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Fake FBI Guy: “FBI, sir. That young lady’s in our custody.”

Hardison: “Aw see, you made two mistakes, bro. First, you flashed that fake ass FBI badge at me. Second, [points at Eliot] you spilled his coffee.”

[later, back at homebase]

Nate: “Where’s Eliot?”

Hardison: “Oh, he had to change his shirt. He got coffee on it. And some blood and some teeth.”

–Leverage (The Double Blind Job, S3E5)