Everyone shut up I’m jackin off
when you’ve been jackin it all day and halfway through you get a little self-conscious but you try and play it off as a joke
and here’s the background-less main blog exclusive version of halloweener joseph
what u dont see are his pointy as fuck witch boots
Jackin’ by Alex Noriega ~ Oregon’s Three Fingered Jack, under dramatic sunset skies.
quit jackin it to colby keller, he voted for trump. have some standards. he doesn’t deserve your boner
Just jackin’ it…on the telephone.
Never go anywhere without:
Lego set #5901
A big ol’ dill
a rock from another dimension
im jackin my dick
Am I horny or do I just have to pee?
I hope to god I never become that pathetic