who bonds with James (played by Mehcad Brooks) after the rugrat’s mother attacks National City.”

“There’s a lovely moment that I have with Mehcad, about accepting who you are,” shares David Harewood, who plays DEO boss man Hank Henshaw aka “Martian Manhunter” J’onn J’onzz. “James is reluctant to step in and help somebody, and I persuade him, as a hero, that sometimes you have to go against your own instincts and do something that’s right, as opposed to what you think might be right.

A young black boy bonding with an adult black male superhero?

Who, in turn, looks to another respectable black man as a mentor??

Generations of black male role models???

One morning Sirius Black saunters into the Great Hall with his hair in a bun and tie loose as can be. And he plonks himself down at the table and everyone just stares. 

Because his neck is covered in hickeys. 

And he’s all grins and showing them off like nobodies business.

And all the girls in the Hall are eyeing each other up like ‘Which one of you bitches got to do that? Fuck you why wasn’t it me…’

McGoangall just stares for second before averting her eyes. She can’t think of any rules he’s broken but Jesus Christ should that be allowed?

And James walks in, hand combing through his hair before he see. And he just raises he eyebrow and smiles.

‘Merlin Remus, get a bit carried away did we?’

And Remus is just siting there, red as tomato, wanting to die because it’s so embarrassing and someone is laughing oh no.. 

But secretly he is really fucking pleased with himself. Like, damn. I did that.


I don’t know man.. Wolfstar with hickeys just makes me happy.