Because my friends and I are too poor to go to Japan right now we made the drinks ourselves (as you can see from a previous post)… and since someone has asked I am posting the drink ingredient list. I don’t know how much of each ingredient you need to add in each drink so it’s all trial and error~
PS. The Dazai drink is nice~ (I like the blue colour LOL)
Atsushi - Milk - Banana puree - Chocolate Sauce
Dazai - Blue curacao - Cranberry drink - Tonic water - Whip cream - Gyuhi crepe (Gyuhi is a kind of rice cake)
Doppo - White water - Matcha syrup - Black sugar jelly - Whip cream - Cookie
Ranpo - Ice milk tea - Caramel syrup - Black tapioca - Whip cream - glasses-shaped monaka (monaka is some sort of wafer cake filled with bean jam)
Tanizaki - Orange juice - Yogurt jelly - Whip cream - Orange stick (I think this is some sort of biscuit or candy?)
Request: “Hi! I was wondering if you could do a Barry Allen x Reader one? Where the reader was struck with lighting too, and is a metahuman with the same powers as Barry? Then they have a day of trying to be better than each other(like coffee chugging contest, racing, fighting, ect), and then at the end of the day they go home and just get really cuddly(lots of fluff, if that’s alright)… Love your writing!” by agentaprilwinchester
Pairing: Barry x Meta!Reader
A/N: This was fun to write, yet hard. I rewrote it like twenty times, which is why it is so late (sorry, agentaprilwinchester). I hope you like it. It’s not my best, but I really did enjoy the ending. That’s probably the best part in this whole story.
“What’s the difference between-”
“Jelly is made from the juice of fruit while jam is made from crushed fruit,” Barry said, interrupting you. You looked over at him from your seat in S.T.A.R. Labs, both of you waiting for Dr. Wells and Cisco to show up while Snow was busy doing whatever on the computer in front of her.
“Okay, smart guy.” You huffed and squinted your eyes at him. “How fast does-”
“The earth rotates 1,000 miles per hour.” He hadn’t looked up at you from his magazine, but you could see his goofy smile. “What year did-”
How to have lots of energy and not be tired all the time (revised)
Everyday when I go to work or go out in public, friends, family, and co-workers, everyone complains that they are tired, they never have enough energy. I see it all the time, people walking around looking like zombies, yawning all the time, nodding off, always looking very sleepy. It was only recently that I really started noticing this and I came to a realization that this frighteningly common with people of all ages. There are millions and millions of people who “live” like this. This may seem conceited of me, but for a while I didn't understand why. I work 12 hour days, now night shift, often doing very hard work. I wore a pedometer one day, and I discovered that I walk around 4-5 miles just going from place to place in the hospital. For the most part, I have lots of energy, and I am rarely tired or worn out. When I wake up I feel like I could wrestle a damn grizzly bear. Throughout the day I feel like a beast, and when I go to bed I am still energized. Regardless, I have no problems sleeping. No matter when I sleep I feel energized, when I swing from being awake during the day to working night shift, I still feel energized. If ever I am short of sleep for any reason, it usually doesn’t affect my energy a lot. When I do feel exhausted, it’s usually justified, like one of those days where we have multiples traumas in the ER all day long and I really bust my ass. But a lot people seem like they are worn out and tired just from the mere act of existing.
As a nation we are energy deprived, its a proven fact that most American’s (and most people living in modern wealthy nations) are experiencing a shortage of energy. I am convinced that it all stems from poor diet, no exercise, and people not taking care of themselves. We are not tired or energy deprived, we are sick. How do I come to this conclusion? Because I used to be one of you, one of the living dead that are more numerous than the zombies on any TV show. So here’s what I want everyone reading this who fits my descriptions of a real life zombie to do for at least a month. Try it for a month and see what happens. If it works, by all means keep on doing it. If after a month you think I’m full of humbuggery, or as modern day people call it, “bullshit”, then by all means stop. Just try these 8 things,
1.Abstain from sugar. Something I call the “Jack Lalanne Challenge” because he came up with it almost 70 years ago. Abstain from white sugar, high fructose corn syrup, ice cream, soft drinks, candy, cookies, cakes, pies, jams, jellies, yoghurt, granola, honey, juices, canned fruit, sports drinks, energy drinks, anything with sugar. Look on the nutrition labels of everything you consume, many things that are thought of as healthy have a lot of sugar. Also look at portion sizes, many companies make portion sizes unreasonably small to make it seem like there isn’t much stuff in it, like a candy bar divided into 4 portions, very deceitful. Remember this rule of thumb. The World Health Organization recommends only consuming 6 teaspoons of refined sugar or less a day. 4 grams of sugar equals 1 teaspoon. A can of soda or 12 oz’s of fruit juice maxes out the WHO recommendation in one sitting. My recommendation is to get as close to 0 teaspoon per day as you can. If you feel a need for sugar between meals, eat fresh fruit instead. Fruit is the perfect way to consume sugar. When you eat refined sugar it rushes all at once into your blood stream in the form of glucose. Your body burns it up fast, so you get a sugar rush, but in short time you are smacked right back down when that glucose is burned up. This also evokes a massive insulin response, which can mess with energy levels, and raise the risk of Type II diabetes. Fruit is the perfect form of sugar because its is packed in a dense fibrous matrix, and most people do not get even close to enough fiber in their diets. Because of the fiber, the body digests it more slowly, thus the glucose enters your blood stream at a steady rate, giving you even and consistent energy.
