james gourmet

GOURMET INSECT DINING NIGHTMARE *GROSS WARNING* (Apr 19, 2017)

Icelandic

Þú munt sennilega finna annan misspelling í þessu. Það er að vopnin bekk einhverfu í vinnunni. Ef þú blettur það, bara muna að ekkert er í raun, sannarlega alltaf fullkominn.

You’ll probably find another misspelling in this. It’s the weapon that drives autism at work. If you spot it, just remember that nothing is really, truly always perfect.

Dutch

OK, deze maaltijd was niet echt $ 500. Eigenlijk alle items waren vrij betaalbaar. Maar hoeveel is dat pak ?!

OK, this meal was not really $ 500. Actually all items were quite affordable. But how much is that suit ?!

random 00qad headcanons

because there aren’t enough of them and someone has to save this fandom from sinking into the abyss

-danny is precious and protected at all times by the other three mi6ers

-he deserves a nice, quiet, comfortable life in a nice house and not having to work for money for a little bit, so he takes care of all the cats and takes up knitting and baking and bikram yoga 

-as a result all the moms in the neighborhood know danny and they wave to each other and catch up during grocery runs and park walks

-even tanner and moneypenny call to check on danny, who sends them fresh baked goodies in return

-at one point danny fed all of q-branch

-danny makes comfort food and sweets, but james is the gourmet chef when he’s at home

-alex is the therapist in the relationship because he’s a great listener, he doesn’t say much, he is patient and compassionate, and he always provides hugs and blankets and chocolate

-this also means alex knows little secrets about the other three that they won’t necessarily tell each other

-when q is home, it’s extremely difficult to detach the cats from him… it’s some sort of static cling, so human cuddle time with q is usually shared 

-james is a fucking liar because he enjoys petting kitties when there’s nobody home

-did i mention james lies about hating cats

-james makes sure the cats get turkey legs at christmas before the others are served dinner