jakes brother

Be More Chill Characters as Explained By My 23 yr Old Brother

He was shown a few pictures and has minimal knowledge of the plot and characters. The result was beautiful.

JEREMY: This… this Where’s Waldo looking twink. He has a desk in an overhead light so he’s probably somewhat important. He’s lonely because all of his friends are gay and he’s not– until the end. He’s gay for the other guy at the end. Probably looks up Dear Evan Hansen fan fiction– Im like 80% sure. He wishes his life were more than just lamenting over his waifus.

SQUIP: Oh god where is his arm- is this one Michael? He’s coming onto that other guy hard so that has to be Michael. -picture switched- oh no that’s the villain- thats a fucking villain pose. That’s a batman villain looking out over his henchman, this robby rotten motherfucker. That’s the drug? He’s like Tim Curry from Fern Gully but instead of pollution he makes people gay and horny.

MICHAEL: Shit his lips are so pink- if that isn’t a main focus or an arch this is written wrong. He’s gay, so I assume this one is Michael and he’s perfect and everyone loves him. He’s essentially the gay guy from Scott Pilgrim and he’s all of the fanfic author’s fantasies come true.

CHRISTINE: Generically sweet– wait this was written by a man, right? Yeah- Then yeah, generically nice. I’m split between “is the voice of reason” and “gets super corrupted by drug and thats the breaking point”  

RICH: I assume he’s a bit dorky. He’s Trying to stand out to impress sexy gym people and gets fucked up because of it.

JAKE: This guy- This fucking Disney Channel protagonist– he pretends to have sex with all the girls so hard it breaks his legs, but he really broke them because of little buff man. He’s the sexy gym people.

CHLOE: Brunette is popular- very very bi. Bitchy heathers vibe. probably a love interest

BROOKE: Also bi. She’s supportive and probably talks the other one into doing shit like “Hey wanna make out?” They do because Tumblr would love that.

Beat    are they sisters    No they’re best-    oh thank god

JENNA: She’s the pop culture bitch that makes a bunch of references and doesn’t leave you alone. enough said.


Bonus-

in response to the picture of squipped Jake: Jock who fucked tiny buff guy is scaring other couple because they are gayer. He is high on the robby rotten tic tac. Gay couple is terrified – but mystified – by crutch flight power up.

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You can hate the Disney sequels all you like

But I will defend the sequel characters with my life.

  • Jake, reading an anonymous letter: "My 21st birthday is a few months away. I'd like to throw a fun party, but I don't drink and I'd rather not have people drinking at my party. What are some fun ideas for a sober 21st? Sincerely, The Life Of The Party."
  • Rich: Does this person not understand that when you turn 21, that's the day that you're allowed to drink?
  • Jake: Right.
  • Rich: Here's a fun idea, do some drinking.

Jake Gyllenhaal is underappreciated.

This man is such an important human being. Watch interviews and observe how he interacts with the interviewer, he looks right into their eyes and actually ponders the questions he is asked. Jake chooses very diverse roles in films and gives a phenomenal performance each time, because he embraces that character and dedicates so much time to create an accurate portrayal. From being a bubble boy, to a troubled teen, to a sociopath, to a gay cowboy, to a widowed father. Jake Gyllenhaal never gives a disappointing performance. Watch how charming, respectful, witty, and polite he is. Watch how accepting he is, and how supportive he is. Look at the way his blue eyes light up when he talks about his family and how highly he speaks of each member, never once saying anything negative. Look at how he respectfully shuts interviewers down when they bring up sex scenes, and how he always comments on a woman’s personality before her body. Especially look at how he doesn’t act like he can get any girl he wants. Listen to his beautiful, genuine laugh. Think about how he always tries to be the best at everything he does. This is a man that would rather work alongside Robert Downey Jr. than win an award because gaining knowledge means he is successful, not recieving awards. This actor is slipping under everybody’s radar and I’m finding it quite beautiful because I get to embrace his excellence while everyone else is gawking over Channing Tatum’s body.

