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  • Jacob: Cheese. It's milk that you chew.
  • Jacob: Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy.
  • Jacob: A grape. Because who can get a watermelon in their mouth?
  • Jacob: The phone. Bringing you closer to people... who have phones.
  • Jacob: Bagels and doughnuts. Round food for every mood.
  • Jacob: Pants. Like shorts, but longer.

vocaprincess  asked:

How Jacob would be with his S/O getting home really tired because of work/school ?

Jacob was hardly in the mood to really converse with anybody as he dragged himself through the door late one evening after having his job beat him around as it often did. He was doing his best to work the hours with little to no fuss about it, but he couldn’t help himself. If he could be anywhere else, he’d rather just be at home with his S/O.

Kicking his shoes off and plopping down on the sofa with a grunt of exhaustion, he straightened up when he saw her there, heading in his direction to grant him something to drink and a bit of something to eat. “You didn’t have to do that, love,” Jacob insisted wearily, moving to rest his forehead against her shoulder, closing his eyes to just ‘rest’ for a second.

“I wanted to,” she insisted, rubbing his back and feeling awful for him given how exhausted he looked.

“Can I just rest on you for a moment?” Jacob asked, sighing out his tiredness best he could, feeling his lover reposition his head there in her lap to which he curled up on the sofa to lie there upon her. “Mmm, best part of the day,” he mumbled, his words nearly hard to hear as his face was near buried in her lap. “Thank you, princess, for everything.”

S/O Being tired (so I don’t erase the top part too and this question is done both ways, as I am sure I’ve had this asked before, but again…too many Jacob responses, so it’s hard for me to find time to dig):

Jacob was waiting for her to venture home for the evening and, upon seeing her there, lying face first on the sofa with a pillow to cuddle upon, he blinked his confusion at her weary nature. “Love?” he called, approaching her and soon making it to the sofa’s side to shake her gently and urge her attention to him.

She looked to him, exhausted from the sights of it, and it was there she hummed a curious response.

“Knackered, are you?” Jacob asked with a soft yet brief laugh to accompany his words. Moving her onto her back at least, the Assassin removed her shoes and worked on trying to relax her further as she was no doubt hurting from being on her feet all day. His fingers digging gently against the curve of her foot and then his fingers massaging between her toes, he let her relax there as she wished. “I can get you something to eat, perhaps? Would that make you feel better or worse?” Jacob teased in regards to his own cooking.

She chuckled wearily, closing her eyes to enjoy in the attention her pain riddled feet were getting. “I am fine for now, Jacob, but I thank you.”

Sirfrye/Blog Changes (PLEASE READ)

So, the roleplay blog is officially up! Sirfrye is now the designated roleplay blog for my Jacob! There’s barely any posts yet though, (I hope to remedy that this weekend). And other than my tags list, everything should be up and running. Go pester the idiot for me pls

So, now with the roleplay officially separate, I will be taking down the ‘roleplay’ tab on my blog- but don’t get the wrong idea!

This is still a fanfic/roleplay blog- however, threads will no longer be reblogged/posted here. All threads and interactions with those who follow me specifically for roleplay will now just be moved to the new blog.

So what about here? Well you can most certainly still interact with Jacob of course! He’s still answering you all! However, if you’re looking to start a thread with him, sirfrye is the place to go ~

In the next few days I will be adding more to my About tab, which will also now turn into my Rules tab, as I am still open for requests. I’ve just realized in order to ensure you guys are fully satisfied with your request that I need to make sure it’s specified to what you want exactly, and you’ll know what I mean by that when I finally get the chance to add that information in. I’ll be sure to make a post to notify you all of when such changes are finished as well, no need to worry! 

why I freaking love Jacob and Queenie

I’m kind of really in love with Queenie and Jacob, which is saying something, because the reality is, there are very few couples in fiction that I feel passionately about. But I really, really love Jacob and Queenie. Let me explain why.

First off, the idea of a beautiful and flirty woman being with the “fat” guy character is nothing new. We’ve seen it in movies and t.v. shows, to the point that I find it annoying, because in Hollywood it seems to function as nothing more than a bizarre wish-fulfillment, saying that overweight guys can get the hottest chick around (who says they can’t?), and the relationships depicted never have any depth. They’re shallow. But Fantastic Beasts gave us two people. Not only were both characters well-rounded as individuals, but I love the fact Queenie fell in love with Jacob’s mind.

Queenie can read minds, and she’s probably read hundreds, but Jacob had such a beautiful mind–it’s almost like I could actually believe in love at first sight for this couple!! And running through the relationship throughout the movie is the discussion that Jacob is very unique–there’s “no one else like him.” And even when at the end he expresses his real feelings that that’s not true, that there are lots of people like him, Queenie reassures him that no, no one is like him. What’s beautiful about this ongoing conversation is that behind every exchange is the subtext of Queenie’s mind-reading ability, which gives what is often a stereotypical couple and theme (the theme of “being unique”) fresh depth.

I ship it.

And what makes things more complex is that their relationship is technically illegal. 

Also, can we take a second to appreciate that Queenie can see into people’s minds, so she’s probably seen some of the most awful, dark thoughts that no one will express publicly–and she still manages to be charming, cute, and happy? I think that says a lot about her character. And the fact she finds his mind so beautiful says a lot about Jacob.

