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  • Favorite Character: *dies*
  • Normal Person: oh that's sad.
  • My Brain: NOOO WHY ASFLKIBFJVDGNVFGNNBVFDX I CAN NO LONGER FUNCTION WHAT THE HELL WHY *throws self out of window* WHAT EVEN IS LIFE

Listen, just because I can’t hit that note doesn’t mean I won’t try

ARE YOU FUCKKIINGGG KIDDING ME HE LITERALLY JUST STEPS IN FRONT OF THE CAR THAT IS ON FIRE AND COULD CRUSH HIS BODY AND NONCHALANTLY MOVES ASIDE LIKE ITS NOTHING I MEAN WHATS GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND BUCKY LIKE OH IM GONNA WAIT TILL THE LAST SECOND TO MOVE BC I FEEL LIKE BEING THEATRICAL

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Cali Carter
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Abigail Mac
Alana Evans
Vicky Vette
Diamond Jackson
McKenzie Lee
Destiny Dixon
Alexis Golden
Sarah Jessie
Osa Lovely
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Sadie Santana
Jay La
Jarushka Ross
Dillion Harper
Samantha Rone
Tylo Duran
Maci May
Briana Banks
Ryan Riesling
Callie Klein
Alix Lovell

Y’all, we need to take a moment to appreciate the story of how Marc Evan Jackson (aka Kevin Cozner in B99, Trevor Nelsson in Parks and Rec, Sparks Nevada in the Thrilling Adventure Hour, etc) met his wife because it legitimately is a Real Life Vet AU and is the most adorable thing. ♥♥ OK, SO: 

  • His wife is a vet, and they first met because his cat was sick.
  • When she walked into the tiny patient room, they had a “two-way, star-in-the-eye, twinkle moment.” 
  • As she was listening to his cat’s heart during the physical exam, his actual thoughts were: I’M GOING TO KISS HER. Wait, no, I could go to jail today if I do that… She doesn’t need me in her life. I’m not going to do anything. 
  • He was planning to travel somewhere and needed a permit/certificate for his cat to fly with him, so he had to go back to the vet. 
  • At the second visit, she asked him out by saying she wanted a tour of downtown because she had been away from the area for several years. 
  • He wasn’t 100% sure if they were on a date, but he took her out to dinner, coffee, and dessert anyway.
  • He actually did bring her on a “total bullshit tour” – he had no idea where he was driving her to because he had been so busy with work and really barely knew the city. 
  • Right when he was lost in the middle of the nowhere, she started giving him directions… And then he realized that it was a date! She knew exactly where they were and didn’t need a tour at all!!! 

In conclusion, ADORABLE AU-TYPE MEET CUTES CAN HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE AS WELL.

{Check out this interview to hear him talk about this + a bunch of other cool things about his life!}

  • *Shooting star goes by*
  • Friend: I wish for Peace, happiness, true love, etc.
  • Me: *whispers* I wish my otp becomes canon

Peter: It’s couples like you that give hope to the rest of us. Mr. Stark, you deserve the best and you found it. Captain Rogers, don’t you dare hurt him.

Steve: [chuckles] I won’t.

Bruce: [serious] Don’t laugh. He means it.

Steve: [stunned] Okay, I-I won’t.

Fury: Seriously, son, don’t hurt him.

Steve: Okay, I’m not planning on hurting him.

Pepper: You better not be.

Steve: [frustrated] I’m not!

Bucky: Hey, Stevie, you best watch yourself.

Steve: Why would any of you think I would hurt Tony? You’re all my friends too.

Rhodey: Nah.

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