"Im mad because i love you..." - Anthony Trujillo

“Hey love could you do an either jake paul ir Anthony please with prompts 8, 15, & 83! Thnks ❤”
8. “How did you manage to be this stupid?”
15. “Please say something….”
83. “Im mad at you because i love you”

I choose Anthony 
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It was just a casual morning in the team 10 house and you had just woken up

Looking at the time you saw that it was 8:00am and jake would be waking everyone up soon

Laying in bed you closed your eyes and slightly fell back asleep

That was untill you hear the boy’s yell out jakes name as your door flew open and in walked jake

“Shit!” He said looking at you with wide eye’s

Looking fown you saw that the thin white sheets were shit as everything could be seen

Flaying your hands around yourself you yelled at jake to get out as the rest of the boy’s walked in

Sighing you got up and quickly made your way into the bathroom

“Damn she’s hot…” jake silently hushed

“I’d be lucky to have her…” Anthony said causing the boy’s to laugh as they knew he had a crush on you

You smiled softly as you got in the shower

“If youd asked id be yours…” you whispered to yourself as you washed

About 30 minutes later you had finished washing and put on your sport’s clothes and walked downstairs and into the kitchen

“Morning!” The boy’s said as they sat at the bench watching you get some cereal

“Morning” you said softly as you poured out the milk and cereal in a bowl

Looking around for a seat you frowned seeing none

“We need more seats jake…” you said as you walked to the trampoline

“I know. I wouldn’t sit on there..” he said stopping you before you sat on it

“Why?” You asked

“Its broken and just hanging by a thread. You sit on that and youll be met with the floor.” He said laughing slightly

Sighing you looked around seeing any other seat was covered in crap

“Sit on Anthony’s lap” chance said causing you to look at him and then Anthony who was blushing wich caused you to blush

“Ahhh…” Anthony said as he scratched the back of his neck a habit you picked up on when he was nervous

Looking at you he held a hand out to you wich you took and with that he lifted you up so you sat on his lap

This caused the boy’s to smirk and you to blush

As they were talking about video ideas you felt an arm wrap around your waist and a head land on your shoulder

“Can i have some?” You heard Anthony whisper in your ear causing you to blush

Turning slightly so you were faceing him, you raised the spoon to his mouth and fed him some cereal causing him to hum slightly wich caused you to blush

“You two should get married” jake said

“I mean they basically are already, just look at how much they flirt and argue” chance said

“Like a happily married couple” Emilio said

“They would make cute babies!” Ivan said causing everyone to laugh and you and Anthony to blush harder than ever

“Im gonna go get the girl’s….” you whispered quietly and quickly got up and raced up the stairs

“Tessa! Erika” you yelled as you walked in their room

“Bathroom” you heard erika yell

Walking in you leaned against the doorframe still blushing tessa of course noticed this

“Whats got you red as a tomato?” She asked causing erika to look and laugh

“Obviously her boyfriend Anthony!” She said laughing

“He’s not my boyfriend!” You yeleld blushing even more than before

“Sure” tessa said laughing

“Come on let’s go on a run” erika said

What they all said got you thinking. You really did argue and flirt like a married couple and then it finnaly hit you

You loved Anthony.

“Boy’s were going on a run” erika said as she walked into jakes arm’s and tessa walked into chance’s arm’s

The only people who didn’t have anyone were you and Anthony

“Can’t you have one day off? Please?” Jake asked causing erika to sigh and say she would stay

“We might as well stay then to?” You direct to tessa causing her to nod

As you pushed yourself up on the trampoline you felt yourself fall and hit the floor

“Arghhh…” You said grabbing your wrist

“Damn girl i said it was broken. Are You alright?” Jake asked as he began to rush over to you but not before Anthony was in front of you with a concerned expression on his face

“Im fine” you said wincing as jake touched your hand

“Fine” jake said mocking causing you to glare at him

“Anthony grab an ice pack” jake said causing Anthony to grab one and sit back in front of you

Placing the ice on your wrist soflty he smiled at you causing you to smile back

“Boy’s and girls lets leave them be and go set up yeah?” Jake said as he saw you and Anthony staring at each other

Soon it was just you and Anthony left and alone

“Your stupid you know that” Anthony said as he laughed softly

“Am not!” You protest as you grin at him causing him to slightly laugh and shake his head

“I think its alright now” you said smiling and getting up

“Thank you!” Yoi said and wrapped your arms around his waist cuddling him

Before he could comprehend what was happening you were already walking out to the backyard

“Despercito!!!” You heard the girls yell as they danced grabbing you and forcing you to dance

After 20 minutes of dancing with the girl’s you walked over to Anthony and walked up to him wrapping your arms around him

