jackson publik

so this lady who comes into our work every now and then three months ago made us write letters to our future selves to like, idk set goals or whatever, heres what i wrote: 

HEY BUTTHOLE: 

WOW YOURE STILL PLAYING WORLD OF WARCRAFT, WOW YOU ARE PATHETIC AND FAT. (in fact i was playing wow as i read that) I CAN INSULT FUTURE ME BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER GET PAST ME, SO SUCK ON THAT YOU BITCH.

WHERE TF AM I GOING TO BE IN 3 MONTHS? WELL FIRST OFF DID YOU TOTALLY SEE HOW I MISSPELLED “GOING” IN THE PREVIOUS SENTENCE? I MEAN I TRIED TO RAM THE LETTER I IN THERE BUT YOU ALL KNOW MY MISTAKE. OKAY BUT REALLY IN 3 MONTHS I HOPE IM STILL LIVE. I DONT WANNA ASK TOO MUCH OF YOU BECAUSE BRUH, I KNOW YOU. SO JUST BE ALIVE AND YOU KNOW WHAT? BUY YOUSELF A PIZZA. A BIG OL PIZZA ALL FOR YOU. ALSO ATTEMPT TO BE A LITTLE MORE HANDSOME BECAUSE GOD DAMN PAST ME IS A WRECK. 

in the box it reads: 

10 THINGS IM GREATFUL FOR: 

CATS

HAMBURGER HELPER

JOHN CENA (DO DOO DO DOOO)

DUROTANS BIG MEATY THIGHS AND SLUTTY OUTFIT

INTERRUPTING PEOPLES ERP

TAX RETURNS

WHEN MY FAV BEER IS ON TAP

FREE MEALS WHEN THEY MESS UP AT RESTAURANTS

CODE LYOKO 

JACKSON PUBLIK AND DOC HAMMER

and at the bottom:

WHEN YOU READ THIS, I EXPECT THESE THINGS TO HAVE HAPPENED: MAKE SURE YOUVE WASHED YOUR BEDSHEETS AT LEAST ONCE, YOU BOUGHT YOURSELF A PS4, SUCKED SOME GOOD COCK, GOTTEN A BETER UNDERSTANDING OF THE ENDING TO NGE

to which ive done none, past me was on point