jake-one

I need to keep talking about how that episode was the stuff drumps are made of because it gave us LITERALLY EVERYTHING.

Dan Goor was like oh so you want a proposal? DONE. You want a proposal in the middle of the Halloween heist? DONE AND DONE. You want Jake to be the one who asks? ALRIGHTY THEN. You want to see Amy make a title of your sextape joke? CHECK. You want to see Jake inform Mr. Santiago he’s going to propose? WHY NOT. You want to see the first time they met 8 years ago? HERE YOU GO. And you want to see the exact moment jake decided to propose? ALRIGHTY HERE IT IS.

I don’t think there’s anything else I could’ve asked for tbh

Engagement

I am crying because the entire episode Amy kept telling Jake she was always one step ahead of him, and that nothing he can say can surprise her AKA “ya boring.” Then at the end while she was blabbing on and on how she was always going to be one step ahead of him and how he was “boring,” Jake Peralta tells her to read what’s written on the cummerbund and gets down on one knee and proposes to the love of his life. 

What makes me want to cry even more is that you can literally see the surprise take over her face when she turns around and sees her Jake, down on one knee with a ring box in his hand, and the goofiest smile on his face. 

What makes me want to cry even harder is the fact that the proposal was just them. Everything about it screamed Jake and Amy, with the teasing, the “title of your sextape” jokes, Amy blabbering, Jake’s heart eyes, Jake rambling, elaborate planning, and a whole lot of love.

I will literally never get over this, it’s all I am going to think about.

jake realising in one of the most odinary ways that he wants to marry amy is one of the most beautiful scenes i have ever seen for a couple on tv. it wasn’t in some dangerous situation where one of them could have died or a big romantic scene. it was simple but so incredibly in character.

like they are simply in bed together and amy is noticing that the crossword is printed falsy and jake just looks at her like amy had just put the stars into the night sky and realises that he wants to spend the rest of his life with this woman. 

jake and amy are such an important couple and i love love love them so much

  • Jake: From now on we'll be using code names. You will address me as "Eagle One".
  • Jake: Sophia. Code name: "Been There Done That".
  • Sophia: ...
  • Jake: Amy is "Currently Doing That".
  • Jake and Amy: [high five]
  • Jake: Gina is "It Happened Once In A Dream".
  • Gina: [winks]
  • Jake: Terry. Code name: "If I Had to Pick a Dude.
  • Jake: And Rosa is "Eagle Two".
  • Rosa: Oh thank God.

anonymous asked:

exactly like two weeks is nothing but man oh man i hate when it’s a cliff hanger even for a week

i agree, but all things considered, this isn’t a bad cliffhanger. imagine if the episode had ended with jake down on one knee saying “surprise” and we had to wait two weeks to see amy’s reaction.  we would have LOST IT. 

anonymous asked:

we are all fools the roof scene in 99th ep is the wedding. They get married on /their/ roof. that's all thank u for y'alls time good bye

no ur wrong its Amy proposing to Jake did you think one proposal was enough for these two extra jags

Can you imagine Amy telling some of the squad that she’s pregnant, but makes them swear not to tell Jake, because she hasn’t figured out how to tell him yet - and also making them swear not to tell Charles because Charles will DEFINITELY tell Jake.

And at one point, Charles overhears two of them talking about the pregnancy, and they end up having to bind and gag him in the evidence locker because this is TOO IMPORTANT JAKE’S GONNA BE A PAPA

anonymous asked:

Trick or treat!

The Griffins are known for their big halloween parties. The annoying thing is that every year, as usual, all her father and mother’s work buddies that knew Clarke growing up constantly ask her if she’s dating anyone Even her own mother pointedly hints Clarke and Bellamy should be dating.

Clarke and her friends come home from college every year for the party, all coordinating their costumes. This year, it’s Star Wars: modern edition. Clarke dresses up as Rey. The problem is, Bellamy is Kylo Ren, and everyone, much to Clarke’s fury and Bellamy’s bemusement, are pushing that they date more than ever (Clarke is horrified that so many of her parents stuffy middle-aged friends are apparently casual reylo shippers), so Clarke grabs a new girl at the party (Lexa, of course, the daughter of one of Jake’s new colleagues so no one knows much about her), and claims they are dating in an attempt to get everyone to shut up.

For bonus points: Abby certainly didn’t expect to find her daughter making out (ahem, using the force) with another girl in her living room closet, but, well, shit happens.

