jack~

“Bang! You’re dead, old man.”
“Someone had to do it, I guess.”

Mc76 commission for @spacemageember!

In which the former Commander and his spicy cowboy argue about who’s the good and who’s the bad, because none of them is the ugly. 👀

Thank you for commissioning me! °W°

  • Soldier 76: *pointing rifle at Reaper’s head* We all remember you as a friend.
  • Reaper: Oh, really? Well, I remember you as a whiny little piece of shit, Jack.
  • Soldier 76: Oh, yeah?
  • Reaper: Yeah! I’ve got about a thousand memories of your dumb little ass and about six of them are pleasant. The rest is annoying garbage. So why don’t you do us both a favor and pull the trigger? Do it! Do it, motherfucker! Pull the fucking trigger!
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YOUTUBERS REACT TO NICKI MINAJ CHALLENGE (#NICKIMINAJCHALLENGE)

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“You two… I still don’t know if you get along very well or hate each other. Which is it?”
Jack shrugged. “Half ‘n half, I suppose. Overall, we sort of… communicate.”
“You’d make a great duo.” Kohle called him over; then, when Jack was close enough, he pointed out the weasel Cynthia was questioning. “She’s got the dialectics you lack, and you have a self-confidence she can only dream of. You complete each other.”
“We
fight each other” Jack replied. “Quite often, actually. I think she despises me for some reason.”
“She doesn’t, trust me. Cynthia is just a little… uncooperative? And shy, terribly shy.”
Shy? Walker?’ Jack frowned. “With all due respect, colonel… I wouldn’t call Walker shy not even by mistake. As for uncooperative, though, I think it suits her very well.”

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Credits to THE SWEETEST GIRL IN THE WORLD

anonymous asked:

Michael... M8... Bro.. Dude.. Throw it at me man- are you sure you haven't heard from your 'player 1'? Not even subtly? Because the dude could POSSIBLY be a fan ; )

Especially with what happened during our senior year. HE was the one that- …Never mind. I’m sorry.

Anyways, don’t be silly. There’s… There’s no way he could be my fan. But if that were the case, oh man- that would make things a heck of a lot easier.