DirkJake: Forest Mischief

So, yeah. I wrote this when I was working the night shift at work. I have no idea what came over me, but yeah. So, Jake insists on training in the forest at dark, which Dirk can’t say no to, but after a funny situation some smexy things happen! I hope you enjoy!


It was going to be a long night. Jake decided he wanted to duel out in the forest as part as training, and Dirk couldn’t say no to his excited dark green eyes. So, thanks to the situation, Dirk found himself in the middle of the forest, and did he even mention it was night? But that didn’t seem to bug Jake at all. It was like the teen had night vision.

“Jake?” Dirk called out, circling around, taking in his surroundings. Every once in a while, he would hear bushes shake, and twigs snap. “Where are you?”

Jake smiled when he watched Dirk spin around confused. Dirk knew he knew the forest like the back of his hand, and yet he still took the challenge. Watching the confused teen for a few more minutes longer, Jake had enough tempting Dirk, and slipped off the tree branch he was sitting on.

“Had enough Dirk?” Jake mocked from the shadows. Dirk spun around, trying to hone in on Jake’s location, making the teen snicker. No matter how hard he tried, Dirk couldn’t find Jake, until another snap was heard, and Jake swore. “Bloody hell, stupid weeds!”

Smirking, Dirk ran towards Jake’s voice, which made the Brit gasp, and scurry quickly to get away. Dirk watched carefully as Jake avoided every obstacle he couldn’t see. The teen really did know the forest. Reaching out to grab the Brit, Dirk stumbled when Jake suddenly vanished. Stopping to a halt, Dirk glanced around, panting. The teen was no where to be found, which puzzled him.

“What?” Was all Dirk could get out before a body tackled his back. Landing on the forest floor, Dirk didn’t have a chance to fight back before Jake had him pinned on his back, with his hands under Jake’s knees. “Ugh, really?”

“Yeah, really,” Jake snickered out, looking at Dirk’s askew shades. Snorting, Jake reach up, and gently took the shades off, making the abnormal orange eyes shine in the moonlight. Dirk blushed, still not used to being shade-less around the other teen. “Don’t worry, you’re fine the way you are,” Jake told him, noticing the embarrassed blush on his pale cheeks.

Dirk bit his lips, nodding a little. Jake smiled, and placed the shades further away so that they wouldn’t get broken. Dirk watched this action, but gasped when he felt Jake’s hand start to squeeze and poke his sides. Jake smiled with an evil grin, while Dirk watched him with nervous anticipation as Jake’s fingers wiggled closer to his sides.

“J-Jake…man, d-don’t do this!” Dirk pleaded, watching as Jake began to think about it.

“Hmm…Nope,” Jake said, before digging his fingers into Dirk’s sides. The teen seized up, kicking his legs out in a frenzy. Hearing the Strider’s occasional snort and cute giggles made Jake smile. “What’s wrong Strider? Can’t take it?”

Dirk’s laughter picked up more when Jake teased him. Jake teased all the places he could get a reaction from the laughing teen. Tickling his sides caused Dirk to squirm and giggle, drawing circles on his stomach and then swirling a finger in his belly button causes a howl, rubbing his ribs made the teen let out giggles and crinkle his nose up, and digging in his armpits caused his arm muscles to tense and tears start to gather in his happy filled orange eyes. But was caused the most reaction in Dirk was letting a hand dig into his lips and tease his pants-line, while the other groped and squeezed his thighs.

“J-JAKE!” Dirk screeched at the top of his lungs, bucking and laughing as hard as he could. Tears poured from his closed eyes as his struggling began to slow down when his energy began to disappear. “P-PLEASE! ENOUAUAGH! I C-CAHAN’T TAKE I-IT!”

Jake watched the tears flow, and began to gently slow his tickling down, until he was just rubbing his thumb at the spot where Dirk’s hip met his thigh. Dirk sobbed in relief as his breath slowly began to go back to normal, and his laughter faded into little giggles and hums.

“You okay?” Jake asked, watching as Dirk’s happy eyes met his own. When he nodded, Jake snorted, and gave Dirk a smirk. “Looks like another part of you is happy as well.”