2.Abstain from processed and simple carbohydrates. This includes foods like white bread, white pasta, white potatoes, most cereals, and pastries. Most of the things I listed also tend to have added sugar. Carbs are really just another form of sugar, and are metabolized the same way. Thus eat complex carbs that have lots of fiber for the same reason as eating sugar in the form of fruit. This includes foods like whole grain bread and pasta, oats, quinoa, yams, sweet potatoes, beans, lentils, brown rice, and wild rice. Educated yourself on the glycemic index, eat foods that are rated below 50.
3.Abstain from drugs that mess with your energy. Caffeine, tobacco, stimulants, depressants, narcotics, alcohol, and others. Caffeine and energy drinks are the worst, because you have been tricked into thinking you need them for energy. If you follow the other steps, you don’t. They are problematic because they give a burst of energy, but then quickly kick you back down and you end up worse off than before. Plus, many people put sugar in coffee, or they drink energy drinks or caffeinated sodas which have tons of sugar. Energy drinks are the worst, the will totally fuck you up. 5 hour energy is the worst of the worst, they advertise that it gives you five hours of extra energy to power your day. Yeah, it’s not like the day is only 5 hours long.
Note: If you are a smoker, I suggest you quit first and foremost. If you are addicted to alcohol, hard drugs, or prescription narcotics, I suggest you get help, go to rehab, and get that monkey off your back.
4. Eat more good fats. Not bad fats like fried foods, greasy burgers, cheese and fatty foods with LDL cholesterol that will clog your arteries. Good poly and monounsaturated fats with HDL cholesterol found in things like nuts, avocado, seeds, beans, and olives. In between meals, instead of reaching for that coffee, soda, or energy drink, cake, candy, or bag of junk food, snack on a half a coffee cup of nuts (preferably lightly salted,don’t eat a lot of salt!) or cut up an avocado. Have some hummus. Fats have more energy than both sugar and carbs, plus they are metabolized evenly, giving you more consistent energy. They will also fill you up, so you won’t be hungry all the time.
5.Eat lots of fruit and vegetables. Your body needs the vitamins and minerals to regulate your energy levels. They are good for you. Nuff said.
6.Drink Water. You are 75% water. Don’t you think you should be drinking more?
7. Walk. Exercise regularly. If you have never exercised regularly, or haven’t in a long time, don’t start out all Rambo with an exercise regimen. It all starts with walking. 30-40 minutes, maybe a mile a day. Then push yourself a bit more everyday, walking faster and farther. If it seems boring, walk different places everyday, listen to music or podcasts, make it a half hour of “me time”. Walking is excellent medicine, probably more effective than 90% of the meds prescribed by physicians, I am saying this as someone in the medical field. Plus, light, regular exercise will help regulate your energy levels, and you will sleep better.Only after you have improved your cardiopulmonary system sufficiently and have begun to learn how to cultivate discipline through regular walking should you move on to more challenging forms of exercise. Like the strength trainer Elliot Hulse says, “just fucking walk!”
8. Sleep. At least 7-8 hours. If you need more sleep, then sleep more. This may seem tough in this fast paced, busy world, but you really need this. Find the time, do it!
Note: If you have sleep apnea, see a doctor and get it fixed, you will sleep much better.
I will be honest, you will not feel awesome right away. In fact, for the first few days to a week you may feel like shit. You may feel sick, get headaches, feel moody, or tired. You may have strong cravings. This is because you are going through withdrawal from all that sugar, processed carbs, caffeine, and other things. You might have digestive issues (gas, diarrhea) because you are eating a lot of fiber whereas before you had little or none. You might have to pee all the time because your urinary system is getting used to processing more fluids, where before you were chronically dehydrated. Don’t worry, all of this will pass, ride out the storm and stick to it. Do these things for a month, and I promise you will feel better, you will have the energy you need, you will have vitality, robustness, and moxie. If you are satisfied with the results after a month, keep doing it, do it until the day you die. Not only will you have more energy, if you are overweight or obese, you probably will lose weight. If you have high blood pressure or high cholesterol you will lower it, if you have Type II diabetes you will improve it or even reverse it. If you have any chronic illness, most likely these 8 things will make it a helluva lot better. You will protect your teeth from cavities and decay. You will look better, your skin will be softer, your hair will become silkier, you may even enhance your attractiveness. Your concentration, focus, and memory will improve. I would even go as far as to say that if everyone did these things, hospitals and nursing homes would be 90% empty, most of us would live to 100, and I would be unemployed. Trust me, you don’t want to become one of my regular clients.
