jake vest

OOC: It’s been a hot minute….still in the midst of finals, but I’m just about done so this means I’ll be regularly updating and answering asks again. I didn’t mean to be on hiatus this long….but college can be tough sometimes.

ANYWAY, was talking with my Jake and we’d come up with the idea of talent swapping the survivors….I’m not sure if this is a thing already, but Florist Dwight seems like a cute idea I can’t pass this up. I’ve swapped the others as well, so I’ll be slowly adding them here and there as I get back into the swing of things. As always, thank each and every one of you for your endless patience. I can never thank you enough. <3

anonymous asked:

Also, imagine Sadie and Aurelio on the lake with Jake & David. In life vests.

He’d have the teeny tiniest life vest! Jake goes to a specialty daemon store to get an even littler one for Gecko. David and Aurelio both sideeye him when he produces it but lo, Gecko is wearing the wee wee life vest when they go out. Better safe than sorry.

*bursts through the wall like the kool-aid man* did someone order a ds9 fashion critique? yep, @thelivingautomaton did, and i’m delighted because today, pals, we’re going to discuss jake sisko’s early-seasons wardrobe!

(note: while i was looking for these i found some edits in which patterns from actual bus seats were photoshopped onto his clothes and for a second i was like “yep, seems legit”)

ok. well. in the early seasons (before he discovers vests), jake’s wardrobe is pretty much a direct split between airport-carpet patterned tunics and Those Colorblock Jumpsuits. so let’s start where it’s better.

i’m a kitsch monster who has a not-so-secret love of 80s and 90s trash patterns, so don’t hate me too much when i say i actually kind of like jake’s fall 1993 greyhound bus collection. i’m pretty sure that top look has the exact pattern of the carpet in the deeply grim roller rink in my hometown where i had more than one underwhelming birthday party as a child. nostalgia. that said, i…don’t love the construction of that thing. if it just had the one seam across the chest, this tunic would look way better, but the super unnecessary second one gives it the illusion of having a weird, inexplicable empire waist. i feel like whoever made it added on that second seam to give the tunic more visual interest, but like, that pattern already exists. not necessary. but the bowling-alley-carpet variety of jake sisko Looks is hardly the worst, because the worst is of course that fucking horrible colorblock jumpsuit.

nog’s face in that second picture pretty accurately describes how i feel about this jumpsuit. first glaring thing’s first, that color scheme is NOT GREAT. it’s like if you smashed together the three different colors of tupperware they sell at ikea and called it fashion. basically the only positive thing i can say about that color combo is, well, it’s high vis. jake’s not going to get lost riding space bikes at night. but even if you made the colors less bad, the jumpsuit itself is still pretty terrible. it’s a mock-neck jumpsuit for one thing. and the geometric layering effect is just awkward? plus it looks extremely uncomfortable. it’s not good, is what i’m saying.

but the major thing that’s always stuck out to me about jake’s clothing is that in all likelihood he didn’t have much say in it. unless he was making his own clothes at 15 (which like, i was, but i was a weird kid) the person who’s actually picking these things out is probably, you guessed it, benjamin sisko himself. so either ben has some seriously questionable taste in teenage clothing, or (and this is my personal headcanon) he’s employing that time-tested form of Dad Joke in which he replicates his son clothes that he thinks will be funny to put in the family holophoto album and bring out to show everyone when jake graduates from high school. i salute you, ben sisko, the ultimate dad.  

anonymous asked:

001 & Cisco ?

i think you may have meant 002 so i’ll do that

  • How I feel about this character: 
    • i love him
  • All the people I ship romantically with this character: 
    • wow *sweats* what a list. Barry, Iris, Wally, Cindy, James, Winn, Laurel, Daisy from aos you see where my predicament lies?
  • My non-romantic OTP for this character: 
    • Barry, Iris, Wally, Joe
  • My unpopular opinion about this character: 
    • he’s not a BABY, guys! He’s a grown MAN!
  • One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:
    • idk they let him have his brother back and actually mend his relationship with him???
  • my OTP:cynco
  • my cross over ship: james/cisco
  • a headcanon fact:
    • he owns a wide variety of workout clothes that he just uses to lounge in, the only thing he actually uses of exercise (when he does it) is one of those fucking sweatshirt vests (like jake peralta’s)