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fun jake guentzel facts
  • Jake Guentzel is one of only 6 rookies to score 10+ goals in the postseason 
  • Jake Guentzel is currently leading the league in postseason goals
  • Jake Guentzel alone has scored over three times as many goals in the playoffs than the entire Chicago Blackhawks roster 
  • Jake Guentzel is very good at hockey
  • I love him

anonymous asked:

rich can, and does, benchpress jake -- jake helps rich dye his hair and once dyed one of his eyebrows as a joke

everyone films rich benchpressing jake and it goes viral and then rich dyes one of jake’s eyebrows so they match for a while

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In today’s episode of Pokemon Platinum, we take on our first gym leader, Jake makes one dick jokes that starts a giant snowball effect (pun intended) and we put Home Depot into dangerous situation after dangerous situation!

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jake and amy’s relationship is one of the best heterosexual relationships i’ve come across in a while because: 

  • it’s an interracial relationship between an ashkenazi jewish man and a latina (specifically cuban) woman 
  • it’s genuinely loving, healthy, and dorky 
  • they support each other and they make each other better. their relationship adds to their happiness instead of taking away from it 
  • they always communicate and resolve conflicts maturely 
  • they retain their independence, personalities, goals, and ambitions while still sharing each other’s hobbies and ideas and enjoying each other’s favorite activities 
  • they don’t let their relationship get in the way of their career, goals, or obligations 
  • they have their own lives outside of their relationship and we actually get to see them navigate the lines between a professional and romantic relationship 
  • unlike most het ships, amy’s autonomy and personality aren’t reduced to jake. she isn’t jake’s love interest - she’s a main character of her own and her relationship with jake is just one part of her storyline and character 
  • unlike most het ships, jake doesn’t bemoan being in a committed relationship. he loves amy wholeheartedly and is willing to do anything for her, and his friends actually support him instead of mocking him for that  
  • they were friends before anything else. which means that they actually have fun. there’s nothing toxic or unhealthy about their relationship because it isn’t mired in heteronormative, misogynistic stereotypes. that is, they have a realistic and authentic dynamic because it isn’t all about ~ooh passion and melancholy and angst~. they’re cute and fluffy and it’s always presented as a good thing 

what if during halloween 5 jake tells holt and gina that he plans on distracting amy with the heist so he can propose that night so they all seem to be fighting against each other when in actuality they’re helping jake and then at the end amy thinks she wins but then jake gets down on one knee and proposes and he goes through the whole explanation of how he pulled it off like every year except this time it’s how he fell in love with her and everyone cries

anonymous asked:

Consider: Group mom ace aro Christine brings snacks everywhere and is the best shoulder to cry on. And if anyone tries to force her to date they get the wrath of the rest of the group.

I VEHEMENTLY AGREE WITH ALL OF THIS aroace christine gives me LIFE, michael’s the one who eats her snacks the most and brooke & jake r the ones who cry to her the most

i feel like for the most part everyone leaves her be with dating because ppl r understanding and Everyone likes christine (plus she can handle herself) but jake has this tendency to like Get Involved even if she’s handling it fine since he’s the one most willing to get into a fight for his friends so its just

votederpycausemufins  asked:

(about the bloopers video, and i know i posted this on the video but shameless reposting here) one take Jake.... wait... does this mean.... ANXIETY'S NAME IS JAKE?! *headcanon explosion or whatever*

Lol nooooo!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

quick headcannons for rich

- okay but rich is really touchy like he’ll unconsciously rub people’s backs or run his nails down their arms/backs and people love it so much they just literally crave his touch because he’s so good at it????

- plus he’s also always touching someone in some way, like whether it’s their knees touching or he’s sprawled across the person, he’s always touching someone

- he’s literally so easily scared??? you can tap his shoulder when he’s spacing out and he’ll scream at the top of his lungs

- PEOPLE DRAW ON HIS FRECKLES. HE DRAWS ON HIS FRECKLES. BY THE END OF THE DAY HE’S COVERED IN A SHIT TON OF SHAPES BECAUSE OF HIM AND HIS FRIENDS.

- got in trouble once for getting angry and grabbing a teacher from behind, covering their mouth and running a marker across their throat

- he can fall asleep anywhere. in school. at a restaurant. in jakes lap. if he sets his head down anywhere it’s lights out immediately.

- dyslexia. that is all.

- cries over the titanic anytime he watches it

- JAKE ONCE GOT HIM A NEON GREEN JACKET THAT SAID “SAVE THE GAYBIES” ON THE BACK IN WHITE LETTERS AND HE WORE IT FOR 3 WEEK STRAIGHT

- when he blushes he blushes with his entire body - his cheeks turn red and so do his ears and his shoulders turn red too

- he totally got boxing lessons before his squip to make sure he could defend himself from bullies at school (and his dad) but he actually really liked it so he kept it up

- he’s a hardcore fan of every studio ghibli movie

- he wasn’t allowed to ride a roller coaster once because he wasn’t tall enough

- one time brooke painted his nails bright blue and he liked it so much he had brooke paint his nails a new color every weekend for a month before he picked it up on his own

- CANNOT SWIM FOR SHIT BUT THAT WON’T STOP HIM

- literally goes to every one of jakes games and he cheers the loudest for him

- once got into a game of uno with michael, jeremy and jake that went on for six hours and it ended with rich flipping the table

