james chase

every episode of house ever
  • *episode opens with patient going about their every day life*
  • patient: owww my everything
  • *patient goes to hospital*
  • house: okay guys got any ideas
  • literally everyone: ehh probably meningitis
  • house: well you're wrong give him a lumbar puncture
  • foreman: house despite you being the head of our team we obviously know more than you
  • house: *joke about foreman being black*
  • foreman:
  • house:
  • foreman:
  • house:
  • chase: hey cameron you wanna bang later
  • cameron: fuk u
  • chase: eyyy she wants me ;0
  • patient: oww my everything
  • cameron: the patient is getting worse house what do we do
  • house: pfff fuck if i know
  • cameron: damn house you suck you're a terrible doctor he obviously has meningitis
  • house: give him some drugz idk
  • cameron: wow guys did you hear house telling us to give the patient drugs? damn he's a great doctor wouldn't you just like to bang him?
  • chase: >:(
  • cuddy: house go work in the clinic
  • house: no
  • cuddy: do it or else
  • house: ugh fine
  • *insert some comic-relief scene of house in the clinic with a dumb patient*
  • *meanwhile the first patient gets worse*
  • patient: owww now my eyes are green
  • chase: house his eyes are green and he is literally on the brink of death what do we do
  • *INSERT 30 SECOND LONG MONTAGE OF HOUSE GOING OVER THE FACTS*
  • house: gREEN EYES?! THIS IS A SIGN OF TITTY DEFLATION!
  • *insert a 3D animation of how the disease works with voice over of how it works*
  • house: only a shot of the super-duper-illegal anti-titty deflation vaccine that has not yet been made legal can save him now
  • cuddy: NO
  • house: YES
  • cuddy: NO
  • house: YES
  • cuddy: NO
  • house: fuk u bitch i do what i want lmao cuddy? more like slutty ayyyy
  • *house gives patient cure*
  • patient: wow, doctor! by some miracle you've cured me! And even the chronic pain in my back was fixed!
  • house: yet another symptom of your titty deflation
  • wilson: how did he have titty deflation? he doesn't have titties
  • house: shut up, wilson, you were probably irrelevant this episode
  • *"You Can't Always Get What You Want" plays*

American School AU’s
- we’re the last two in a dodgeball game and honestly winning is life or death at this point
- we always make it the longest for the pacer and this year I’m going to beat you
- you noticed I was cold at a football game and forced me to share your blanket
- you’re the shy kid that kicks ass at jeopardy review games and I really need you on my team
- it’s Spirit Week and we had an amazing idea for a costume so we’re doing it together even though we never talk
- it’s still Spirit Week and we’re on the same team for the grade against grade competition we have to win or we will lose all honor
- we worked together to come up with a bomb promposal for a friend but you’re actually really smooth and when you were trying out lines on me I slipped and flirted back
- we just sang the entirety of the bill nye the science guy song in class
- my calculator language has been switched to Mandarin and I don’t know why sos
- we’re making a petition to get Snapchat back on school wifi
- we’re making a petition to get more funding for the arts
- we sat next to each other for the PSAT and I lent you my good pencil and you never gave it back I want it back
- it’s a snow day literally everywhere except our school and the news is interviewing us together. you’re in shorts.
- they’re checking us for phones and I have nowhere to put mine help
- it’s the last day of school and we’re drawing memes together on the board
- I just got my period and the teacher won’t let me leave the classroom
- we’re partners for the robot baby project
- we both really like the curly fries in the lunch room and high five every time they have them but other than that we’ve never spoken
- we manage the black market for pre annotated books and the quizzes from last year
- you’re super innocent and you ask me about new terms you’ve heard in the halls

- we have the strangest student teacher and are compiling a list of things he’s said to us

- we only ever talk to exchange gossip from the groups we’re both in

A/N Anyways have some au’s direct from my life experience lol. If you want me to do any quick one shots on these send me an ask with the one you want and the pairing (doesn’t have to be romantic)! And if you want to write something from these go for it!!!

masterlist

GUESS WHO FINALLY HAD THE TIME TO MAKE A MASTERLIST

Originally posted by bbuchanann

here we go


Sebastian 

losing a family member and sebastian comforting you

sebastian getting jealous

sebastian coming home after 6 months of filming

sebastian defending you

having a miscarriage 

being sebastian’s younger sister

fighting with sebastian 

sebastian finding your blog

cuddling with sebastian

meeting sebastian in an airport

bumping into sebastian at a convention

reading a fic

being called ugly at a panel

fighting with your siblings

helping sebastian through a mental breakdown

studying abroad

crushing on seb while on the cw press tour 

bumping into seb’s grocery cart

kiss seb on the cw set

being at wizard con with the cw cast (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3)

