jackson downey

bro…can we talk about how similar peter parker and percy jackson are??? like, honestly:

-both accidentally blew up a national monument
-both are surviving (mostly) on luck
-both are devastatingly loyal to their friends/family
-the pUNS
-the hUMOR
-both are literal living breathing forms of the ‘i-came-out-to-have-a-good-time-and-am-honestly-feeling-so-attacked-rn’ meme
-both can speak a different language fluently
-both live in nyc
-their dads are distant dudes but really do care for them and want to just see them reach their full potential (tony stark is peter’s unofficial dad fIGHT ME)
-can kickass and are badass
-both have a best friend who seems dorky in physicality but is actually the best
-both are school delinquents
-both have a single, motherly-figure raising them whom they would die for and vice versa (and lowkey tho…does anyone else picture marisa tomei as the perfect sally jackson or is that just me…???)
-have weird food obsessions (i.e. peters love for the sandwich shop and percy’s love of blue food)
-were both offered amazing positions (percy a god and peter an avenger) and both turned them down
-both have extraordinary powers
-both are still teenagers

I’m gonna be really sad when everyone’s Marvel movie contracts are up. I really hope Marvel lets everyone renew them so they can keep being our favorite hero’s.

Peter: It’s couples like you that give hope to the rest of us. Mr. Stark, you deserve the best and you found it. Captain Rogers, don’t you dare hurt him.

Steve: [chuckles] I won’t.

Bruce: [serious] Don’t laugh. He means it.

Steve: [stunned] Okay, I-I won’t.

Fury: Seriously, son, don’t hurt him.

Steve: Okay, I’m not planning on hurting him.

Pepper: You better not be.

Steve: [frustrated] I’m not!

Bucky: Hey, Stevie, you best watch yourself.

Steve: Why would any of you think I would hurt Tony? You’re all my friends too.

Rhodey: Nah.

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The Avengers (2012)

Director - Joss Whedon, Cinematography - Seamus McGarvey

“You’re missing the point! There’s no throne, there is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it’s too much for us but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it!”

[Tony, Vision and Fury take a meeting with T'Challa, Steve and Bucky]

Vision: Perhaps you gentlemen would like some tea while you wait?

Tony: No, they wouldn’t. Tea is for guests. The door is for intruders.

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“it’s the best thing, man, do you ever have a sleepover with your friends? you get your friends sleepover saturday night, build a fort … eat some cheetos … drink some beer …that’s what it’s like buddy, that’s exactly what’s it’s like. except the beer part. don’t drink beer!.”

 - jeremy renner at calgary expo when asked by a young boy what it’s like to film the avengers