Things I'm mildly obsessed with in Fantastic Beasts

• Newt is a socially awkward soul,

• All of the beasts are absolutely amazing and have thier own little personalities,

• “Mum’s here”


• Graves/ Grindlewald genuinely believed he was acting for the greater good, he’s not just a sadist (I really hope it stays that way and Depp doesn’t portray Grindlewald like the new Joker),

•Newt talking to Credence just like a frightened animal, even though Newt’s voice is shaking with fear he knows that Credence is just scared and badly treated,

• Newt might not be able to talk like that to any other person other than Credence because they both know what it’s like not to fit in,

• Jacob is super chill and kind and must be protected,

•Queenie’s accent,

•Queenie in general,

• Did I mention DOUGAL?

• The Thunderbird was absolutely magnificent I CRIED,

•Pickett being grumpy at Newt and Newt sounding actually sad about it.

I think I have a problem. Wtf, this is not a problem. I HAVEN’T BEEN THIS HAPPY IN YEARS.

Shoot me an ask or a headcanon or just tell me what you thought of the movie??


The Librarians (maybe spoilers?)

I’m scared… I don’t know who is going to die! They are strongly suggesting that is going to be Flynn, but… I think is too obvious, like they are going to surprise us with someone else saving the day.
That makes me afraid for Jenkins who is immortal but we learn that immortals can kinda die too, and he has lost his love, and he know what Flynn is planing so he can be making a counter plan, and he loves all the others so much… I… I don’t know!
Eve… GOD! She would do anything to save Flynn and the others and… what did Charlene said to her?! Eve is another one who could be plaining a way to save Flynn. But most importantly she been pushing the LITs, she felt that they needed to be at the top of their game. It could be because she unconsciusly feels that Flynn is going to die and therefore Cassie, Jake and Ezekiel have to improve to become THE librarians, but it could also be because she felt that SHE is going to die. In the other realities they all were what they were because she helped them get there, it wasn’t Flynn’s abscense, they didn’t even know him, but they all knew her, she is their guardian, and she help them become the best librarians that they could be and maybe that’s what she is feeling, that she is not going to be with them much longer and she wants to see them at their best, knowing that way that they could take care of their own safety.
Cassandra, I’ve been afraid of her dying since I knew she had a tumor, and then she is tumor free and fine and apparentely more powerful than ever and that security SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!
Jacob… I thougt he was in safe ground until last episode, now what?! How does that tattoo work? What did the Monkey King said? “You saved my soul with your own” “With it (inner soul) you may bring light were there is only darkness” WHY THEY DO TALK SO MUCH ABOUT SOULS… WHY??!!! ALL THROUGH THE FUCKING EPISODE!!
And then Ezekiel, Ezekiel who’s training was about being dependable and whom still looks like he doesn’t have much of a magic gift and that also scares me, because I would not expect it!!

You see, I’m scare, if it is Flynn at least I’ve been warned, at least I been preparing myself for him dying, but if it is one of the others, I just… I’m going to cry no matter what but if it is one of the others THEN I’M GOING TO CRY AND HURT BECAUSE THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME!!

  • <p> <b>what she says:</b> I'm fine<p/><b>what she means:</b> so newt scamander has shown excellent prowess in not only using magic as shown by him using wordless spells even though he was trained in verbal magic and sure it's for saving time onscreen and all that but it says something and it's meant to show us this man knows how to use magic and he's shown apparating constantly without splinching and often with jacob so an added person plus he has an entire world in his suitcase with a shit ton of different climates and spaces and that's gotta take a lot of maintenance to stay functional and has insane knowledge on most species and herbs not to mention he literally extracted an obscurial from this girl which tbh doesn't sound simple at fucking all and he's also got to know how to use this magic correctly and efficiently so as to avoid trouble i.e. he smuggles magical creatures and traveled all over so he HAS to be able to hide his tracks so why did he not have a moment to obliviate jacob? he's asked a few times throughout the film and he never responds and i think it's because he empathised with the fact that this is a Muggle Plagued By A Completely Stale Life working in a canning factory and that that small moment of magic he witnessed could give him the strength drive and hope to lead his best life. Newt Scamander didn't obliviate Jacob Kowalski because he /wanted him to glean strength from the knowledge that magic is real because he is good at heart the way few people are. Newt has proven he toes the line between criminality and lawfulness but he wouldn't willingly expose or endanger the secrecy of magic folk so there is no explanation as to why he "neglected" obliviation if it weren't deliberate and sure there were a few times he ignored using some kind of mending or reparative charms to cover his trail like in restoring the jewellery store or the wrecked attic and others but there was no time for him to do so since he almost immediately had to apparate away or deal with some other loose creature so these are not examples of his character since he repaired the giant wreckage of Jacob's house and maybe that was because he cared about Jacob but they hadn't progressed as friends yet and what's more likely is he is BY NATURE aware of how to act cautiously with magic so nothing else makes sense other than him not obliviating on purpose to give Jacob a little bit of light and since we established he wouldn't endanger the statute of secrecy he knew that even in letting Jacob know what he knew it wasn't enough to uncover the magic community and even if Jacob spoke out he wouldn't be believed any more than most people and he could be obliviated eventually if he posed a threat but this actual angel newt scamander always sees the best in everyone so his first thought was that he had faith in Jacob not to rat out their community or at least not out of malice and to just admire this memory of this world he had with reverence and im not crying you're crying<p/></p>

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them → Queenie and Jacob meet for the first time

Blond Queenie, the most beautiful girl ever to don witches’ robes, is standing in a silk slip, supervising the mending of a dress on a dressmaker’s dummy. Jacob is thunderstruck. Newt barely notices. Impatient to leave as soon as possible, he starts peeking out the windows. 

“Do not be afraid; you have found favor with God. You will conceive and give birth to a son, and you are to call him Jesus. He will be great and will be called the Son of the Most High. The Lord God will give him the throne of his father David, and he will reign over Jacob’s descendants forever; his kingdom will never end.” Luke 1:32-33