when the fuck did jake & dirk learn how to play soccer. like. theyve been alone their entire lives w no soccer ball to practice, i dont think theyve bothered to look up the rules and/or how to play, and dirk doesnt even have a decent area to practice in

so what im thinking is that theyre both just kicking a soccer ball back & forth like a bunch of dorks

GUYS

I AM MEETING MY BEST FRIEND OF *SIX YEARS* IN PERSON. FOR THE FIRST TIME. IN PERSON. I WILL SEE HIM. WITH MY EYES. IN PERSON. NOT ON A COMPUTER SCREEN. NOT IN A PHOTO. *IN PERSON* I WILL TOUCH HIS SKIN WITH MY SKIN. IN PERSON. WE WILL HUG. IN PERSON. I AM LEAVING TOMORROW AND I WILL SEE HIM IN PERSON SOME TIME BEFORE NEXT WEEKEND, PROBABLY, HOPEFULLY. IN PERSON. WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SIX YEARS. WE USED TO TALK ABOUT MEETING WHEN WE WERE TOO YOUNG TO ACTUALLY DO IT BUT *NOW* WE CAN. WE CAN DO IT. AND WE ARE. MY HEART IS GOING TO EXPLODE.