james & other apes

my AP US History teacher: what do you know about the Federalist Papers?

me: Alexander joins forces with James Madison and John Jay to write a series of essays defending the new United States Constitution, entitled The Federalist Papers. The plan was to write a total of twenty-five essays, the work divided evenly among the three men. In the end, they wrote eighty-five essays, in the span of six months. John Jay got sick after writing five. James Madison wrote twenty-nine. HaMILTON WROTE THE OTHER FIFTY ONE

my AP US History Teacher: HOW DO YOU WRITE LIKE YOU’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME