jake-baby

pineappleoracle  asked:

considering that Roxy is gonna leave to raise Rose soon (like a few years) after hiveswap happens, and SOMETHING made her go from the trash filled kitchen in the half-harley manor to her big spotlessly clean house and her obsession with vacuuming.. well im just saying, that something might be self blame over something like, the kids she was babysitting mysteriously dissapearing?

yea and Jake taking in a baby and raising her alone on a deserted island maybe has something to do with returning home find his daughter has been replaced by an alien 

a concept: 

  • early in the fifth season, jake proposes to amy. charles cries. amy and jake have a perfect wedding (aside from doug judy showing up out of nowhere and giving a toast). the show gets renewed for a sixth season. 
  • amy gets pregnant. charles nearly has a heart attack when he’s told. 
  • jake worries that he’ll be a terrible father because he didn’t exactly have the best role model growing up. and it’s only when they’re lying in bed and his hand is resting on her stomach like always, and suddenly he feels something against his palm, and it’s the baby?? kicking??? and it’s the most precious thing to ever exist and jake decides he’s going to be the best dad ever.
  • amy gives birth to the cutest, most well-loved little girl in the entire world. jake faints. terry tears up because his work-kids are actually having kids. captain holt chokes up when he’s holding his god-child in his arms. 
  • amy doesn’t want to actually go on maternity leave because she has things to do, damnit. but when jake stays home with baby ella while she goes in, amy has a panic attack and as it turns out, a captain can grant both maternity and paternity leave (the 99th precinct loses its best two detectives for about a month). 
  • she won’t admit it, but rosa has a huge soft spot for ella, and one day babysits while jake and amy have to track down a perp (and very quietly, gruffly, claims that this is the most beautiful baby to ever exist).
  • jake ends up  getting one of those baby carriers so now he wears the baby on his chest at every opportunity. 
  • the show gets nine total seasons because anything less would be a crime.
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headcanons for doug judy and jake and amy’s baby
  • Jake most def tells Doug Judy when he finds out he’s gonna be a father
  • Doug sends Jake and Amy baby gifts when the baby arrives
  • “Maybe Doug Judy can babysit some time-” “no
  • Little Baby Peraltiago usually calls him “Uncle Judy” but calls him “Uncle Bandit” once and Jake can’t stop laughing
  • Amy is at first reluctant to have her baby around a criminal but Doug eventually grows on her (especially when she remembers the Cruise)
  • “I could teach the baby how to drive. How to jack a car. How to evade the po-po-” “no
  • Doug buys them a getaway for a week for the three of them
  • “You should name the baby Doug” “Hmm, maybe” “WAIT. Middle-name the baby Pontiac Bandit” *cue Jake turning to Amy excitedly*
  •  Almost all the toys Doug sends are toy pontiacs
  • Doug and Jake invent a lullaby to sing to the baby and it’s one of the only things that get them to sleep
  • When Jake has his Holy-Fuck-I’m-Gonna-Be-A-Father-For-A-Baby freakout, Doug Judy smacks sense into him
  • When Amy has her I-Can’t-Be-A-Mother freakout, he calmly tells her that she’s up there with his mom for great maternal figures, and he’s positive that the baby won’t be a criminal, because he won’t let them, and neither will jake or amy. 
  • (Their second baby’s middle name is Douglas) ((Maya Douglas Santiago-Peralta)

All I ask for when Amy is pregnant is for her to tell Jake in a very Jimmy Jabs-esque conversation

Like, they’re at dinner one night and joking around and Jake lovingly pushes Amy and she grabs her belly and goes “Hey! Don’t you dare touch Jake Jr!” and Jake gasps and Amy just responds, “That’s right. It’s your baby!” and Jake tries to fire back an “Are you saying I knocked you up???” but he’s smiling too much and he can’t stop thinking about how happy he is

Peter Parker Imagine

Requested: Anonymous

Imagine:  can you do a peter parker imagine where you’re going to a haunted house with peter and some friends. peter didn’t want to go at first but when he heard you were going, he was in. you all go to the haunted house and a guy in the group was flirting with you trying to act all manly and brave and stuff. peter gets really jealous and wants you all to himself so he ‘accidentally’ locks you in the same room as him. he confesses his feelings with you and you confess yours. thx so much i love ur writing!

A/N: thanks anon! you are a sweetie!! || it’s long ;3

Warning: None


 You walked around the corner with a smile on your face and your hair in perfect condition. You’ve been looking for Peter for the past five minutes, you wanted him to see how good you looked today. As you looked around, you spotted him talking with your friends. You gave yourself a silent, ‘yes!’ of excitement. He was talking with your friends, which was a good sign because they were your excuse to talk with Peter.

 You fix your hair up one last time and take a deep breath. Before you knew it, you were off. When you reached the group, Peter was the first one to greet you. Everybody greeted you afterwards, you glanced at Peter who kept staring at you. You were freaking out on the inside, he must’ve thought you looked good.

‘’So.. What were you guys talking about?’’ you ask, trying to spark up a conversation.

‘’Oh. We were inviting him to going to the haunted house with us tomorrow, but he doesn’t want to go.’’ judy explains.

‘’Yeah. Haunted houses aren’t really my thing.’’ peter shrugs.

‘’Aw man, that’s to bad. I was going to go tomorrow night.’’ you sigh.

 Peter gasped in surprise. He pulled out his phone almost immediately and started to tap his fingers rapidly on his screen. Everybody in the group exchanged glances, wondering what he was doing. Peter soon threw his phone back into his pocket and looked up at you.

‘’I actually had plans for tomorrow night that’s why I couldn’t go. But it seemed that they cancelled the plans so I’m free. I’ll go.’’ peter says.

‘’But I thought you said haunted houses weren’t real-’’

‘’Forget what I said! I’ll be there!’’ peter exclaims.

 Before you could respond, the bell rang and Peter ran off into the big crowd that was forming. You watched as he rushed off, you bit your lip and smiled. He was going and it was going to be a blast.

‘’Y’know Y/N. I think he’s just going because you’re going.’’ judy comments.

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Find Out (Connor Murphy X Reader)

WC: 2149

Warnings: Swearing, dorkiness, they early get kicked out of Bath and Body Works

Tagged: @lildipstick @bellasabb @ahhhhamilton

Summary: Y/N, Connor and Zoe decide to take a trip to the mall. Things escalate in Bath and Body Works

A/N: I combined two requests here. One for the general plot of this, and one for the reader wearing Connor’s sweatshirt.

I knocked on the door of the Murphy household, a bag slung across my shoulders. The door opened to reveal Mr Murphy, a slight smile on his face.

“Hello Y/N. I take it you’re here for Zoe.” He said and I nodded, smiling at him.

“Yes, Mr Murphy.” I said and Mr Murphy chuckled, leading me into the house. I took a seat at the breakfast bar  crossing my legs.

“Please, call me Larry.” He said and I smiled, nodding my head. Suddenly I heard footsteps, and I turned to see Zoe standing there, a smile on her face.

“Y/N!” Zoe called, pulling me into a tight hug. I chuckled, returning the embrace.

“I’ll leave you two to it. Just make sure the car comes back in one piece.” Larry said, chuckling as he deposited the car keys on the kitchen bench.

“Thanks dad. We’ll see you this afternoon!” Zoe said, letting go of me and pressing a kiss on her father’s cheek.

“You wanna head upstairs? I just have to sort some things out before we leave.” Zoe said and I nodded, trailing after her as she walked upstairs.

I walked into her room, and took a seat on her bed. “Hey, do you have a jacket I could borrow? I’m freezing my butt off right now.” I said and Zoe chuckled, sitting down next to me.

“Unfortunately, I do not because they’re all in the wash. However, Connor has like 50 jackets, so you can just steal one of his. I’m sure he won’t mind.” Zoe said and I nodded, feeling my cheeks heat up.

“His room is just next door.” Zoe said, pointing down the hall. I nodded, walking out to the room next to Zoe’s.

I walked into Connor’s room, praying to God he wasn’t in there. I let out a breath I didn’t know I was holding when I saw the empty room.

I noticed a black sweatshirt lying haphazardly across his bed, and I picked it up, feeling the soft fabric. I slipped it on, and noticed that it was considerably large.

I didn’t really care, because I was a lot warmer, and I felt a sense of comfort at the fabric enveloping me.

I walked into Zoe’s room, and Zoe smirked slightly at the sight of me in Connor’s sweater.

“You do realise that he adores that sweater, right?” Zoe said and my cheeks flushed pink as I fiddled with the hem of it.

“It’s really warm.” I muttered and Zoe chuckled, taking me by the wrist and leading me downstairs. We were back in the kitchen, and Zoe smiled widely at me.

“You ready to get going, Y/N?” Zoe said, picking up the car keys and tossing them about in her hands.

“I’m ready if you are.” I said, adjusting my bag slightly. We were about to walk out the door, but we were interrupted by Connor.

“Where are you guys going?” Connor asked, and I glanced over at Zoe awkwardly. Suddenly the sweater I was wearing seemed to weigh a ton.

“We’re going to the mall. What, you wanna join us or something?” Zoe said, putting her hands on her hips. Connor froze slightly, his eyes trained on me.

“I, uh, what are you, is that mine?” Connor stammered, pointing to my sweater. I felt my cheeks flush pink and I tugged on the sweater.

“Zoe didn’t have any and she said you wouldn’t mind if I borrowed one.” I blurted out, waving my hands about as I spoke.

Connor’s cheeks went pink, and Zoe smirked slightly. “Are you coming or not, Connor?” Zoe asked, her smirk widening.

“I, um, sure. What harm could it do?” Connor muttered and Zoe beamed, shooting me a not-so-sly wink.

“Awesome. Let’s go, then.” Zoe said, opening the door and marching out. We scrambled after her, and all piled into the car.

I was in the front next to Zoe, and Connor sat awkwardly in the back. “So, uh, what will this trip contain, exactly?” Connor asked, fiddling with his fingers.

“Well, we have to stop at Bath and Body Works because I have a gift card from Alana I wanna spend, and I know Y/N will want to stop at Hot Topic. She wouldn’t stop ranting about the new Guardians Of The Galaxy Volume 2 pop vinyls they got in.” Zoe said and I felt my cheeks burn.

“That, uh, that sounds cool. I like Hot Topic.” Connor said and I smiled slightly, much to Zoe’s amusement.

Zoe turned on the radio, and I relaxed, sinking into my chair slightly. Soon we were at the mall, and we all got out of the car eagerly.

“First stop is…” Zoe said, gesturing for me to give her a shop name.

“Hot Topic.” I blurted out and Zoe groaned, an affectionate smile on her face.

“Of course it’s Hot Topic. Let’s go then.” Zoe said, dragging both Connor and I along with her.

“So, uh, do you have a favourite Marvel movie?” Connor asked as we trailed behind Zoe.

“I love both the Guardians Of The Galaxy movies, obviously, but I do love The Avengers. The first one, that is.” I said, rambling slightly.

Connor chuckled, and nodded his head in agreement. “I could agree with that. I’m not a big Marvel fan, but I don’t mind The Avengers.” Connor said and I gasped, placing a hand on my chest.

“Next time I come over, we are having a Marvel movie marathon.” I said and Connor nodded, a slight smile on his face.

“I hate to interrupt whatever’s going on here, but we have arrived!” Zoe exclaimed, gesturing towards the store in front of us.

My smile widened as I marched in, taking in a deep breath. “And I’m home.” I muttered, earning a laugh from both of the Murphy siblings.

“Hey Y/N.” I turned to see my friend Jake behind the counter, a smile wide on his face.

“Hey Jake! You got those Volume 2 pop vinyls for me?” I asked and Jake chuckled, nodding his head.

“They’re out the back. Why don’t you guys wait here, and I’ll go get them?” Jake said and I nodded, smiling brightly at him.

“Thanks Jake!” I shouted, earning a laugh from him as he trailed away.

“So, uh, who’s that?” Connor asked, his voice suddenly a little lower than before.

“That’s Jake Dillinger. He and I go way back. I don’t know if he’s gonna have a maid of honour at him and Rich’s wedding, but if he does, I’ve called dibs.” I said and Connor’s eyes widened.

“Wait. Is he… gay?” Connor asked and I shook my head, leaning back on the counter.

“Nope. He’s pansexual, and Rich is bi, but they’re happy together.” I said and Connor nodded, and I noticed that he seemed a lot less tense now.

“Here we go! As per your request, we have the complete set! Star Lord, Rocket, Gamora, Drax, Mantis, Ego and last, but certainly not least, Baby Groot.” Jake said, dumping the boxes onto the counter.

“You’re a legend, Dillinger.” I said, handing him a fifty dollar bill. Jake took the bill and put it in the register, a smile on his face.

“So, how’re things with you and Rich going?” I asked as he packed the boxes into a bag for me.

Jake’s cheeks went red and I smirked, accepting my change. “Rich and I are going pretty steady. We went out to dinner last night, and it was awesome.” Jake said and I smiled at him.

“That’s great. Well, thanks for the pop vinyls. I’ll see you at the play, which I’m looking forward to seeing.” I said, winking at him. He chuckled and waved me off.

I looked around to see where Zoe and Connor had gone, and chuckled to myself when I saw them trying on various accessories.

“Yo, Murphy’s! Let’s go!” I called, and their heads whipped in my direction. They put down whatever they were holding and made their way over to me.

“Are you sure you can carry that bag? It looks pretty heavy.” Zoe said and I shrugged my shoulders.

“I’ve carried heavier. You keep forgetting that I was a scout when I was younger. We went on some pretty nasty hikes.” I said and Zoe nodded, walking alongside me.

“I didn’t know you were a scout.” Connor said and I smiled at him.

“Yeah. I wasn’t one for long because it was getting too expensive, but it was fun while it lasted.” I said, glancing over at Connor.

His hair was hanging loose, and his eyes were shining slightly. “You guys! We have arrived at Bath and Body Works. Aka, heaven!” Zoe said, and I chuckled to myself.

“Has she always been this obsessive over this store?” I asked Connor, and he started laughing loudly.

“For as long as I can remember, she’s had some weird love affair with this place.” Connor responded as we walked in.

I shook my head and looked over at Zoe, who was already sniffing various containers of body lotions and soaps.

“Jesus Christ.” I muttered, eliciting a laugh from Connor. I walked up to Zoe, and took a look at the vast wall of products.

I picked up a bottle of vanilla bean perfume, and sprayed a bit. I let out a sigh, the smell flooding my nose.

“Now I understand why you love this place so much.” I said, and Zoe gave me a knowing look.

“Connor looks so lost here, oh my god.” Zoe said, and I turned to look at Connor. I bit back a laugh when I saw him awkwardly walking around the store.

“Hey, Connor.” I called and he turned around, his eyes wide. “I have an idea.” I said, and Connor gave me a curious look as he walked towards me.

“What’s your big idea, Y/L/N?” Connor asked, crossing his arms over his chest. I smirked and whipped out the perfume bottle, suddenly spraying him.

“What the hell?” Connor said, swatting at the air around him. I cackled and put the bottle down, noticing the wide smile on Zoe’s face.

“Perfume war. Find the best, or worst, smelling perfume you can, and attack the other person with it. Ready? Go!” I said and Connor sprinted off, desperately trying to find a bottle.

I found one labelled Toasted Marshmallow, and I smirked, plucking it off the shelf. I snuck up behind Connor, but he turned around just as I sprayed the perfume.

“Jesus Christ! That tastes so bad, oh my god.” Connor said, wiping his mouth vigorously. I doubled over with laughter, and Zoe joined in.

“I take it that it doesn’t taste like marshmallow. What does it taste like?” I said, wiping away a stray tear.

