jake the dog quotes

  • Ice King: Nice work.
  • Marceline: Thanks dad.
  • [silence]
  • Marceline: Why is everyone staring at me?
  • Bubblegum: You just called Ice King "dad." You said "thanks dad."
  • Maceline: What? No I didn't. I said "thanks man."
  • Ice King: Do you see me as a father figure, Marceline?
  • Marceline: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.
  • Jake: Hey! Show your father some respect!
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Update: Added more to the pop-up wallpapers! Now there’s Steven Universe, Catbug from The Bravest Warriors, Scott Pilgrim and Rigby from Regular Show :)

I was going to make a Bee and Puppycat wallpaper, but failed miserably :(

  • Jake: I love being an adult. If I want to live on nothing but swiss rolls and two liter bottles of Mountain Dew for a week, no one can stop me.
  • Kim Kil Whan: I- Dad, I'm definitely going to stop you. That's- that's not a thing you should do.
  • Jake: I'm the adult.
  • Kim Kil Whan: You can't just say "I'm the adult" every time someone tells you not to do something ridiculous.
  • Jake: I'm the adult.