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To all soldiers of the Recon Corps:

All requests for a military internal soccer cup are hereby officially denied. We do not have the resources to organize an event of this scale and hell knows we have more important skills to sharpen than kicking a ball.

If it makes you feel any better, I’m convinced we would have kicked the Military Police’s collective asses. (I’m also sure that a lot of you would have taken that literally which is another reason why it’s not happening.)

To Private Jäger, Private Arlert and Fräulein Ackermann:
I expect you to compensate the Corps for all the fabric you wasted on sewing that titan sized goal keeper jersey.