Homestuck Characters As Things Me And My Friends Have Said - Pt. 1!
John - When I was on holiday this little kid was going around singing the ghost busters theme and I have never been more proud of a stranger in my life. Dave - My memes are ironic, my depression is chronic, hit me with a car. Rose - I’m not just gay. I’m very fucking gay. Jade - What are you? A fucking furry? Jane - I love baking because that means I have control over what lives and what dies and I like that. Dirk - At this point, I happily await the rule of our robot overlords. Roxy - I picked up a water bottle today and started chugging it and I got about half the way through until I realised it was vodka. Jake - Yes, I’m British! No, I don’t like tea! Please, fuck off and leave me alone!
And, as a little extra - Joey and Jude from Hiveswap!
Joey - I dance away from all of my problems. Jude - Deny it all you want, but don’t blame me when aliens abduct you in your sleep and give you a probe up the ass!