jack-why-would-you

Bad Boy Lucio 5
  • Lucio:Junkrat!
  • Junkrat:Yo!
  • Lucio:Wheres Roadhog?
  • Junkrat:Over thar!
  • Lucio:Thanks...Hey Roadhog.
  • Roadhog:What?
  • Lucio:How do i become a tough badass like you?
  • Roadhog:You're already a badass.
  • Lucio:No, well thanks, but no I mean like you or Jack or ana or Gabe.
  • Roadhog:Why would you ever want to be like that smoke monster from lost?
  • Lucio:Well...Uhh
  • Roadhog:You're fine as you are. It sounds like you're trying to fit into a group of people that is much older than you and have experienced things you should hope you never have too. Let me make this clear, we are no longer roll models that you should be following. Reaper is a terrorist. Soldier 76 has was a bitter, vengeful loner. Ana disappeared for years without a word to her family after losing one snipe fight. and me? I lost my god damn mind a long time ago. You do not want to be like us. So ill say this again, you. are. fine.
  • Lucio:...ok. umm. Thanks, Mako.
  • Roadhog:Now get outa here before Jamison finishes attaching those bombs to you. STOP DOING THAT!
  • Junkrat:Ah fine, you're no fun.

Traced Lightning || Lady Five: okay guys what if lena has never had iced tea
hand solo: gabe would wonder how the fuck
Traced Lightning || Lady Five: WHY WOULD YOU DRINK TEA COLD, GABRIEL.
zedling || princess meat: jack is also amazed
zedling || princess meat: how the fuck
Traced Lightning || Lady Five: WHY WOULD YOU DRINK TEA COLD, JACK.
hand solo: BECAUSE CALIFORNIA IS TOO DAMN HOT FOR HOT TEA
Traced Lightning || Lady Five: WHY DO YOU BASTARDIZE TEA
zedling || princess meat: SWEET TEA IS A GOD-GIVEN GIFT, LENA
Traced Lightning || Lady Five: YOU FUCKING THROW A SHIT FIT EVERY TIME I TELL YOU I DON’T HAVE COFFEE AND ONLY TEA YOU FUCKING CUNT.
Traced Lightning || Lady Five: DON’T PLAY THIS GAME WITH ME MORRISON
zedling || princess meat: THAT’S BECAUSE YOUR TEA TASTES LIKE SHIT
Traced Lightning || Lady Five: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE WE’RE DIVORCED.
zedling || princess meat: AT LEAST SWEET TEA WILL STILL LOVE ME
Traced Lightning || Lady Five: NOBODY ELSE WILL.