“Why don’t you find out?” Connor said, and I gulped, getting ready to sprint off. What I wasn’t ready for was Connor placing his lips on mine.

I was so caught up in the feeling of Connor’s lips against mine, and his hands on my waist, that the horrid taste didn’t register instantly.

Unfortunately the taste did register, and I immediately pulled away when it did. I wiped my mouth, and Connor started cackling with laughter.

“Oh my god, your face!” Connor said, bending over and slapping his knee as he laughed.

“It’s not funny! That tastes awful!” I whined, scrubbing at the corners of my mouth.

“Now you know how I felt!” Connor exclaimed, running a hand through his hair.

“You’re so mean.” I said, crossing my arms over my chest. Connor’s face fell slightly, and he put a hand on my shoulder.

“But you’re ok, right?” Connor said and I nodded, glaring at him slightly. Connor smiled at me, and I felt my stomach fill up with butterflies at the gesture.

“Come on lovebirds. We should probably go before we get kicked out.” Zoe said, steering us out of the shop. I felt my cheeks heat up, and I noticed that Connor’s cheeks were pink as well.

“By the way, I, uh, I think you look really good in my sweater.” Connor said, and my stomach did a flip.

“Thanks.” I squeaked, pressing a tentative kiss to his cheek. Luckily, his skin didn’t taste like the perfume, and I took a hold of one of his hands.

“I really want to kiss you right now, but I know I can’t.” Connor whispered, and I froze slightly. My cheeks were probably redder than a tomato, but I didn’t care.

“You two are disgusting, ugh.” Zoe said, and Connor wrapped an arm around my shoulders, pulling me closer to him.

“Us, disgusting? Never. What do you think, Y/N?” Connor said, and I shrugged my shoulders, still in a state of disbelief.

“I couldn’t agree with you more.”

Masterlist

Updated as of: 2/20/17

The Originals

Smut

Slow (Kol Mikaelson)

Anger (Klaus Mikaelson)

Good Morning (Elijah Mikaelson)

Home (Kol Mikaelson)

Birthday Gift (Kol and Kai)

Marry Me? (Klaus Mikaelson)

Vacation (Elijah Mikaelson)

Flowers and Chocolates (Kol Mikaelson)

Fluff:

This Is Halloween (Elijah Mikaelson)

Décor (Elijah Mikaelson)

Comfort (Elijah Mikaelson)

A Night In (Elijah Mikaelson)

Technology (Elijah Mikaelson)

Christmas Village (Kol Mikaelson)

Badass (Klaus Mikaelson)

Christmas With The Mikaelsons (Klaus Mikaelson)

Awake (Klaus Mikaelson)

The Vampire Diaries

Smut

Keep Warm (Kai Parker)

Happy Birthday (Kai Parker)

Birthday Gift (Kol and Kai)

Let Me In (Kai Parker)

Little Salvatore (Kai Parker)

The Fucking Rings (Kai Parker)

I Put A Spell On You (Kai Parker)

Happy Valentine’s Day (Kai Parker)

Vacation (Kai Parker)

Fluff

Arachnophobia (Kai Parker)

Sound of Your Heart (Kai Parker)

Over and Over (Kol Mikaelson)

Cold December Night (Kai Parker)

Wanted (Kai Parker)

Little Parker (CHAPTER MASTERLIST)

Containment

Smut

Dinner (Jake Riley)

A Baby (Jake Riley)

Flirting (Jake Riley)

Would Includes:

Dating Pietro Maximoff

Sex with Elijah Mikaelson

Dating Draco Malfoy

Harry Potter:

On The Run (CHAPTER MASTERLIST)
      Summary: What would life be like on the run with Draco Malfoy during the Second Wizarding War?

The Astronomy Tower (Draco Malfoy)

Home (Draco Malfoy)

Ill (Draco Malfoy)

Lord Of The Ring/The Hobbit

Aur Uin Mil (Legolas Greenleaf)

Green Is Not Your Color - Haldir

A Birthday Picnic - Thranduil

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