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Jailhouse Rock AU

I had to you all. I got too worked up. So…here it is XD


The Magnolia County Jail was having a party.

Actually, a party was an understatement. The jail was filled with the rowdiest crowd the county had, not bad criminals, just petty thefts, and rowdy kids, the lot. Captain Gildarts and Makarov were in charge of the jail, and being two of the most lenient and understanding on the police force, things went pretty smoothly in the place. The loudest one of the bunch was the singer on stage leading it all, Gajeel Redfox. In for constant fights and burglary, he was one of the few that had been there the longest, along with his partners-in-crime, Lily and Juvia. His vast amount of piercings, tattoos, and the large number 47 on his orange jumpsuit made for a gruff appearance, but the man had been through it all, and had a soft spot for a short bluenette, who wasn’t up stage dancing to his singing tonight like usual.

“The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin’ and the joint began to swing.
You should’ve heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.”

The jail was flowing with enthusiasm, dancing, and music. It was the most fun they had been allowed in a long time. Gajeel was killing it on the mic and guitar, Lily on drums, and Juvia on keyboard.

“Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin’ to the Jailhouse Rock.”

A small blue-headed figure was being walked in by the captain, again, hands cuffed behind her back and a wicked grin on her face. Her favorite number, 3, was printed on the back of her worn-in jumpsuit. Ahh it’s good to be home. She thought to herself, hearing that gravely voice on the mic.

“Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone,
Little Joe was blowin’ on the slide trombone.
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang,
the whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang.”

“Alright Levy, back in ya go. What was it this time?” Gildarts asked the small woman.

“Meh, just breaking and entering. Parents won’t own me anymore, so I thought I’d come back to my real family.” Gildarts shook his head and smiled, and gestured her into where the party was in full swing. 

It was a sight to see, everyone in the jail was out dancing. Natsu had Lucy close to him, twirling and spinning her like crazy, but she looked like she was having a blast. 

“Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin’ to the Jailhouse Rock.”

Levy made her way up to the front of the crowd, pushing past couples dancing, catching a few friendly smiles and waves on the way there. Up on stage was her man, swaying those hips like no other could. He was completely lost in the music, but he glanced down and caught her eye, winked, and pulled her up to dance.

“Number forty-seven said to number three:
‘You’re the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me.’”

The two danced the night away, completely lost in each others presence, both happy to be back where they truly belong.

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i was tagged by the wonderful petemintz ily!!!!!!

name: megan

nickname: meg

birthday: march 16

gender: female

sexual orientation: bi

height: 5’ 6"

time/date: 3:18 pm, January 14

average hours of sleep: 5

last thing i googled: Priam, last king of Troy

first thing that comes to mind: im scared for my algebra final

how many blankets i sleep under: 3

favorite fictional character: hazel levesque

favorite anime: sailor moon

favorite beverage: water

favorite fruit: raspberries

last thing i saw in theaters: the maze runner

dream holiday: at the beach

dream job: a museum curator

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[QueerWOC Wednesdays] Can Poussey get some Punani?? Black Lesbians and Netflix Originals

OITNB and Sense8 spoilers ahead…you have been warned!

Another season of #OITNB and another season of Poussey Washington being the lonely broken hearted girl we all love

And this season I’ve had enough! Damn yall! The most intolerable characters on the show can get some - everyone from Piper’s annoying ass to Crazy Eyes has a prospective bae. In a prison where everyone finds a boo, the most romantic heart melting woman is left single. We all remember the heartbreak she endured after her straight girl crush on Taystee, but this season topped that sadness. We watched (me slower than others…this season was meh for me) helplessly as Poussey drank herself numb off of her jailhouse gin. We witness her letting go of the idea that she and Taystee will ever be anything more than friends, get lost in alien erotica, and possibly fall for Soso. If Poussey’s life were a song it would be Frank Ocean’s “Bad Religion”. My our bae just cant seem to get anyone to love her back! 

But Poussey isn’t the only Black lesbian Netflix originals have left us feeling sorry for when it comes to love. Amanita of Netflix’s new Sense8 series is stuck in her own love dilemma.

Unlike Poussey, Amanita is in a relationship (we actually meet her as she’s strapping her girlfriend Nomi down!) but at every turn she is called on to care-take, save, or rescue her love. Girlfriend gets writers block? Amanita to the rescue! Girlfriend almost lobotomized by psycho doctor? Amanita the nurse swoops in with a wheelchair to save the day! There is actually a scene where her girlfriend says to her “No matter what you have to do, promise me you won’t let anything happen to me”. And Amanita kisses her in agreement! If her love life was a song, it would be Gaza Slim’s “Anything a Anything”  I’m not through with the season yet, but 8 episodes in and Amanita is yet to develop as a stand out character in her own right. She comes off as less of a girlfriend and more of a sidekick to Nomi - who is basically the Piper Chapman of Sense8, tall, blonde, and boring but our gateway into this otherwise inaccessible world. 

Poussey and Amanita - amazing hopeless romantics that can’t seem to catch a break in love. I started to wonder about representation after watching the two shows back to back. In my alternate Black Lesbian universe, Poussey and Amanita would be a couple! Omigawd the crossover episode would be epic between #OITNB and Sense8! But really though, where are the relationally stable Black lesbians? The two examples Netflix gives us read as stereotypes of Black lezbos - the not so secretly emotional boi (Poussey) and the codependent femme (Amanita). 

