jackalicious

((you all better love this simonmun and i have labored over this for god only knows how long…

Lyrics:
Four, tres, two, uno

[Roger]
Listen up you all, ‘cause this is it
The pig that Jack’s roastin’ is delicious

[Jack]
Jackalicious definition make them boys go crazy
They’re scared of the beast so they’re comin’ to me call me chief
You can see me, you can’t squeeze me.
I ain’t meanie, I’m a chiefy
I got reasons why I tease him.
Simon comes and goes like seasons.

Jackalicious (so delicious)
And I am victorious.
And if you heard Ralph’s still Chief,
Well honey that’s fictitious.
I give kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That bring those boys to Castle Rock.
And Simon’s faintin’ all the time like ‘Jack will you be mine’ (four, tres, two, uno)

Super vicious (it’s hot, hot)
Super vicious (You know that I can sing C sharp)
Super vicious (I wanna hunt and never stop)
I’m Jackalicious (ch- ch- ch- ch- ch- chiefy chiefy)

Jackalicious def-,
Jackalicious def-,
Jackalicious def- [“def” is echoing]
Jackalicious definition make that boy go batty.
He claims he’s not in my tribe
But he’s comin’ here like nightly
I’m the M to the E, double R, I, D, E, W
And Ralph if you are listening then this one is for you.

I’m Jackalicious (so delicious)
My hunting is vicious
I be out in the woods just lookin’ for some dinner
I’m the winner (Roger: hell yeah)
I ‘ve enough meat for e’ry honey
While Ralph’s tribe sits around, bein’ dumb and goin hungry 
(four, tres, two, uno)

Super vicious (I’m hot, hot)
Super vicious (You know that I can sing C sharp)
Super vicious(I wanna hunt and never stop)
Jackalicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

Simon, Simon, Simon
If you really want me,
Baby grow a backbone
Join my tribe and then we’ll see
We can cuddle, cuddle
Go to sleep together
I’ll sing so good for you
Do you even have choose.

[Roger]
C to the H, to the I E F Y - boy, you’re crazy, C to the H to the I E F Y - boy, you’re crazy
C to the H, to the I E F J A C K, to the C, to the H, to the, to the, to the, hit it Jackie

[Jack]
All the time I turn around littluns gather round
Always ask me questions always ask me ‘bout Si
I just wanna say it now, I aint tryin to round up drama lil Ralphie I don’t wanna steal your guy
And I know I’m comin off just a lil bit full of me
And I keep on repeatin how Simon wants to love me
But I’m tryin to cry
That I shouldnt be treated like the bad guy
'Cause they say he…

Delicious (so delicious)
And I am victorious
And if you heard Ralph’s still Chief
When honey that’s fictitious
I give kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That bring Ralph’s boys to Castle Rock
Ralph don’t know what to do, he’s singing ‘Jack can I be you?’ (you, you, you)

Four, tres, two, uno.
My hunting is vicious
I be out in the woods just lookin’ for some dinner
I’m the winner (Roger: hell yeah).
I’ve enough meat for e’ry honey
While Ralph’s tribe sits around bein’ dumb and goin’ hungry (four, tres, two, uno)

Super vicious (chief, chief, chief, chief)
Super vicious (chief, chief, chief, chief)
Super vicious (chief, chief, chief, chief)
I’m Jackalicious, c- c- c- c- c- c- c- C-sharp, C-sharp
I’m super vicious (chief, chief, chief, chief)
Super vicious (chief, chief, chief, chief)
Super vicious (chief, chief, chief, chief)
I’m Jackalicious, c- c- c- c- c- c- c- C-sharp, C-sharp

[Roger]
C to the H, to the I E F Y - boy, you’re crazy, C to the H to the I E F Y - boy, you’re crazy
C to the H, to the I E F Y - boy, you’re crazy, C to the H to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
C to the H, to the I E F J A C K, to the C, to the H, to the I E F J A C K, to the 
C to the H, to the I E F J A C K, to the C, to the H, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

C to the H, to the I E F Y - boy, you’re crazy, C to the H to the I E F Y - boy, you’re crazy
C to the H, to the I E F Y - boy, you’re crazy, C to the H to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
C to the H, to the I E F J A C K, to the C, to the H, to the I E F J A C K, to the
C to the H, to the I E F J A C K, to the C, to the H, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the…..))

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“Jackalicious, definition; make us all go loco.”

Yes, I used a screenshot from the song Fergalicious for this pose. What of it? Also, the idea for this was originally just me giving Jack a cookie. It degenerated into this. I dunno how. My brain is weird.

This is a drawing of gratitude for therealjacksepticeye, who shared probably the silliest thing I’ve ever drawn, found here: http://psycho-cupcake.tumblr.com/post/129216794898/so-due-to-the-enthusiasm-pictured-in-the-first

It blew up thanks to him and it makes me really happy knowing that people get a kick out of it :D

I hope you all enjoy this too, especially Jack. I hope he likes strawberries. And his legs. I am so proud of his damn legs, even if my proportions probably suck. And the background definitely sucks. I’m so sorry but I just can’t draw backgrounds D:

Much love to you all and thank you all enormously for your support. You all rock my socks.