imagine lord of the flies llamas with hats AU
  • jack:so i was having a party
  • ralph:ok
  • jack:at castle rock
  • ralph:uh huh
  • jack:doing a dance
  • ralph:go on
  • jack:and then simon walks in
  • ralph:ok
  • jack:so i went up to him
  • ralph:uh huh
  • jack:and i stabbed him 37 times in the chest
  • ralph:
  • jack:
  • ralph:
  • jack:
  • ralph:JAAAAAAAACK THAT KILLS PEOPLE
  • jack:ralph?? lmao what a nerd i *trips* *hundreds of pictures of ralph spill out of jacket* w-what a fuckign loser i-- these arent mine im just— *gathering them frantically* listen i just— listen— fuck *thousands of pictures of ralph scatter across the floor* shit fuck im holding them for a friend juST LISTEN