anonymous asked:

Did hescox94 tweet something? I'm the anon who doesn't have Twitter

He’s acting really happy I’m so scared. He tweeted Jailhouse Rock lyrics, answered some comments sassily, and then he tweeted Lost In Translation quotes. It’s so bizarre.

PS: I recommend you get twitter and request a follow, he’s been accepting people lately…

Jailhouse Showdown

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by antigrav_vector

Steve gets into trouble trying to keep Tony safe. This is unacceptable.

Words: 912, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 9 of Bingo - Western AU, Part 9 of CapIM Bingo fills - 2016-2

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Fake FBI Guy: “FBI, sir. That young lady’s in our custody.”

Hardison: “Aw see, you made two mistakes, bro. First, you flashed that fake ass FBI badge at me. Second, [points at Eliot] you spilled his coffee.”

[later, back at homebase]

Nate: “Where’s Eliot?”

Hardison: “Oh, he had to change his shirt. He got coffee on it. And some blood and some teeth.”

–Leverage (The Double Blind Job, S3E5)