surprising you on your birthday

seb reminding you you’re worth it

4 year old daughter crashing an interview (Drabble 1) (Drabble 2)

seb proposing on set

seb comforting you on set

giant spiders

seb calming you after a fight

having a secret relationship with sebastian

meeting sebastian in NY

reading fanfic on jimmy fallon with sebastian

sebastian saving you from a guy in the club

sebastian helping you with an anxiety attack

sebastian helping with your constant pain

tear in my heart (Part 1) (Part 2)

being a costume designer on the CW set

getting mobbed by paps

stiching up sebastian

telling sebastian you’re pregnant

watching sebastian’s work

kissing bff sebastian

getting the giggles with sebastian

carpool karaoke 

meeting sebastian at the gym

having kids with sebastian (Drabble 1)

sharing a bed with sebastian

sneaking out of bed while sebastian’s sleeping

opening your acceptance letters with sebastian

sebastian flirting with his personal stylist

swimming with sharks

being nervous on your wedding day

thunderstorm

sebastian learning about your depression and self-harm

sebastian liking your laugh

sebastian being jealous of your costar

sebastian delivering your baby

sneaking around with sebastian

sebastian believing you cheated on him

sebastian having a bad day

sebastian waking you up in the hospital

helping sebastian with a one night stand

sebastian giving you a puppy for your bday

meeting sebastian at a masquerade ball (Part 1) (Part 2)

star wars vs star trek

showing sebastian new orleans

spilling slushie on sebastian

sebastian telling you to stop sucking in your stomach

sebastian talking to your baby

meeting sebastian at a fashion show

having trouble sleeping and sebastian helping

sebastian supporting you at the olympics - part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 |

seb being your first friend on set

helping sebastian quit smoking

seb beating you at mario kart

telling seb you’re asexual

celebrating seb’s birthday

being 10 years younger than seb

enjoying the summer with seb

masquerade - part 1 | part 2

finishing your first week at college

double date

car sex

liv’s birthday drabble

motion sickness 

high school reunion

help after a bad date

being in an accident - part 1 | part 2 | part 3

“i do my boyfriend’s makeup challenge”

cat grandparents

meeting seb on a talk show

press tour


Bucky

barging inpart 1 | part 2 (NSFW)

fighting with Bucky

irl friend/nsfw blog

hide and seek

arranged marriage

getting hurt by Bucky during a mission

becoming comfortable with touching

sleep walking

nurse bucky

riding a motorcycle 

Joining Up - part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4

violent coloring

Bucky saving you from killing yourself

being Bucky’s pregnant wife and the team finding out

It’s All About Us 

Father’s Day

crushing on Bucky

making a build-a-bear with Bucky

Bucky loving your butt

bringing Bucky plums when he gets out of cryo

making Bucky feel comfortable

le vie en rose (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5)

bucky supporting your haircut

bucky taking care of you after the dentist

singing in the shower

helping bucky with his PTSD

bucky seeing your paintings for the first time

confiding in bucky

bucky finding his soulmate

bucky doing yoga

catching bucky dancing

discovering bucky’s hair pulling kink

moving on

bucky getting caught in his clothes

texting bucky…often

bucky helping with your sunburn

being the new avenger - part 1 |

bucky helping after a ruined date (NSFW)

bucky dating sam’s sister

bucky taking care of you whilst sick

brainwashing

boudoir photo shoot - prequel | imagine


Dr. Chris Beck

Romeo and Juliet

Hermaion (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) (Part 6) (Part 7)

Drawing Chris on Ares 3 (Part 1) (Part 2)

Having a crush on Beck

Catching you as you faint

meeting on earth 


Jefferson

telling Grace you’re expecting a second child


Chase Collins

flirting at the bar 

asking chase to choose between you and his power

meeting chase at the bar


TJ Hammond

being TJ’s sober coach

cheering TJ up

visiting TJ in the hospital after his OD

TJ getting help

finding TJ after he OD’s

spending your birthday with TJ


Carter Baizen 

illegitimate child

Carter trying to win you back

confronting carter


Lance Tucker

having a crush on you


Clay Appuzzo

early hours of the morning


Series (to be added to)

not so commonplace

primadonna


All

Whisper (possible NSFW)


#MomentOfWeaknessProject

Weight (Plus Size) |  Bucky

Anxiety Disorder | Sebastian

Weight (Plus Size) | Sebastian

Seborrheic Dermatitis | Bucky

Cheating | Bucky

Verbal Abuse (High School) | Sebastian

Weight (Plus Size) | Bucky

Weight (Plus Size) | Bucky

Scars Don’t Define You | Bucky  

You’re Assholes  | Stiles

Grace  | Elijah

Curves  | Anthony Mackie

I’m Here Now  | Bucky  

You’re Pretty (Part 1) (Part 2)