WHAT IF THEY GET MARRIED NEXT HALLOWEEN AND AMY WANTS TO SURPRISE JAKE WITH THE WEDDING AND SHE ASKS HELP FROM THE TEAM. LIKE THE ITEM TO STEAL IS LIKE A LOCKED BOX AND LIKE IT “HAS NO KEY”. LIKE JAKE IS THE ONLY ONE ACTUALLY TRYING TO WIN IT AND HENCE HE ACTUALY WINS AND LIKE HES IN THE BREAK ROOM AND BOASTS TO TERRY AND CHARLES THAT HE HAS THE BOX AND TERRY PULLS OUT A SUIT AND JAKE IS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK AND CHARLES OPENS THE BOX AND THE RINGS ARE IN THERE AND THEN THEY LEAD JACK INTO THE BULLPEN AND EVERYTHING IS SET UP FOR THE WEDDING AND JACK IS SHOOK AND WERE SHOOK AND GAHHHHH I CANT BELIEVE THEYRE FINALLY ENGAGED

a concept: 

  • early in the fifth season, jake proposes to amy. charles cries. amy and jake have a perfect wedding (aside from doug judy showing up out of nowhere and giving a toast). the show gets renewed for a sixth season. 
  • amy gets pregnant. charles nearly has a heart attack when he’s told. 
  • jake worries that he’ll be a terrible father because he didn’t exactly have the best role model growing up. and it’s only when they’re lying in bed and his hand is resting on her stomach like always, and suddenly he feels something against his palm, and it’s the baby?? kicking??? and it’s the most precious thing to ever exist and jake decides he’s going to be the best dad ever.
  • amy gives birth to the cutest, most well-loved little girl in the entire world. jake faints. terry tears up because his work-kids are actually having kids. captain holt chokes up when he’s holding his god-child in his arms. 
  • amy doesn’t want to actually go on maternity leave because she has things to do, damnit. but when jake stays home with baby ella while she goes in, amy has a panic attack and as it turns out, a captain can grant both maternity and paternity leave (the 99th precinct loses its best two detectives for about a month). 
  • she won’t admit it, but rosa has a huge soft spot for ella, and one day babysits while jake and amy have to track down a perp (and very quietly, gruffly, claims that this is the most beautiful baby to ever exist).
  • jake ends up  getting one of those baby carriers so now he wears the baby on his chest at every opportunity. 
  • the show gets nine total seasons because anything less would be a crime.
halloween

rose and kanaya have the most decorated house. rose gets super into it, but also goes like, a little overboard. dave tries not to wonder if the blood on the walls is fake or not, but it looks just a little bit too realistic. the overhead light in the entryway is constantly flickering. rose says it’s faulty wiring but dave fucking swears that she’s smirking when she says it. trolls didn’t have halloween on alternia but kanaya has grown used to it. also, rose has convinced her that it’s important that she wear a dramatic high-collared cape for the entire month of october. kanaya isn’t convinced (it’s so … gaudy) but acquiesces because rose seems to get so much enjoyment out of it. lightning seems to crackle whenever anybody walks by their house, which incidentally is always shrouded in dark clouds. they also give out the best candy.

dave plasters his and karkat’s place in shitty low quality clipart decorations that you can see SHUTTERSTOCK and GETTYIMAGES watermarked very clearly on. karkat has gotten wise to this halloween shit from watching a lot of movies. this is unfortunate for dave, as karkat is no longer fooled by the most obvious of his bullshitting, but he still gets away with some. through this bullshitting, dave manages to con karkat out of several pounds of tootsie rolls by describing them as ghost turds. this is not the only candy he manages to con karkat out of, but it is his proudest achievement. karkat, for his part, doesn’t see what the fuss about warheads is anyway, and easily wins a bet with dave as to how many he can eat at a time. this is oppression, dave claims, your interspecies tongue bullshit just makes you immune. SHUT UP AND PAY UP, karkat replies

dirk and jake turn off the lights early in the evening after the first wave of consort trick or treaters is over. there’s no real decorations. jake has gone to the nines in dressing up and has an authentic indiana jones jacket, fedora, and whip. dirk has a set of fake teeth and a couple of shoddily done “bite marks” on his neck. they retire to watch a bunch of bad horror movies which jake enjoys every minute of, and a few good horror movies which jake also enjoys every minute of and dirk swears he wasn’t scared by at all. they have amazingly done jack-o-lanterns to contrast dave’s halfassed porkchop-mouthed sbahj ones. jake brags to anybody who will listen about how hard dirk worked on them