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Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

Director - John Carpenter, Cinematography - Dean Cundey

Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.”

Fic: Pax Romana - James Madison/Alexander Hamilton

Spawned by a conversation with dezzie-chan and requested by major-jamie-hill. Sorry it isn’t smutty, I honestly tried, but James Madison is too pure, too innocent. (And I am too asexual, too gay.)

Instead, have asexual (and maybe aromantic??) James Madison having a gossipy sleepover with a randy Alexander Hamilton while trying to write the Federalist #18. Rated PG-13 for sexual discussions.

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