jackethanger

anonymous asked:

I actually choose to have a best friend relationship w/characters or people instead of a romantic relationship (I'm aromantic btw 😅). So, could you please do like... a 'being best friends with' kind of request every now and then? If so, I would like to request a being best friends w/Yuri Plisetsky, plz. Thanks and I love your work! I agree with the anon who said you should start a writing blog. I'd love to see your writing expand. - Aromantic cinnamon bun anon 👤

When I saw this in my inbox, I completely flipped. I love reading best friend headcanons and I’ve always wanted to write one so I got super excited to answer it!! Though, I’ve never written one so bear with me. And thanks for the feedback on the writing blog thing! It means a lot.


Alright, here we go.



- Best friends w/Yuri Plisetsky -

  • Cats
  • So many cats
  • “He is beauty, he is grace~”
  • “He will punch you in the face!”
  • “Rude.”
  • C O N F U S I O N
  • Much anger, very frightening
  • Awkward coffee dates where people coo at you two and ask if you’re a couple
  • Having to stop him from yelling at said people
  • Shipping him with Otabek
  • “I told you to stop shipping us!”
  • “But why?”
  • 😷
  • Scaring the living daylights out of him every know and then for a good laugh
  • shoOK RUSSIAN KITTEN
  • Anxiety without your constant support
  • “We’ll be alright, its only a few weeks for competition.”
  • “Yeah, but who’s gonna make fun of people with me?”
  • “No one, because that activity is for us only.”
  • “Idiot”
  • Being taller than him
  • And oh, how he hates being shorter
  • “Does Katsuki Yuri is gay?”
  • “101% sure he is.”
  • Pranks
  • “Why are we here?”
  • “Because your wardrobe actually came straight out of 1985 and to be my best friend, you can’t just dress like that.”
  • “I’m taking offense to that. My clothes look amazing.”
  • “Your clothes look amazing in the trash, just like you.”
  • “Rude.”
  • Forcing him to wear cat ears for the sake of your Tumblr
  • Him hating you for it later
  • Especially when the photo gets spread all over social media
  • He refuses to talk to you for a week
  • It sucks.
  • Giving him a cute name on your phone to tease him with
  • Emoji usage
  • All the time
  • It annoys him to no end
  • “You’re cute when you’re angry.”
  • “Then I must be adorable right now.”
  • Braiding his hair for competition
  • Refusing to tell you how much he likes how you do his hair
  • Plot twist, you already know^^
  • Losing your shoes at the ice rink
  • Forcing him to help you find them
  • Never finding your shoes
  • “Someone’s butt just touched mine.”
  • “That’s me, you idiot. Move over.”
  • Movie night w/the other skaters^^
  • “You have beef jerky and you are going to give me some.”
  • “Get your own.”
  • “Rude.”
  • “Do you have food?”
  • “No.”
  • “You filthy liar.”
  • Going to America together and eating at McDonald’s
  • “Why is my Happy Meal toy missing its head?”
  • “Because you killed it.”
  • “Rude.”
  • Inside jokes
  • A N I M E
  • Going back to the rink together
  • “gUYS. I THInk I fouND MY SHoe!”
  • “Wait, no, false alarm. Its the wrong shoe.”
  • “Why are you like this?”
  • Stealing his Russia jacket
  • Hanging out at your house
  • “I’m right here, with the naughty kids.”
  • “Where do you keep your holy water because you need to repENT YOUR SINS YOU FILTHY ANIMAL!”
  • “CALM DOWN IT WAS A JOKE!”
  • “DON’T YOU LIE TO ME!”
  • Putting water in a spray bottle
  • Spraying him like a cat when he’s being mean
  • “What is even in that!?”
  • “The blood of my enemies. Hold still for your bath now, Timmy!”
  • “WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME TIMMY!?”
  • “BECAUSE I CAN, SUCK IT UP LOSER.”

Originally posted by the-uncontrollable-optimist

Originally posted by chicastrology