“Ahh….hi?” He said softly

“Im cold” you replied causing him to laugh

Pushing you back slightly he raised the jumper he was wearing off and handed it to you

“You’ll get cold then” you said pushing his hand back

“You wear it and then you'llbe warm and then i can cuddle you to make myself warm” he said winking at you causing you to blush

Grabbing the jumper you slid it on and before you could do anything je had wrapped you in his arm’s

“They are so cute” jake said

As you raised your arms and wrapped them around his neck he leaned against the bench slightly and burried his head into your neckand hugged you tightly

“Cant breath” you giggled out as he raised his head and looked at you

Raiseing his hand he tucked a piece of hair behind you ear and looked into your eye’s

“Let’s go Anthony!” Chance yelled out causing you to blush and his to smile

“Your cute when you blush” he whispered in your ear before kissing just below it and walking iver to the boy’s

“What are you guys doing?” You asled as you walked over

“Were gonna do some tricks in the pool and then light it on fire jake said

"How did you manage to be this stupid?” You asked

Jake shrugged and kissed erika before grabbing a skateboard

After the boy’s tried a few tricks it was time to light the pool on fire a little

Anthony was the first up and your heart began to race as he watched the pool get lit with fire

Watching him he started off fine but on his second time he fell and hit the ground with a thud

Getting up you quickly you ran and jumped down and ran over to him

“Anthony!” You said as you bent down and grabbed his face in your hands

“Anthony babe…wake up” you said softly

“Please say something….” you said

“Shit man” you could hear the boy’s stary blaming each other as erika called the ambulance

As you looked back down at Anthony you saw his eyes slightly open

“Hey…its alright!” You said softly as he started moving

“Just stay still and keep your eye’s open for me” you said softly as his head rest in your lap

Raising a hand to your cheek he whiped away the tears you didn’t know where falling

“What happened?” A woman in a nurse outfit asked jake as two others raised Anthony into the ambulance

“Only one can come” the nurse said

“Y/n” Anthony said as you got up into the ambulance and sat down

“Meet you there buddy” chance said as he grabbed tessa and got in his car

“Hold his hand for a second as this will sting” the dude riding with you said

As you grabbed Anthony’s hand he squeezed tight as he felt a needle jab into him

“Im josh by the way” the dude said as he watched you and Anthony

“Nice to meet you. Im y/n and this is Anthony” you said smiling at him

A few minutes later and you were sat on an uncomfortable chair in Anthony’s room next to his bed

To say you were mad at him and the boy’s would be an understatement

“Come on don’t be mad” he said as you stood up and got yourself some water

“Don’t be mad? You nearly died” you said

“I still don’t understand why your mad” he said confused

“Im mad at you because I love you..” you said and walked out of the room

Seeing the rest of the gang out in the waiting room you sighed

“He’s fine and will be let out in a few hours. Im going home so you guys can stay instead.” And with that you walked out
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It was now currently 6:36pm and you were relaxing on the varanda in your shared backyard

You had possibly just ruined everything for you and Anthony as well as everyone else just with thise few little words

“Where is she?” You heard a voice say

“Shes probably not here mate” jakes voice said

“I have to speak to her…” the voice that you loved said

“Y/n?!” You heard tessa yell and then soon everyone started yelling out your name

You heard the door to the backyard open and out walked jake and erika

They made their way over to you and sat down with you

“What’s going on? Why does he want no need to speak to you?” Jake asked and you shrugged

“There must be something y/n” erika said wrapping her arms around jake

“I told him i loved him…” you sighed

Silance soon filled the air and you enjoyed that

“Y/n….” you heard a voice ask and you turned around to see everyone outside

Seeing that you and Anthony had something to talk about the other’s immediately rushed inside

Sighing you stood up and went to grab more wood for the bonfire

“Why did you leave?.."Anthony asked

Out of all the questions he asks that one first

You shrugged and chucked more wood onto the fire

He sighed and shoved his hands into the pockets of his jeans and sat down and watched you quietly as you chopped wiod and placed it on the fire

Sighing you turned to look at him

"So what did the doctor’s say?” You asked quietly

“They said i was lucky considering i hit the ground pretty hard….” he whispered

Nodding you let a tear shed as you looked up at the sky and closed your eye’s

“Y/n…..” you felt his hand grab the axe and heard it being placed down softly before he pulled you into his arm’s

There you both cried and it was a relief

As you pulled away slightly you looked up at him and saw his eye’s shine in the moonlight

“I love you too….” he said before his soft lips met yours

“Be mine?” He asked as he pulled away slightly

You nodded and with that he kissed you with more passion.

