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bobbg470  asked:

What do you think would happen if a celebrity found out? Like a mega-superstar-celebrity like Michael Jackson, Madonna, Beyonce, Christina Aguilera, Cher, Angelina Jolie. The amount of conspiracy theories/outcry would be huge. Also, do you think influential humans know?

Obviously the mysterious disappearances of famous people = they became vampires.  Deaths that don’t quite make sense = became a vampire. Amelia Earhart and Elvis and whoever else is out there walking the earth as a member of the undead. I would think there would be some vampires who would want to hobnob with celebrities, they’re sort of the royalty of our time. Not many–most don’t care about human affairs–but vampires like Laurent who was draw to powerful people, or his creator Boris who loved a good party.

I think if a celebrity found out, they’d probably keep the secret in hopes of getting immortality themselves. Young and beautiful forever? The Hollywood dream! 

And speaking of royalty, I think in the past that Kings and Queen probably DID know about vampires and agreed with the Volturi that keeping it secret was the best for everyone, and sometimes when one family overthrew another it was with the help and backing of vampires. 

In the modern day I’m not so sure, because with democracies and republics the people in charge are always rotating, so too many people would have to know. It’s not like you tell the royal family and they pass it down through the generations, you’ve got to tell each new president and prime minister. What a hassle, and the more people who know the more likely the secret will get out. 

There might be a select few governments who know, or maybe are only each told a little part of it, or told slightly different stories so they know who blabbed if the info leaks? I think the humans “running” Volterra have to be in on it. 


“I’ve learned so much from watching her over her career. She starts the trends, and she taught me you have to reinvent yourself with every new album… a new hair color, a new look, a new type of album.”- Beyoncé

“Janet never stops giving you what you want. She’s an artist that will always be regarded as one of the best. Like Madonna, she’s reinvented herself a lot and kept a connection with her audience.”- Christina Aguilera

“Janet was one of the first female pop icons that I could relate to … She was so vibrant, she had so much energy. She still has power… You have to love Janet.”- Rihanna

“I’ve always been majorly inspired by Janet and everything that she does, I’ve always idolized Janet”- Britney Spears

“She’s somebody that I have a tremendous amount of respect for, she’s just an unbelievable legend, and such a talent, somebody that I really, really look up to.”- Lady Gaga


AU: In the excitement of celebrating his birthday, Zayn lets slip his favourite kink on Twitter, sending the Internet into a tizzy. Several celebrities join in the rabid meme-making that follows as Zayn’s dear friend Janet Jackson gives a frank description of their sex life in an interview with Anderson Cooper. However Lady Gaga is outraged that Zayn ditched a recording session with her to instead get neck-deep in the Queen of Pop’s coochie and proceeds to kink-shame the happy couple with a vengeance 

Who cares if your music is old, or new. If you can sing every single word or only know the chorus. If you like it, and it brings you joy and life then listen to the Backstreet Boys or Gang Starr, fucking Beethoven if you want.