an exchange between bros
DISCLAIMER: this is not in any way an attempt to poke fun at fanfiction writers! all of us respect you a lot, and please keep in mind that this is just poking fun at jacob sartorius!
summary: when Hunter Rowland walks into Jacob’s sex dungeon with only a vague idea of what he came for and a double-sided dildo, he doesn’t know that his elven senpai has much more in store for him than he thought..
warnings: very sexually graphic scenes, daddy kink, graphic euphemisms
word count: 852
stephanie: i have seen this fic at its worst and turned it from a wet dream into a masterpiece.
jac: this is the hardest thing i’ve worked on all week. and yes, that is a pun.
sophia: I am both equally ashamed and proud of this literary piece. All of Jacobs little Bits make me happy haha x : )
lily: i put blood, sweat and jacob’s cummies into this fic.
bonus: a special note from our cheerleader florenz: many innocent souls were harmed in the making of this fic.