jakes kids

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hAPPY PRIDE MONTH!! have some icons of the kiddos (and the squip)

feel free to use these!! just don’t forget to credit me in ur bio ;0

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spending 4 days drawing homestuck; boss battle edition™

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C-C-C-C’MON, C-C-C-C’MON, LET’S GO!

DaddyoFive Update

HEATHER AND MIKE (MommyoFive and DaddyoFive) just lost custody of ALL THEIR CHILDREN

Cody and Emma, Mike’s kid’s, have been given back to their real mother

Alex, Ryan and Jake, Heather’s kids, are being reconsidered by a judge to live with their biological father and so far it looks like the real dad is going to get his sons back

ok so this is probably old news but

I recently bought the 2016 homestuck calendar

had it open to the March page for a while

This one right

and I had it where I could see it all month, so I stared at it often

so like

we have Caliborn running away with a box of cereal right

it’s like an obvious homage to Lucky Charms cereal, with the leprechauns and everything. So while it doesn’t explicitly say so on the box, we can safely assume it’s cereal

so we have Caliborn running with the cereal, and the kids chasing after him right

Jane with her spoon and a bowl, Roxy with a carton of milk, Dirk with his fist up in anger (probably doesn’t actually want the cereal, is just along for the ride) and Jake with his……

his……

JAKE

JAKE WHY

JAKE WHY WOULD YOU EAT YOUR CEREAL WITH A FORK

THAT’S NOT THE WAY YOU EAT CEREAL STOP THAT

“I was asked to provide proof that we all actually do like each other… this incredibly zoomed-in photo of us all laughing on a hill as Jack rides Finn like a horsie is the most significant “proof” I can find… make of this what you will.” (x)

so, today, holt put his career on the line for a teacher’s-pet detective who’s become more like his daughter. he’s fought for three decades, overcome every obstacle imaginable, for this captaincy by being a good cop. and today, he put it all on the line just so a newly-minted sergeant who is somehow just as determined as he once was wouldn’t have to. these are his kids, and this is his precinct, and the fact that he wasn’t quick enough to work this case sure as hell wasn’t going to stop him from getting his surrogate son out of jail. so instead he was willing to sacrifice everything and derail his own life plan just so that amy wouldn’t have to. 

anyway, catch these fists murphy

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what i know about homeshit before i read it part 1

part 2

also thanks to @introverted-meme for setting up the slides so i didn’t have to look through googles spoiling :0

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COMING SOON: A tale of MYSTERY, of ROMANCE, of BRANCHING DIALOGUE PATHS, all presented in beautiful 800x600 resolution to a computer near you!

JAKE ENGLISH ADVENTURE is a creatively titled fangame that plonks the player into the worn hiking boots of our beloved Jake English. It’s a dating sim of considerable ambition, with over seven unique paths with wildly different, unfolding storylines. Guide Jake as he returns home from one of his numerous walkabouts around the globe and finds a mystery brewing right under his feet in the form of an enigmatic neighbor living one floor down. 

Some more dramatic but contextless words to catch your attention: SCARY RED VANS. CHOICE BABES. MEAN DOG OWNERS. LEET HAXXOR QUEENS. LOCKED DIARIES. THAT MOMENT IN THE MOVIE WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON WHO IS GONNA CHANGE YOUR LIFE AND BOY HOWDY HOW IT GOES ALL SOFT FOCUS WITH THE SMOOTH LIGHTING AM I RIGHT? SHORTS ILLUSTRATED MAGAZINE.

MORE DETAILS SOON. Follow @jakeenglishadventure to keep up to date on news. (I promise we will not spam your dash.) 

TENTATIVE RELEASE DATE OF DEMO: 11/11/2017

  • Jake: Sakes alive! I recon you must be entrepreneurial alternate macrocosm bro or somesuch! This alt universe malarkey whatsit sure is a doozy. Pleasure to meet you i've been on tenterhooks too make your forthcoming acquaintance! This is simply the dickens, i am preposterously overzealous, you seem akin to a benign fellow. Sorry to bedevil you with preposterous infinitesimal botherations, not to assail you. I'll be bequeathing you your personal space lickity split. Dirk always did verbalize about his puzzlebuster bro and i would detest to besmirch the stider designation. This is just as splendid as a huckleberry. Enough of the bravado, my name is jake!
  • Dave, crying: i have no idea what youre saying

Cartoon Network 20th Anniversary by legosrcool1000 (deviantart)
What a glorious sight, all of my favorite CN shows meeting one another at the same time! This year will be their 25th anniversary too! Can you find your favorites in this?

types of be more chill fans

The Sadist:

• writes aus where michael dies/gets horribly injured/attempts suicide
• cries whenever they listen to “michael in the bathroom”
• hasn’t listened to the boot/doesn’t know it exists
• reblogs character aesthetics

The Memer:

• makes vore jokes
• draws jeremy in dolphin paraphernalia
• used to be in the eddsworld fandom
• listens to the “every be more chill song at once” video like twice a day
• knows all the words to “more than survive” but that’s it

The Jakey D Fan:

• favorite character is jake
• would literally die for richjake content
• follows jake boyd on instagram
• favorite song is upgrade
• lowkey ships pins and patches
• also really loves brooke

The Elder:

• liked bmc before it was cool
• has listened to the groundhog day soundtrack twelve(12) times and thinks you should too
• favorite character is a tie between michael and rich
• exclusively draws rich w/ freckles/tooth gap/red streak
• would literally kill for a video boot

The Friend:

• got into the show b/c a buddy liked it
• but now it’s consumed their life
• favorite character is jeremy
• cries about fandom drama
• love dear evan hansen and writes crossover fanfiction
• ships deere

Depression:

• loves the girl characters
• gets no content
• ships playride
• would kill a man for christine canigula