Dirk had no idea what Jake meant before the teen gently cupped him, making him let out a gasp-like moan. Jake watched as the orange in Dirk’s eyes began to go thin as his pupils expanded. Jake leaned down, letting Dirk’s wrists free as he cupped the other’s jaw, and hotly attached their lips. Their tongues battled for dominance as Jake’s short began to tent, showing his obvious enjoyment. Dirk grabbed Jake’s hips, making them line up with his, and when their groins rubbed together, the friction caused moans to rise from the heated kiss. Detatching, Jake watched as saliva ran down Dirk’s lips, and wiped it away gently. Dirk smiled softly, and brought Jake closer, thrusting up slightly. Jake moaned, and attached his lips to Dirk’s neck, seeking his sweet-spot.

“Ah! J-Jake!” Dirk gutted out, shaking as Jake found the sweet-spot on the side of where his neck met his shoulder. Dirk groped Jake’s ass, bringing their groins together even harder. “Oh my g-god.”

“D-Dirk,” Jake breathed out into Dirk’s neck. His fists were tightly holding onto Dirk’s white t-shirt as the warmth spreading in his abdomen grew hotter every second.“Dirk…f-faster! I’m c-close.”

Dirk growled out, bringing their hips together as fast as he could in that moment. Soon, their thrusts began to lose their rhythms as they both got closer and closer to their climaxes. Dirk let out a strangled whimper, wrapping his arms around Jake’s waist, and putting his face into the teen’s chest, as his dick tensed and the heat in his abdomen came crashing down. Jake gasped out a moan, as his hips twitched as he came into his shorts.

“Oh….o-oh god,” Dirk sobbed out, feeling the seed in his bocers. Jake let out a tired laugh, wincing when his boxers rubbed against his sensitive area. “I c-can’t move just yet.”

“Don’t worry, love,” Jake mumbled out, feeling the same afterglow Dirk was feeling at the moment. “I can’t either.”

Both teens waited until their boxers dried, before Jake got off Dirk, and held out his hand. Dirk quickly grabbed his shades, and then took Jake’s hand, and stood up with shaky legs. Keeping their hands connected, Jake led Dirk back to where he was currently staying. S comfortable silence fell upon them as they fed on the warmth of each other’s hands. That is, until a thought came to Jake.
“Hey Dirk,” he smirked, watching Dirk look at him, paling at the smirk on his face.

“Yes?“ Dirk whimpered out, feeling like cotton was in his throat. He knew he was going to regret answering Jake.

"When were you going to tell me you were turned on by tickling?” Dirk’s face exploded into a deep blush. When he saw the house in view, Dirk quickly let go of Jake’s hand, and bolted to the house in a hurry. “You can’t avoid the question forever love!” Jake shouted as he tore after the red faced blond with a laugh.

“Shut it English!”


2015 Books

“Crow in the front room, puppy in the middle room, crazy Wolf outside", she muttered. “Could today get any better?”.
Apparently it could.
Fortunately, she noticed the bug Jake must have dropped in her tea as a peace offering before she took a sip.
Written in Red |  Anne Bishop

I drink to remember, I smoke to forget
Some things to be proud of some stuff to regret
Run down some dark alleys in my own head
Something is changing, changing, changing

I go back to Clifton to see my old friends
The best people I could ever have met
Skin up a fat one, hide from the Feds
Something is changing, changing, changing

So I kiss goodbye to every little ounce of pain
Light a cigarette and wish the world away
I got out, I got out, I’m alive but I’m here to stay
So I hold two fingers up to yesterday
Light a cigarette and smoke it all away
I got out, I got out, I’m alive but I’m here to stay

He’s down in the kitchen drinking White Lightning
He’s with my momma, they’re yelling and fighting
It’s not the first time praying for silence
Something is changing, changing, changing

So I kiss goodbye to every little ounce of pain
Light a cigarette and wish the world away
I got out, I got out, I’m alive but I’m here to stay
So I hold two fingers up to yesterday
Light a cigarette and smoke it all away
I got out, I got out, I’m alive but I’m here to stay

