james maley

  • Me: Mom, can we get Mcdonalds?
  • Mom: No I'm cooking at home.
  • Me: *In my room - To myself* When I win HoH next week I am 100% gunning for her. How dare she disrespect me like that, I don't deserve this.

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John/Meg/James discuss Jecky: their chemistry, the possibility of a drunken makeout sesh, and Becky’s boobs. Basically, James and Meg are Jecky trash.

Things are getting heated in the Big Brother house...
  • Julia: Lime yogurt is foul.
  • Johnny Mac: LIFE IS SO HARD.
  • Julia to camera: Can you guys stop buying lime and buy more like strawberry banana? Thanks.
  • Meg: Yeah, any other flavor. Not lime. Not lemon.
  • Johnny Mac: Not lime? Not lemon?
  • James: Stock in a little raspberry for God's sakes!
  • Meg: Ew, you like the lemon?
  • James: NOOOO
  • Julia: He said raspberry!
  • James: Or strawberry or somethin'.
  • Meg: YEAH
  • Johnny Mac: Not lemon? Really?
  • Julia: EW, you like lemon, Johnny Mac? YOU WOULD.
  • Johnny Mac: *disappointed* yeeah...
  • Meg: EW
  • Julia: You're foul, you're foul.
  • Johnny Mac: Fuck everyone.
  • Julia: You are foul.
  • Johnny Mac: I'm gonna stand by lemon.
  • Meg: Johnny Mac's like *pathetic voice* "Not lemon?"
  • Julia to camera: Do not get lemon for Johnny Mac.
  • John to camera: Get ALL lemon. MWAHAHA
  • Meg: *pathetic voice* "Not lemon?"
BB17: A Summary
  • Jackie: Who?
  • J*ff: Says something sexist.
  • Liz: Makes 100 pancakes.
  • Julia: Slips up.
  • Becky: Is a trainwreck.
  • Shelli: Talks game with Cl*y.
  • Cl*y: Talks game with Shelli.
  • Jason: Squarel.
  • Da'vonne: Looks into camera.
  • Meg: Cries about being a pawn.
  • John: Shouts in the DR.
  • Austin: Looks angry.
  • J*mes: Is irrelevant.
  • Vanessa: Is a sweetheart.
  • Steve: Is very sweet & cute.
  • Audrey: Pretends to be sad.

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How to Hate a Houseguest!

The guide to knowing the problematic behavior of the Big Brother 17 Houseguests and (hopefully not) basing their close-minded principles on their game!

Audrey: (almost) spread a rumor about Becky being a racist as a means of game against Da'Vonne

Austin: sexually harassed Liz until she basically returned the feelings (although Liz doesn’t like him romantically); cheated on his girlfriend on the feeds and on TV (and admitted he wanted to break up with her but didn’t have the willpower)

Becky: demonized Audrey during the 12- houseguest house meeting (without the aforementioned there to defend herself)

Clay: has tweeted racist things in the past pre-Big Brother; was annoyed by everything Da'Vonne did after their blowup; was microaggressive towards Da'Vonne; had a conversation with Jace and Shelli about dating black women, thought it was funny to date a black girl, and referred to light-skin women as “yellow bone”; slut-shamed the twins for wearing bikinis

Da'Vonne: apparently made transphobic comments (about Audrey); accidentally misgendered her in the diary room

Jace: sexist, bullied Steve onto the verge of tears for a vote; masturbated next to John (rather gross than problematic); had a conversation with Shelli and Clay about dating black women and used the terms “mulatto” and “redbone” to refer to the different shade of black women’s skin color (granted he mentioned that he didn’t know whether or not the term “redbone” was derogatory or not)

Jackie: nothing to date yet

James: sexist; basically raped an inflatable giraffe

Jason: has a history of posting transphobic tweets from 5 years ago; has made transphobic comments (towards/about Audrey); called the twins fat in order to differentiate between the two; apparently body shamed Audrey because she didn’t want to wear a bikini

Jeff: sexist; called Jason a faggot; sexually harassed Liz; masturbated next to Liz and wiped his cum on her back; made advances towards Liz and told her that they would get her to jury so that they could all sleep with her; indirected Da'Vonne and said (black) people shouldn’t fear the police if they aren’t doing anything wrong

John: jokingly said to Steve that he didn’t have to ask permission for a kiss but to just take it

Julia: nothing to date yet

Liz: made fun of Jason’s financial situation; said the N-word (and apparently apologized for it right after); was microaggressive towards Da'Vonne and stated that if she wanted to fight she should’ve joined the BGC (even though Day wasn’t even fighting like she kept you safe for a week Liz); talked with Shelli about Da'Vonne being aggressive in general

Meg: has made transphobic comments about Audrey

Shelli: was microaggressive towards Da'Vonne and stated that she was handling her being on the block really well as if Da'Vonne was supposed to be an angry black woman; talked with Liz about Da'Vonne being aggressive; had a conversation with Clay and Jace about dating black women, saying to be careful when dating a black girl, and referred to light skin women as “lattes”

Steve: made/mentioned a homophobic comment (about/towards Jason); made fun of/stated James’ apparent inability to read his HOH letter

Vanessa: didn’t want to evict Audrey because of her status and offered her LGBT+ solidarity but didn’t offer Jason LGBT+ solidarity when she put him up as a replacement nominee; also placed a sexual orientation microaggresion on Jason saying that he should’ve just been the happy, funny gay guy and be quiet (about him being on the block I suppose)

This list is off of the knowledge of the fandom picking up and noticing the HGs’ behavior and it would annoy me so much when people would nit pick at a HG they didn’t like and would throw their problematic behavior in but their fave would do or say something just as problematic. The idea came to me when everyone was wondering how Shelli was racist so here’s the list. Please tell me NON-AGGRESSIVELY if I didn’t mention or missed anything on the list. This is completely unbiased and I spared no one, not even my faves. I truly haven’t seen anything about Jackie or Julia doing anything problematic, and Johnny Mac and Vanessa’s were kinda little things. But tell me if you disagree with any of these.