Locker Buddy | Bucky    

Liar | Sebastian 


Winner Fics

2k | Bucky - part 1


Christmas Special 2016

Day 1

Day 2

Day 3

Day 4 

Day 5


Moodboards

A Rainy Day

A Walk In The Park

The Carnival

Heartbreak

Golden Boy

Late Night

Lonely Hearts Club

Back in Time

Starry Night

Sweet Shop

Imperfection

Train Station

Beaches

White Walls

Teal Dreams

Time For a Party

Coffee Shop

Twilight Calls

High Fashion

New York Adventure

Captain America

Coming Home

Gatsby

Atonement

Fourth of July

Garden

Olympics

Birthday

Guía de libros ideales para distintas situaciones basado en mi (poca) experiencia leyendo

- Si quieres leer un libro donde te enamorarás del personaje principal:
1. Un beso en París, Stephanie Perkins
2. Maravilloso Desastre, Jamie McGuire
3. Fangirl, Rainbow Rowell
4. Some Boys, Patty Blount (sólo disponible en inglés)
5. Orgullo y prejuicio, Jane Austen
6. El lado explosivo de Jude, Nicole Williams
7. Everything, Everything, Nicola Yoon

- Si quieres leer un libro con temas importantes así como la tolerancia a los grupos LGBT, el abuso, feminismo, maltrato animal, entre otros:
1. Aristóteles y Dante descubren los secretos del Universo, Benjamin Alire Sáenz (LGBT)
2. Some Boys, Patty Blount (Feminismo, abuso)
3. El único e incomparable Iván, Katherine Applegate (Maltrato animal)
4. Milk and Honey, Rupi Kaur (Poesías sobre el feminismo, abuso, entre otros. Solo disponible en Inglés)
5. La lección de August, RJ Palacio (Bullying)
6. La canción de Aquiles (LGBT)

- Si quieres leer un libro que te ayude a sanar tu corazón:
1. Milk and Honey, Rupi Kaur

- Si quieres leer libros donde puedas aprender más sobre distintos temas:
1. Saga Percy Jackson y los dioses del Olimpo, Rick Riordan (Mitología griega)
2. Trilogía Magnus Chase y los dioses de Asgard, Rick Riordan (Mitología nórdica, solo disponible en inglés por el momento)
3. Saga Los Héroes del Olimpo, Rick Riordan (Mitología griega y romana, se recomienda leer después de acabar Percy Jackson)
4. El teorema de Katherines, John Green (El personaje principal es un niño prodigio, por lo que continuamente hace referencias a datos científicos que se pueden encontrar interesantes)
5. La canción de Aquiles, Madeline Miller (Está centrado en la Guerra de Troya y se basa en La Iliada)

- Si quieres libros con los que llorar: 
1. Leal, Veronica Roth (Divergente #3)
2. Sinsajo, Suzanne Collins (Los juegos del hambre #3) 
3. La cura mortal, James Dashner (Correr o morir #3)
4. Un paseo para recordar, Nicholas Sparks
5. El cuaderno de Noah, Nicholas Sparks
6. Sangre de Corazón, Carlos Cuauhtémoc Sánchez
7. Si decido quedarme, Gayle Forman
8. La canción de Aquiles, Madeline Miller

- Si quieres leer nuevas sagas y/o trilogías:
1. Saga Hush Hush, Becca Fitzpatrick (Ángeles caídos)
2. Trilogía El fin de los tiempos, Susan Ee (Ángeles caídos)
3. Saga Las Crónicas Lunares, Marissa Meyer (Futurista)
4. Saga Cazadores de Sombras, Cassandra Clare 
5. Saga Harry Potter, JK Rowling
6. Trilogía Divergente (+ Cuatro), Veronica Roth 
7. Saga Correr o Morir, James Dashner
8. Saga Percy Jackson y los dioses del Olimpo, Rick Riordan
9. Trilogía Firelight, Sophie Jordan (Personajes basados en dragones)
10. Trilogía Magnus Chase y los dioses de Asgard, Rick Riordan
11. Saga Los Héroes del Olimpo, Rick Riordan
12. Trilogía Los Juegos del Hambre, Suzanne Collins
13. Trilogía Crash, Nicole Williams
14. Saga Maravilloso Desastre, Jamie McGuire

Este texto se irá actualizando cada que acabe un libro y decida ponerlo en una nueva lista.

10

Donnie Darko (2001)

Director - Richard Kelly, Cinematography - Steven B. Poster

“Dear Roberta Sparrow, I have reached the end of your book and there are so many things that I need to ask you. Sometimes I’m afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I’m afraid that you’ll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.”