There’s a story for every corner of this place
Running so hard you got out but your knees got grazed
I’m an old dog but I learned some new tricks yeah

So I kiss goodbye to every little ounce of pain
Light a cigarette and wish the world away
I got out I got out I’m alive but I’m here to stay
So I hold two fingers up to yesterday
Light a cigarette and smoke it all away
I got out I got out I’m alive but I’m here to stay

Hey, hey it’s fine
Hey, hey it’s fine
Hey, hey it’s fine
I left it behind




After their smash record ‘sign no more’,which caught indie folks listeners ears with
hit singles such as 'Little lion man’ 'winter winds’ and 'the cave’, fans were left dumbfounded yet weary of how on earth they could amaze the music scene anymore, and the answer was simple! More rhythm! more bass! and more..banjos?. 
The group really towered above their previous record with 'Babel’ with it's official lead single 'i will wait’ which gave us an early taste of Mumford’s bigger sound which still stayed true to those banjo’s that we all know and love. 
Babel debuted at number one domestically selling 159,000 copies and becoming the fastest selling album of 2012. The album also debuted at number one on the US Billboard 200 selling 600,000 copies and as of December 2012 has sold 1,243,000 copies. 


Maybe one of the more bias choices within the pack but there comes a time when some albums are just too remarkable to give them the once over. 
completely deserving of it’s second run 'Graceland’ astonished hearers once again and gave opportunity for the younger audiences, such as myself, to acknowledge and understand the historical context of the album.
It goes without saying that 'Graceland’ is one of the most important and iconic albums of the last 100 years and i'm hopeful that we’ll see it again for it’s 50th anniversary. 


I Bought this album solely on the highly acclaimed reviews i had stumbled upon and within an instant the album was gold! a complete diamond in the rust of the same synthesized, over played nescient song i had heard when gorging in the mainstream  music scene, much like Mumford and sons The Lumineers offer a folk twist on the indie music scene with enchanting vocals matching a rhythmical acoustic backing, -and ofcourse lets not forget those banjo’s!. 
The album is at it’s best when it combines the modern sensibilities of lead singer Wesley Schultz lyrics with high tempo rousing country sounds similar to that of Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeroes – a considerable feet considering The Lumineers are a mere three piece as opposed to Edward Sharpe’s eleven.


Having already made his name in the music industry from folk to rock and roll to soul Bruce Springsteen is the badass from new-jersey that we all know and love. 
There is so much to say about the unimaginable sense of incredibility this record oozes, but to cut to the chase as to why this album belongs in the list of greatest albums Bruce Springsteen’s 17th album is rock’s most pointed response to the Great Recession: a song suite explicitly for the 99 percent, as largehearted, and as righteously wrathful, as any album he’s made. Wrecking Ball rages at corporate oligarchy and economic injustice. “Gambling man rolls the dice, working man pays the bill/It’s still fat and easy up on banker’s hill,” he bellows in “Shackled and Drawn.”


'the voice of a generation’, 'the savor of a youth’, 'the folk king’ 'a role model for all singer/songwriters - the greatest lyricist of the 20th century’ .. bob dylan.
it’s no surprise anything that Dylan released was going to be beyond any thinkable greatness the human mind can concoct and was deserving of a place here, going back to his roots of poetry and rhyme but still giving us that subtle hit of electricity is the sound of the tempest. 
The album opens up with hit single 'duquesne whistle’ hits you with that rough brogue that we all know to be bob dylan which slams against the wall of soft jazz and swing that ties the song together melodically to create a form of juxtaposition similar to bob dylans very own 'like a rolling stone’ where dylan combined a harsh serenade to a girl to the track of an upbeat, optimistic melody. 
The most acclaimed and discussed is the albums closing track 'Roll on john’ which pays tribute to the Beatles very own John lennon in a way beyond imagine.
Not only is 'tempest’ one of the best albums of 2012, it’s an album that any music enthusiast needs in their collection.