It’s important to note that you shouldn’t become a zealot about this. Don’t starve yourself, eat three good wholesome well balanced meals a day, breakfast, lunch, and dinner, with snacks in between. Feed your body’s need for calories and nutrients. Don’t completely abstain from bad foods. Every once and a while treat yourself to that double bacon cheeseburger, visit the all you can eat buffet, have some donuts, or a beer, or an ice cream, or candy bar. But don’t lose control and fall back into old habits. Like Oscar Wilde said, “Everything in moderation, including moderation.” If you do fail or fall of the wagon, don’t give up. Pick yourself up, learn from you mistakes, and move forward.
Part II, Bonus Points —Transforming yourself from an energetic and healthy person into a human Beast or Beastess.
1. More Exercise! So, have you been doing your walking? Good! After a while it may not seem like walking is enough, or you want to do other things. So consider kicking it up a notch. Find things that you can enjoy and develop a passion for it, no matter what it is; Yoga, jogging, hiking, biking, hunting, fishing, archery, sports, lifting, swimming, kettlebells, martial arts, dancing, crossfit, pilates, P90X, Richard Simmons, whatever. Just find something, do it, and do it with a passion! Stay active! But don’t overdo it, wear down your body, or hurt yourself! Get lots of rest to let your muscles recover. Try to include both cardio and strength training in your routine as well. Our ancestors did not sit in offices all day, watch TV, and spend time on computers. They were farmers, nomads, and hunter-gatherers. Our bodies were made by God, the gods, or the flying spaghetti monster to be in motion. Bodies in motion stay in motion, that’s a scientific fact, just look up Isaac Newton.
2. Take Cold Showers Take ice cold showers twice a day. If you can, do ice baths or cryotherapy. Cold stress is good for you. Not only will it toughen you up, but your body will release epinephrine and norepinephrine, which reduces inflammation, regulates energy, and suppresses pain. At night you will produce more melatonin which will help you sleep. Cold stress is good for you, ditto heat stress as well. As Wim Hof says, “The cold is my only master, and my only teacher.”
3. Do the Wim Hof method of breathing regularly. Speaking of Wim Hof, learn who he is, learn about his breathing exercises, and start doing it. You will be blown away with the results.
4. Have sex regularly. Sex is good medicine. Not only is it good exercise, it releases a lot of hormones that improve almost every aspect of health. It is damn good medicine, more potent than most of the medications prescribed by doctors. People of all adult ages should do it. Practice all the positions of the Kama Sutra. If you don’t have a partner, do it with yourself.
Note: Have safe sex. You won’t become a human beast or beastess by contracting syphilis and sprouting unwanted children.
5. Challenge your mind. Keep your mind working. Read, write, do crossword puzzles or Sudoku, learn to play an instrument, learn a foreign language, learn new things. Learn about math, science, history, philosophy, economics, politics, etc. To have a strong body, you need a strong mind. To have a strong mind, you need a strong body. You cannot separate the two, it is impossible.
6. Challenge your spirit. Learn to love yourself, learn to love others, Learn to love and respect yourself. Never define yourself by past failures, never dwell in the past, always have hope for the future. Do not define yourself from current mistakes either. Learn from your mistakes and move forward. Encourage people to better themselves as you better yourself. Become someone who is inspirational, who can encourage and inspire people to better themselves as you better yourself. Learn to handle adversity. Challenge your boundaries. Think positively and surround yourself with positive thinkers. Cultivate positive energy. Help people who are less fortunate than you. Be compassionate. Don’t listen to jackasses, fuckfaces, cynics, bitter and hateful people. They are the most dangerous toxins you will encounter in life, more dangerous than sugar!. A strong spirit is needed for a strong mind and a strong body. You cannot separate the three, it is impossible.
Do these things, and you will be happy, healthy, and strong. You will be thanking me for the rest of your life.
Apple The very potent medicinal properties of the humble apple are often forgotten, despite the old adage that states “an apple a day keeps the doctor away.” The apple is one of the most common fruits and has been a part of the human diet since antiquity. The scientific name of the apple is M. communis, and apples have been in cultivation since Roman times - the plant probably originates from somewhere in the Caucasus Mountains. In the ancient world, ripe apples were often used as a laxative, while, raw apples were used to counter diarrhea and related digestive disorders. According to a widely held ancient medical system, namely Galenical medicine, most apples were thought of as being cool and moist and good for digestion. Apple based juices and herbal fruit infusions were often prescribed for the treatment of persistent fevers and all kinds of eye infections in the ancient world.
Remedies prepared from the apples were also used many years ago to gain relief from metabolic disorders like the gout, for the treatment of bilious constitutions, to heal skin eruptions and to aid nerve impairment. All sorts of superstitious beliefs and traditions have been connected with remedies made from the apple, these beliefs gained ground as the remedies are so popular across the world. Apples mixed with saffron were often used by peasants of Westphalia to cure cases of jaundice decades ago. A legend connected to the healing ability of the apple is still extant in Devonshire, England; the belief is that an apple rubbed on a wart can make it disappear. Prussian peasants in one particular province used to eat an apple on Easter morning as an insurance against fever.
“Speech jam” is when you hear your own voice playing back to you a fifth of a second after you speak, making it almost impossible to read aloud as a result. Stephen tests the QI “speech jamming gun” on Alan who attempts to read from Mrs Beeton’s Everyday Cookery on marmalades and jams.