imagine lord of the flies llamas with hats AU
  • jack:so i was having a party
  • ralph:ok
  • jack:at castle rock
  • ralph:uh huh
  • jack:doing a dance
  • ralph:go on
  • jack:and then simon walks in
  • ralph:ok
  • jack:so i went up to him
  • ralph:uh huh
  • jack:and i stabbed him 37 times in the chest
  • ralph:
  • jack:
  • ralph:
  • jack:
  • ralph:JAAAAAAAACK THAT KILLS PEOPLE
  • jack:ralph?? lmao what a nerd i *trips* *hundreds of pictures of ralph spill out of jacket* w-what a fuckign loser i-- these arent mine im just— *gathering them frantically* listen i just— listen— fuck *thousands of pictures of ralph scatter across the floor* shit fuck im holding them for a friend juST LISTEN
  • jack before the island:sings c#
  • start of the book jack:aggressively sings c#
  • end of the book jack:sC RE AMS c#. the sheer c# sends chills down everyone's spine. his lungs have developed into something inhuman. the c# causes minor earthquakes. clouds cover the skies and lightning strikes behind jack, illuminating him in his c# glory. he laughs maniacally in c# melodic minor. there is no escape