- can lift jake off the ground in two seconds and carry him like he weighs nothing

- wore glasses once and he’s still called a nerd to this day

- TOTALLY DYED A STRIPE OF HIS HAIR RED AFTER THE SQUIP BECAUSE (IT’S CANNON BUT SHHhhHhhhhhh)

- he loves jake dillinger

- HAD A PILLOW FIGHT WITH JAKE ONCE AND IT ENDED WITH THEM BREAKING A TABLE AND DESTROYING JAKE’S KITCHEN

- he’s a mess but i love him

that is all pls add more

(Request) Save Me, Keep Me

Title: Save Me, Keep Me

Characters: Negan x you/Reader

Requested by: @jeffreydeanmorganownsme

The reader is rather young (between 20 and 25) and she has been living her last months in the company of a man she hated, for he had created nothing but trouble in the group she had and basically made all her friends die for his bad decisions.

Warnings: NSFW, 6k+ words, filthy smut I guess lol

Note: Looooooooong overdue request! Sorry it took me so long to get this up ugh. Anyway, this was requested by my fave girl and I hope you’d like this! There’s more details to this request but that’s basically the summary of it. To be honest, this isn’t my best piece and I apologize. Please forgive me if this sucks lol.

Surviving.

Fending for yourself was something you were weak at and you totally hated yourself for that. World’s gone to shit and it’s been shit for a few years now and yet you were still struggling. It wasn’t easy to just fight off the dead and for some reason, you never got used to it. The fact that you had to stay with a man you hated in order to survive made you hate yourself even more.
Jake had been a part of your survival team from the beginning and although he was a good fighter, he brought trouble along with him. He played the part of a leader, a terrible leader to be exact. He never listened to any of you and always did things on his own, which eventually led to everyone you know, dead. Now you were stuck with him simply because you want to survive, you needed to.

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I did something stupid (Spencer Reid X Reader)

Summary(Requests) : 

1.Hey are you still taking requests? And if you are, could you possibly write one for spencer and the reader where he’s out at a club with the team, and suddenly the reader grabs his hand and pulls him out of the group, begging him to act like her boyfriend for a minute because her horrible ex just walked in and hadn’t seen her yet, and then they end up spending the night together after spence gets over his awkwardness and maybe asserts his dominance over the ex and then they go home and have fun?

2. Could you please do a smut of spencer getting jealous of the reader and luke?

3. Hi! Can I request a Spencer Reid imagine (if they are still are open) of Spencer liking the reader and the reader likes him but she doesn’t think he would like her back bc he’s so smart and so perfect so he tells her why he loves her and it’s just really cute and fluffy?? Thanks love!!🖤🖤

4. SPENCER REID SMUT where is isnt super inexperienced or experienced and theres like Actual Communication also i feel like he would lowkey love giving oral idk ok thanks bye

Relationship: Spencer Reid X Reader

Rating : Mature (Please do not read if you are under-aged)

WARNINGS ! : alcohol, jealousy, ex-boyfriends(are they a warning? :)) , unsafe consensual sex. (let me know if you can find another warning).

CopyRight: I do not own Spencer Reid , Criminal Minds nor any of the other characters mentioned in this story.  No copyright infringement is intended.

A/N - GUYS, I hope you don’t mind I’m blending your requests… I just read them all and some of them actually work together perfectly. XD. Thank you all for requesting and reading. (I’m working on all of them, please be patient with me) kisses.


  I did something stupid

Originally posted by matthewgrayistherightway


‘Wooo’ you grab Garcia’s scarf and wave it a few times in the air. She smiles and catches it , pulling you off balance. You both laugh and continue dancing.

‘This whole alcohol resistance isn’t working out for me. Look at them ‘ Emily points at the two of you ‘Just 2 shots and they’re having so much fun. I’m going to get a refill’ she leaves the table , heading to the bar.

‘Oh that was insane, I think he’s going to go home and cry’ you unknowingly throw yourself on the couch next to Spencer, touching his arm by mistake. ‘Oh sorry’

He nods ‘It’s ok’

Dr. Spencer Reid, the love of your life. Sure you had crushes before, or better said thought you had because nothing compares to what this man does to you ,ever since you joined their team two years ago.  You thought about telling him how you feel, numerous times but with no prevail. You’re a chicken. But to what ends anyway? He doesn’t like you back for sure. Why would he? He’s so smart and handsome, with his perfect hair, eyes, lips…..you look at him, admiring his features, not realizing you dozed off in the process.

‘Y/N, you ok?’ Luke waves a hand in your face.

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B99 Hiatus Writing Challenge

In the immortal words of Captain Raymond Jacob Holt, “EVERYTHING IS GARBAGE.” – The finale left our favorite squad in pain, we have to wait months for new content, and Dianetti still isn’t canon.

Even Terry knows what we need most in these trying times: fanfiction

Under the cut is a list of 30 prompts/summaries put together with a ton of help from @stardustsantiago, @peraltiagoisland@scullysthumbtacks, @three-drink-amy​, and @dogworldchampion. Feel free to run away with any (or many) of these plot bunnies!! Let’s make this hiatus as gr99 as possible. ★

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