jacobs

  • Jack: Davey is my best friend but so are you.
  • Crutchie: You can’t have more than one best friend.
  • Jack: Says who?
  • Crutchie: Says logic.
  • Jack: Well, I call bull on your logic ‘cause you’re my best friend too.
  • Crutchie [smiling]: Okay.
  • Jack: Girls are so hot.
  • Jack: Guys are so hot too, oh man.
  • Jack: Why is everyone so hot?
  • Davey: Global warming.
  • Davey: Is anyone else scared?
  • Jack: Not really, I’ve already lived longer than I expected.