TG: as you can tell TG: ive got it kind of bad for the guy can you blame me?? look at that fuckin smile TG: shit should be *illegal* in like fifty-some different countries its not even /fair/ its flat out cheatin at life you feel me TG: i mean hell TG: ive got it bad for all three of these idiots if im bein honest with myself here TG: so i guess im kinda biased yeah?
id like to think that when jars of dead crows start taking up way too much space that dave takes some of them and extract the skulls and give them to jake and and and heee collects them in some kind of contain e r and he think its pretty cute and alll aaa aaa a
then then sometimes jake makes them necklaces,after polishing them like he always does ofc,and wears them in pride espe cia lly in public and when daves with him hes embarrassed and and itss just hhhhhh hh h hh
(i hope this is gOOD ENOUGH it was reALLY QUICK SO….)
[OH YM GOD MY BABIES THIS IS REALLY CUT E AND ITS LIKE THEIR FIRST KISS OR SOEMTHIGN SO HOLD ON]
This wasn’t how it was supposed to go down.
It was supposed to be like all those kisses in the movies. Perfect build up, some emotions flying around and then
WHAM BAM- lips connecting, sparks flying, confetti falling. Because all of that can happen in real life, shut up.
Instead though, he rushed. Dave wouldn’t stop talking, he was actually attempting to rap and lay down some ill rhymes in a way that could convey his feelings. To say the least, he wasn’t doing a very good job of it.
Dave was literally mumbling his confession, sure it was in the form of a rap, but Jake could barely hear him.
It was about the time when Dave threw in something like, “You light up my world like nobody else,” that Jake had enough. He was going to tell Dave exactly how he felt on the matter and how yes, he did want to kiss him as well.
Except, instead of simply saying that- as Jake moved forward, he tripped over his goddamn shoelace and fell.
Onto Dave’s lips.
Oh god oh god oh god.
Nononononononononononono. This wasn’t how it was supposed to go not at all. Dave wasn’t even kissing back. They were both so awkward at this- stupid first kiss.
A few minutes of hesitation, and the two boys finally moved, lips moving in sync (who were they kidding, they sucked at this) for only a moment before Jake pulled away and began laughing. Dave himself cracked a smile.
Sure, they sucked at this whole relationship/kissing thing- but they’d learn.