jacquiline

lines from camping

Jacqueline: ADAM! DO YOU WANT A GLOWSTICK!?

Adam: nawww, i just wanna fuck you.

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me: no seriously jacqueline look, i can go dance in front of this girl and she’s mine *proves it*

Jacquiline: ohmygod. he has the dance moves of jesus.

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me: and then harry had his wand at ready for just when snape reached for his.

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me: ed, should i close the tent?

ed: no, fuck it, just leave it open. i love mosquito bites. yes, you retard, close the fucking tent.

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me: HOOOOLLLLYYYY shit! guys…. i branded myself.