B99 as things my brother has said to me this year
  • Rosa: you are breathing to loud please stop that
  • Charles while looking down at Holts homemade burgers: what the living fuck is that? You know I'm taking over
  • Jake at 12 am: singing the teletubbies themesong
  • Amy: I absolutely hate ballpoint pens (keeps on rambling about that for like 3 minutes)
  • Gina: I'm way to good for this household
  • Terry: don't touch my onion rings they are mine you peasant
  • Holt: I don't care about your turtlenecks
Help Me Help You

Pairing: Logan Paul x reader

Word Count: 661 words.

Warnings: It’s a little sad, but there’s also plenty of fluff.

Summary: This whole thing with Jake has really been getting to Logan lately. He’s never home anymore and he starts getting really angry at himself because he considers the heat Jake is getting to be his fault. @woodworthti666
A/N I would just like to clarify that I have no idea what happened between Jake and Alissa nor do I care because that’s their own business. I just went with this version because it fit the storyline. 

Originally posted by one-more-kiss-dear

You open the door and are met by a very happy Kong.

“Hi, cutie!” you say picking him up. He licks your face making you laugh.

“Logan?” you call out walking into the apartment. You got off late at work so you figured Logan would be home by now, but he’s nowhere to be found. Maverick is flying around and you wonder where Logan is. 

“Hey, it’s me. It’s almost 11 pm. Where are you?” you say leaving a message on his voicemail. It’s been crazy lately ever since Logan posted his disstrack but not the second verse. People put pressure on him and Jake and other youtubers used the drama to get views and roast Jake. Unfortunately, Logan thinks it’s his fault. You, on the other hand, don’t think Logan or Jake can be held responsible for anything that other people chose to do. 

“George, have you heard from him today?” you ask ringing his phone.

“No. But he’s bad, Y/N. I’ve never seen him upset like this,” he replies and you feel your heart break a little. How did things get so out of hand? You’re pretty sure the Alissa track with Ricegum hit the hardest because he brought in Jakes ex that hurt his little brother so bad. 

“I think I know where he’s gone,” you say hanging up. There’s one place that Logan always seems to end up at when he’s upset. And you’re hoping that he’s there now. You lock up and head out. It’s raining making you soaked immediately. But as you near the location it stops. You notice a silhouette near the beach and cross your fingers that it’s him. 

“Hey,” you say gently nearing him. He’s sitting as close to the water as possible without getting hit by the waves. 

“Can I join you?” you ask and he nods. You sit down next to him watching the waves crashing against the shore. The ocean seems so much bigger in the dark. 

“I’m worried about you, Logan. I get that these things are bothering you, but I want to help you. Please don’t shut me out,” you whisper feelings tears sting your eyes. He puts his arm around you and buries his face in the crook of your neck. You can feel the wetness of his tears on your skin. 

“I just feel like I’m ruining everything. Because of me everyone is roasting Jake and hurting him. Alissa is ruining him again. And it’s because of that song and the drama between me and him.”

“No. Logan, I get the whole big brother thing but Jake pissed off Alissa with his own disstrack. That wasn’t your fault. He’s a big boy and he’ll make mistakes. But you can’t take the blame or think that it’s your fault that other youtubers hurt Jake with their roast. They are guilty, not you.” You kiss his forehead feeling him relax in your arms. You love that you have that effect on him. 

“But I was the one to bring Alissa into it,” Logan replies making you a little angry. You straddle his lap looking into his beautiful eyes. 

“This is not your fault, Logan. Alissa would have gotten involved either way. We both know that,” you say trying to get through to him, “Jake isn’t even angry at you. Giving him the second verse was the right thing to do.” 

“But I-” you cut him off by kissing him. He reacts immediately. It’s so known to the both of you after three years together. You pull away a little out of breath as you run your fingers through his hair. 

“I don’t care about what you did. This is not your fault. You’ve shown Jake you’re there for him and that’s all you can do. He’s not mad, your true fans will stay with you and I’m right here, “ you say cupping his face with your hands. Your lips are almost touching his.

“I’m right here.”