A wild jaebum appears 

That friend that doesn't get a single fandom reference:
  • Me:it's bigger on the inside.
  • Friend:what is?
  • Me:I'm a phangirl okay? Okay.
  • Friend:did you-
  • Me:I siriusly did.
  • Friend:but-
  • Me:it's the dam fandoms again.
  • Friend:*slams fist on table*
  • Friend:I LOVE THAT PART!
  • Me:love is weakness.
  • Friend:wat?
  • Me:you will go to the paper towns and never come back.
  • Friend:I'm don-
  • Me:Josh Dunn?
  • Friend:wait who?
  • Me:don't speak out loud, it lowers the IQ of the entire street.
  • Friend:I don't under-
  • Me:yer a muggle
  • Friend:I hate Harry Potter..
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • *2 days later*
  • Police:so she just "accidentally" got strangled by a boa constructor cuz the glass "accidentally" disappeared?
  • Me:sounds legit.