The fact that they are both Black lesbians is important because looking at their counterparts of other races and genders, we just dont see the same loneliness and sacrifice for love. For example, Red Rose, or Ruby Rose…whatever… Rose was clearly the straight girl favorite of this season of OITNB. She hopped her ruby red ass onto the show and had action by her 3rd episode! No jail house blue balls for her! Headlines exploded all over the internet about Rose’s “universal sex appeal” and (sadly) my instagram feed was flooded with #WCW posts devoted to her.

I saw no such headlines for bae (Poussey) her first season. Its Iggy-itis all over again - white girl with an Australian accent swoops in and distracts us from the real beauty and talent of the Black girls who been killing it!

Samira Wiley is the definition of universal sex appeal! She effortlessly floats in and out of boyish beauty and girly handsomeness. Petite and androgynous, she is every inch as sexy as red rose - more so in my opinion because her laugh is adorable… and hello…melanin on fleek!

Sense8 too has been applauded for its diverse cast, but Amanita’s character has me perplexed. Firstly, she’s dating a white girl - who we later discover was assigned male at birth. Then we learn that her mother is a White woman - damn, every time! Remember Bette Porter from The L Word? Yep this is basically Bette 2.0! The Black femmes cant really be loving, feminine, supportive, and Black! No, we have to shift one of those. So why not throw in a White momma, so at least we can justify her femininity and softness.

What’s more is that we are left to buy that if a Black lesbian wants to find happiness in a relationship, they have to date outside of the Black lesbian pool. The “Black lesbians aren’t the #1 draft pick for partners” message can’t be any more obvious here. Amanita finds love with Nomi and Poussey (we assume, or maybe we hope because we’re tired of seeing her so pitifully alone) has a new thing going with Soso, a biracial Asian woman. Neither of them find Black partners (and neither does Crazy Eyes come to think of it!) 

Good thing “Between Women” is making a comeback… leave it to Netflix and you’d think Black women don’t love each other! And QueerWOC, we KNOW thats not true!

-Money

jailhouses said: HEY I LIVE IN CHICAGO

HEY OMG thats cool!! i live in a southwest suburb of the city, but my brother and sister both live right up in there cause theyre going to school on michigan ave :-)

anonymous asked:

Do you know why Matt was so insistent on defending Healy when he had to know he wasn't innocent? Was it just the money or was it to get more info on the people hiring them for that?

yeah i think the whole point was to show how matt works within the confines of the law and why he goes out as the masked vigilante. i believe he took the case so he would know more about fisk’s criminal enterprise, well he didn’t know about fisk yet but he sure knew something was going on (his motivation for doing this became clear during the jailhouse interview). he may have defended healy but the last part of his courtroom speech said, “Now, beyond that, beyond these walls… He may well face a judgment of his own making.” because later on he would beat the crap out of him to get information. also if you listen to his closing argument ~that’s pretty much about the core of morality~ you will realize that he wasn’t only talking about healy. in some ways he was talking about himself being a lawyer by day and a vigilante by night.

“ …good and evil, right and wrong. The delineation between the two is a sharp line, [and] sometimes it’s a blur…” 

that speech was like his mission statement.

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雜誌的創意廣告:監獄篇

巴西 Talent Propaganda 的創意總監 Felipe Luchi 為 Go outside 雜誌所做的廣告設計「Jailhouses 監獄篇」,現代人天天使用的智慧型手機與電子產品雖讓大家在家能知天下事,但一不小心也會成為自己的牢籠,還是偶爾走出去 Go outside 吧!

via Felipe Luchi

(本文轉載自:幹誌 {flog} 藝術人文創意誌)

Jailhouse Interview: Bridlezilla

Bridlezilla: Oh, probably the first time I put on the dress and ruined a couple’s proposal, scaring them off marriage for life. That was a magical afternoon.

Bridlezilla: Oh, who else but the Power Ponies? I crashed a wedding. Saddle Rager tackled me on sight, it was a humiliating swift defeat and my mane hasn’t felt like it grows right since.

Bridlezilla: A lot more emotionally satisfying than letting those ponies go on in their happy little dream bubble blind to the heartbreak and trauma they’ll inflict on each other.

Marevelous: Maybe they aren’t blind to it though. Maybe, they’re fully aware that they’re capable of hurting each other and both agreed that loving each other was worth the risk.

Bridlezilla: Then their stupidity precedes me.

My 50s&60s Playlist

Rockin Robin by Bobby Day

Sherry Baby by Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons

The Nitty Gritty by Shirley Ellis  Dance Video : Here

Little Bitty Pretty One by Thurston Harris  Frankie Lymon Version: Here

Love Me Do by The Beatles 

Can’t Buy Me Love by The Beatles

Blue Moon by The Marcels

Love Is Strange by Mickey & Sylvia

Let’s Twist Again by Chubby Checker  Lyrics: Here

Jailhouse Rock by Elvis Presley

Summer Nights by Karmin  ( not a 50s/60s song but it reminds me of summer back in that time)

I hope my music took you back in time. (:

** Disclaimer: These videos are not mine.**